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Posted in Los Angeles, Noodle Nation, Santa Monica, The Dirty | October 31st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tanya the asian which apparently everyone should already know.  This girl walks around with her head in the clouds, she will give you dirty looks just for looking at her, babe if your hot people are gunna stare better learn to deal with it or you’ll end up on the dirty lol.  Nik i didn’t really understood a MAC forcefield but after meeting her I do, her face looks like she has a layer of paint on it makes her look almost fake, but with a body like that who f*ckin cares.  Anyways this girl was throwing fits whenever someone would get in her way or anything, she is a total b*tch, regardless though I definitely still would even if she walked on top of me first.  So Nik does this noodle get your stamp of approval.

Sorry, but her face cock blocks.  My head hurts so bad… in Vegas still  and about to hit the sports book.  College games that don’t smell like noodles.  Any locks?- nik

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  1. October 31, 2009 at 10:23 am

    jomama says:

    Can i buy this bitch? I am offering 3 goats, 1 cow, and 22 chickens…This is my highest and best offer

    Reply to jomama
    • October 31, 2009 at 1:13 pm

      Keen Observer says:

      SOLD! But just keep in mind she’s a “Christian” of some sort (she’s wearing a cross in the 2nd pic)- And you know the deal with “Christian” girls: They won’t have sex before marriage… unless it’s in the butt (because that doesn’t count). Gotta love those carrie-prejean-faux-religious-girls!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply to Keen Observer
  2. October 31, 2009 at 10:28 am

    anonymous says:

    Hey brotha i got a feeling that USC is a lock. My pick of the the day was indiana over over iowa but its a little late for that. another good one is take georgia. its a rivalry game so it will be close. take that and u will win.

    Reply to anonymous
  3. October 31, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Ace Hardy The one man party says:

    Go ahead and throw some on app state to win the division 1aa championship again….. the only division 1aa game they put money on but its a lock.

    Reply to Ace Hardy The one man party
  4. October 31, 2009 at 10:35 am

    The Shah says:

    Two locks….

    Oklahoma St. covers spread against UT.

    Tulsa/SMU: Take the over

    Halloween is a weird night so watch out. Does anyone remember Billy Cannon? Nik and him have a few things in common….

    From The Shah’s seat

    Reply to The Shah
  5. October 31, 2009 at 10:51 am

    wowzers says:

    that thing kinda looks like a man. im feeling Tranny for sure

    Reply to wowzers
  6. October 31, 2009 at 10:52 am

    nosferatina says:

    WTF is wrong with her thumb? CREEPY!

    “Shaka Brah, dudes…call me!”

    Reply to nosferatina
  7. October 31, 2009 at 11:22 am

    dale of scotts says:

    someone needs to put their c0ck in her mouth to shut her up.

    Reply to dale of scotts
  8. October 31, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Oh Caramel says:

    sHE’s from Montreal and that thing is a TRANSEXUAL.

    Reply to Oh Caramel
  9. October 31, 2009 at 11:34 am

    ukfootballzzz says:

    Nik, your lock of the week is Kentucky minus 3.5 over Miss st. Game starts at 4:00 Vegas time. LOCK. Bet it. If you when I want some gear.
    Good luck, even though you don’t need it. KY will cover easy.

    Reply to ukfootballzzz
  10. October 31, 2009 at 11:39 am

    cc says:

    temple

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  11. October 31, 2009 at 11:45 am

    cc says:

    temple
    florida
    miami

    Reply to cc
  12. October 31, 2009 at 11:46 am

    Bad Andy says:

    Hey Nik,

    I really enjoy the site man, keep up the good work. At 3:30 today, I like Navy -6.5 at home against Temple. If you’re looking later tonight, I like Oregon +3 at home or even to win outright against USC.

    Reply to Bad Andy
  13. October 31, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Hey Nik says:

    Oregon St !!!

    Reply to Hey Nik
  14. October 31, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    Dirty Army says:

    Nothing spcl, same bowl of noodles…least she look better than tila tequlia

    Reply to Dirty Army
  15. October 31, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    johnnyutah30 says:

    Idaho -3….
    tennessee…
    oregan..

    Reply to johnnyutah30
  16. October 31, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    yeh says:

    ku wont win but they will cover

    Reply to yeh
  17. October 31, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    lead pipe club cygm says:

    idaho

    Reply to lead pipe club cygm
  18. October 31, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    MJ says:

    Take Northwestern and San Diego State to cover.

    Reply to MJ
  19. October 31, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    the dirtynasty palllll says:

    Come to my tables at xs and say hello bud.

    Georgia + 15.5
    Usc -3
    Ok state

    Reply to the dirtynasty palllll
  20. October 31, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    uhhhh says:

    wow….. shes rly f*ckin hot

    Reply to uhhhh
  21. October 31, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Josh says:

    Florida covers, OSU covers, USC does not

    Reply to Josh
  22. October 31, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Take the money line on Oregon – They win by at least 2 TD’s

    Reply to Anonymous
  23. October 31, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Keen Observer says:

    WTF? That girl looks COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the side. Her side profile is NASTY – but her face forward is F***ING HOT. This is just confusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Keen Observer
  24. October 31, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Purple PoPo says:

    Tranny

    Reply to Purple PoPo
  25. October 31, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    LBreezy says:

    IT’S UPSET WEEKEND FOR SURE!!

    Reply to LBreezy
  26. October 31, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    me says:

    by the wording and photos, it’s a self post. and he’s fug.

    Reply to me
  27. October 31, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Reality Check says:

    Looks like she got her thumb slammed in the car door on the way in.

    Reply to Reality Check
  28. October 31, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Oreogn Fan says:

    Oregon will win.

    Reply to Oreogn Fan
  29. October 31, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    take USC. Oregon hasn’t played anyone good.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  30. October 31, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Mike Litoris says:

    Ladyboy

    Reply to Mike Litoris
  31. October 31, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    el tigre says:

    This site is on it`s way out nik has too much money and only cares about drinking and parting it`s only a matter of time.

    Reply to el tigre
  32. October 31, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    To Mike Litoris says:

    Exactly

    Reply to To Mike Litoris
  33. October 31, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    CandyMan says:

    I like it. I’d wear it out.

    So she’s a Christian just because she has a cross on? Couldn’t just be for show? The outfits and the drink don’t look very Christian.

    The Miami ‘Canes ended up not being a lock. Wish I hadn’t gone to the sports book. Easy come, easy go. Hope you did better Nik.

    Reply to CandyMan
  34. October 31, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Manly adam's apple! says:

    Manly adam’s apple! Transvestite for sure!

    Reply to Manly adam's apple!
  35. October 31, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    Oregon Ducks says:

    hahaha USc Losers !

    Reply to Oregon Ducks
  36. November 1, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Anonymous says:

    How about that USC lock???? Hind sight is always 20/20

    Reply to Anonymous
  37. November 1, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Dahlia says:

    Just another sk*nkbot; they all look alike and have no value.

    Reply to Dahlia
  38. November 1, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Tom Brady says:

    She’s a Katoy

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  39. November 1, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Tom Brady says:

    USC sucks every year.

    Reply to Tom Brady
  40. November 1, 2009 at 11:10 am

    juior says:

    r u tryna tell me that isn’t a man

    Reply to juior
  41. November 1, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Random internet person says:

    Tan Asians…weird.

    Reply to Random internet person
  42. November 6, 2009 at 9:42 am

    half retarded says:

    This girl is friggin HOT… i’d hit it 100 times… anyone hating might be a homo.. haha.. she’s sexy, especially in that 2nd pic.

    Reply to half retarded
  43. November 24, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    bathrooms says:

    You have explained this well, Have you been working on this a long time?? Do you think you have described everything correctly though I have noticed some common mistakes but I get the point your making? I will link your blog to mine.

    Reply to bathrooms
  44. November 25, 2009 at 2:34 am

    hotsauce says:

    dude…. tonya von biatch

    Reply to hotsauce

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