Alien Vs. Silicone
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there’s definitely something going wrong here, maybe alien versus silicon?
If your rack looked that bad, why would you even think to take a picture like this? Nice bag.- nik
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just ugly. and we know some guys will post they’d do her. ick.
I’d do her!
I would do her too!
She’s a beautiful girl. It’s just the boob job that’s unfortunate.
for real
I have never seen anything like this. Ever.
Any guy on here and some of the girls would bang that all night long. Refund gap or not she is extremly hot. I would lick her cinnamon ring!!
yeah, you could put you keys, pants and wallet in the refund gap for safe keeping.
I love how “getting f*cked” to a girl is a sign of acceptance! Since when is “getting f*cked” ever a good thing? I’m glad that I do the f*cking!! Chin down b*tch! We’re taking a picture!! lol
Totally hot…
Come on me/wtf. Just because you probally have a FUP, have tinny boobies and hate all girls doesn’t mean you can’t be honest. Tell the truth, know one knows who you really are.
That post was completely absurd. You might want to consider gettig off of the computer and picking up a book. Just FYI, the words are spelled “tiny” and “probably”, and “know” isn’t the same as “no”. Holy crap.
Its called a double bubble. It happens when the implant is placed below the natural fold of the breast.
You are correct wise one
And why buy those horrible flotation devices in the first place? I guess she felt very inferior. Now she looks retarded.
Butterboobs?
wow that is horrible. Maybe the worst I’ve seen
She should sue her dr. The crease must cease.
Why is that girl holding up two rounds of Pumpernickel rye on her chest?
What a hack job breast implant on a majorly hot babe! She needs to wrap an Ace compression bandage around that disaster and hope the guy’s eyes are closed when she’s riding on top.
Tits like these makes me think again about getting a boob job!! i dont care if theyre small as long as it dont look like that sh*t!
She had them done like this on purpose to make her hips seem smaller.
She is quite beautiful, but her breasts look terrible. The large size of the implants make her look unnatural.
The plastic surgeon who did this is probably in fear of being sued.
id do her if she didnt have that rack
God. She’s gorgeous, but those tits are hideous. Are small boobs really THAT bad? I mean if your GF came home with those things would you think the surgery was worth it? If you said yes, let me ask you this, when the fvck are all you guys with little wieners going to start getting dick implants?
Hallelujah! Can we get an amen?!?
A FU*KIN MEN
Try Black men but beware they might leave you crippled …mmm they taste good rather small penis-men
this really sucks for her, she needs to get her money back and sue the doctor. she probably was warned going to big would make them like this but didnt listen to the doctor and he just wanted to make her happy
stupid biatch
This girl is gorgeous ? Are you out of your mind? She has a bigger waist than I do. She is nasty from head to toe. Yuk… pass
ide still put it in her butt
I agree with Nik, she could at least cover that part up ! She isnt ugly, but that boob job is!
You’d think a hot chick like that could get some trout to float the cash to get those things fixed.
She is so hot! ( If you dont look at her terrible tittie job) She needs to sue her doctor.. She was already a 9, those are minus 2′s.. A damn damn shame…
exactly!
I’d smash.. then escape down that run way
I would soooo suck on her titt and then turn her around and suck on the other one!
ew her boobs
That’s sad, she needs much bigger hands …
The first woman I’ve seen who needs to put brown paper bags on her tits. That reminds me I need to look for topless photos of Tara Reid to confirm the urban legends.
She is still hott and I would date her. You guys must all be dating perfect 10 super models if you would not be with her..
OMG. She’s absolutely beautiful and has a gorgeous body but the boobs are, terrrrrrible. Jeeesh!!!!!!!
unfortunate…she is so beautiful otherwise. im surprised she hasn’t hashed this out with the doctor yet?
Sigh.. another piece of plastic garbage on the dirty.
that alien needs another hand or another boob
minus 2s!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha
The doctor that did that to her should get life in prison!
Do you think in the future, with the way her t*ts look like they’re trying to creep away from her chest, that women will get +2s bolted onto their backs as well? Sorta like a counter weight to the ones in the front.
I’d hit it!!
she has huge manhands yuck!
her tits look like lazy eyes
she is apparently proud of them? she has a bangin body though. Minus those god awful balls of steel under her arms… cant even say on her chest!
She is beautiful and I dont think there is anything wrong with her chest!
I would get a come along pull those bags together bang her in the mouth and then take a couple bucks out of her purse!