ATHLETES WITH ILLEGITIMATE KIDS
THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.
Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact that he’s broke from paying child support may slow him down though.
Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.
Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.
Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
UPDATE - Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women last time. Supposedly up to 11 kids by 9 women now. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning. Might also explain why he nearly played with an Italian team late in 2008.
Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let’s just leave it at that.
UNCONFIRMED - Dominique Wilkins - reportedly played so long in the NBA because, according to a Magic front office employee, he was paying money on 20 paternity suits. Any further confirmation would be awesome.
THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
NEW MEMBER - Scott Skiles - At least 6 kids, possibly more.
Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.
Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women. Which is probably why he considered coming out of retirement.
Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids…and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of a solid family.
Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.
Oscar De La Hoya - 4 kids (courtesy of Fark)
Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that’s why he smokes so much weed.
Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.
Chad Johnson - Has 3 illegitimate kids.
Mike Bibby - apparently had two before leaving ‘Zona.
THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies. Not sure what he’s done since in Baltimore, but I can take a guess.
Shannon “Horseface” Sharpe - 3 as well. Supposedly had those three all in one year.
THE GUYS YOU WOULDN’T EXPECT GROUP
Dwight Howard
Walter Herrmann
Peja Stojakovic
Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
NHL player Richard Zednik
Mike Miller
Marvin Harrison
Tracy McGrady
NEW MEMBER - Keith Van Horn
THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women. I actually met one of them.
Larry Bird
Isiah Thomas
Jim Palmer
Darryl Strawberry
Pete Rose
Tug McGraw
THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.
NEW MEMBER - Tom Gordon - Former relief pitcher had three illegitimate kids by age 17.
THE THAT’S JUST WRONG GROUP
Elijah Dukes - Impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids – making him a middleweight as well.
NEW MEMBER - Karl Malone - Got a 13-year-old girl pregnant. Also possibly the world’s worst dad.
THE QB KIDS GROUP
Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he’s working hard on another.
Tom Brady - the dream baby will one day rule the NFL.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP
Noel Devine - He’s not an official member yet because he’s not a pro. He’s just a sophomore at West Virginia. But he had 2 illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it going Noel, a good start, but you’ve got a long way to go.
GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
NEW MEMBER - Larry Fitzgerald
NEW MEMBER - Michael Turner
Antawn Jamison
Chipper Jones
DeShawn Stevenson
Cliff Floyd
Mark Messier
Brian Urlacher
Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
Juan Gonzalez
Andre Rison
David Justice
Andruw Jones
Alonzo Spellman
Dave Meggett
Gary Payton - The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named “Gary Payton, Jr.” so that when his wife (or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn’t do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid “Gary Payton II.”
Stephon Marbury
Jason Kidd
Allen Iverson
Latrell Sprewell
Juwan Howard
Kenny Anderson
Scottie Pippen
Hakeem Olajuwon
Patrick Ewing
Randy Johnson
(List courtesy of www.faniq.com)
johnnyutah30 says:
Would I be racist if I made the statement…
” they are almost all black….”
just sayin…
to johnnyutah30Caliboy says:
Thanks Captain Obvious. Not sure if you are racist but you are in fact stupid. The majority of pro athletes are black therefore it would only make sense that the majority of the people on a list titled “Athletes with Illegitimate Kids” would be black.
to Caliboy:) says:
Further proof that n*ggers are the scum of the earth
to :)roy says:
Further proof that those ngger bitches are the lowest of low
to roy... says:
do they not know what causes it?
to ...lawlz @ 30k millionaires says:
yeah i wouldnt say its racist just an observation.
to lawlz @ 30k millionairesAP says:
Not racist if its a fact!
to APDerk Nowitzki says:
Nik
to Derk NowitzkiHow could you leave me off your list. I hit the hole from down town ( 3pt range.) Why do you think I stick my tounge out after every shot.
Anquan Boldin says:
What the he!!, i thought Fitz was gay, do you see what he wears?
to Anquan BoldinH1N1 says:
Where is Tyson on this list, I thought he was player? I feel let down
to H1N1... says:
I saw this list months and months ago. Someone already beat you to it. Just so you know. The two NHLers children are no longer conisdered illegitimate. And at least Santonio Holmes is a great father.
to ...duh! says:
Well of course. Most athlethes are black…hence, almost would be black!
to duh!420420420420420 says:
NIK YOU SHOCKED?C MON MAH MAN
to 420420420420420Rude Bobby says:
Doesn’t Tom Brady have 2 crib midgets? That prick can pull some tail!
to Rude BobbyYou forgot so many. says:
Marshall Faulk has 8 kids. 8!!!! Antonio Cromartie has 7 kids, dont he? All within 3-4 years of eachother by 5 or 6 women? goodness there are so many. Leon Washington has 3.. 2 after he got engaged.
to You forgot so many.Dont forget says:
Antonio Cromartie, I think he has 7 kids from 6 different women under the age of 2…
to Dont forgetthe dude says:
not sure i would say the majorityof all pro athletes are black,,,basketball,boxing and football yes but dont forget hockey,mma,tennis and baseball are not
cant believe MJ isnt on the list !!
to the dudeWoah! says:
I am so disgusted by these “athletes” I am more disgusted by the women who sleep with them. Most of these athletes are butt ugly (specially 85) and if it wasn’t for their pockets, they would f*ck their right hands all year.
to Woah!Malone, you are a pedophile and should be hung. It is because of pieces of sh*t like you that our race is where it is today, not slavery, but you p*ssychasers.
Star p says:
Pull out you bastards!
to Star pprofantasyfix says:
i think there should be a latex free fantasy sports draft. Draft the player w/ the most kids and you win! great idea
to profantasyfixRocky Balboa says:
MMA is not a sport. Its a bunch of homos running around in their underwear grabbing on each other.
to Rocky Balboa:) says:
Football is the same thing dummy.
to :)J-Dizzy says:
the majority of MLB players are Latin, just because they have darker skin doesn’t make them black you morons. Golf, NASCAR, hockey, soccer, tennis are all sports where blacks are the minority. It has more to do with their background and upbringing then them being a professional athelete.
to J-Dizzycanadian guy says:
mostly nigs. And Larry , Alfredsson etc have like one each….
to canadian guyLookBusy says:
I have some to add to the list lmao
to LookBusyknows all too well says:
You know who else is going to make this list?? Ol’ Big Ben… boy WILL NOT wear the latex. Can’t believe that hasn’t bitten him yet..but it will.
to knows all too wellcharger girl says:
Antonio Cromartie, Chargers has 7 kids, 6 different moms. The San Diego UT reported it in a profile on him a few months bac,
to charger girlbelieve it says:
insider from the baseball world… chipper jones has 3 kisd with 3 different hooters girls.
to believe itwrong facts says:
Priest Hol*es just fathered his 6th kid. 3 women, never married.
to wrong factsNiggaPleaz says:
Yes, but while the majority of the men are black, my bet is the majority of the women are white. Proving that despite being “ni@@ers” to white guys, these guys are big dick studs to white girls who et them shoot steez into them to make babies. You call them n@@ers, they get the pu##y.
to NiggaPleazAnonymous says:
Noel Devine has 2 kids by the same WHITE girl and 1 kid by a black girl in Texas from when he was living with Deon. Jock Sanders has three now, all by the same girl from FL.
to AnonymousChainLinkedFenceFrontWindows says:
its kind of like with black people in water, they cant swim. their education also taught them that if you put your penis in rubber, and your babys momma lights your house on fire (andre rison) your dick will melt.
to ChainLinkedFenceFrontWindowsanonymous says:
you guys forgot eric moulds….8 kids with 8 different women!!
to anonymousnecy says:
mike irvin from dallas cowboys has about 20
to necyme says:
You forgot about Miguel Cabrera too.. He’s got a lil boy
to meAnonymous says:
Sean payton…..college
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Ralph Sampson has 10 children by 7 different women. And has been very publically arrested for non-payment of child support. How does he not get on these lists???? Oddly he only seems to acknowledge the 4 from his “marriage”.
to Anonymous