A Dirty Veteran In The Making?

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | October 13th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is pretty tragic. She is a 19-year-old who pretends to be 21+ and she drives from Wisconsin to Chicago every weekend, where she pursues her, “Modeling and Go-Go dancing” career. In her supposed modeling pictures, she makes the same disgusting face every time, and I don’t know how she breathes while sucking in her gut so hard. Since when are go-go dancers 150 lbs? Not to mention, this chick sweats through her hair extensions and never seizes to look greasy. When I go to clubs in Chicago I don’t feel comfortable with the fact that there is nothing but a piece of cheap cloth separating her infested britney from my breathing air. Let’s put this girl on the dirty yet again, because well… shes dirty.

Why do Mid-West chicks love to spackle the MAC Forcefields on their face?  And yes, her thunders are a black mans dream.- nik




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