Boston Arch Enemies
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know that Boston Globes and Elvira are freaking arch enemies. The two can’t even be alone in the room with one another. The whole time Elvira was with that 5’3 club promoter Boston globes was banging the sh*t out of him. And after Elvira got her @ss dumped..he choose the Globes over her…that made her go off the deep end and she had one of her little manic episodes as per usual. Elvira refused to go out, deleted her facebook, and posted away messages non stop about them. I’m sure Elvira was just thrilled when she found out that Boston Globes had been given dirty celeb status. Nik you should be glad that you two don’t talk at this point..dont get me wrong Elvira is smoking..but she is a million times as crazy as pucker…Im surprised she actually hasn’t called you crying and screaming about the post you put up.
If you are new to TheDirty.com don’t be shocked at the Elvira pictures. That is what she used to look like before all her procedures. Trust me I thought it was someone else too, but nope it is the goddess herself. Which makes me wonder who her Doctor was because he deserves a trophy or something.- nik
why does nik have such a fascination with these cheap b*tchy looking bore??? and that guy is ugly!!! what a life!
this girl is soooo cute. I would so bone her all night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read a few topics. I respect your work and added blog to favorites.
Are you a professional journalist? You write very well.
Wtf? Are both the girls in this pic Elvira?! No way! Her Doctor should get a freakin’ Noble Peace Prize for his work! lol
nik, i was a hater before because of you going after esteban ochocinco, but this post completely brought me back. apologies and DA strong!
elvira and Mel look alot alike at this point in time, now didnt they?
where’s the before picture?
That’s a dude?! I thought that was Lindsay Lohans girlfriend.
Nik, I think you wrote this stuff yourself just to antagonize her. You’re thinking that if you get under her skin, she will talk to you. Apparently her negative attention is better than no attention.
Elvira was way different looking and quite scary. Both of these women are nothing special in my eyes…
So basically this chick Elvira got the red tag in her locker and then was so upset by it that she surgically perfected herself???
I’d like to thank this promoter guy personally before thanking the doctor…he’s the real reason we get the new Elvira!
Not what I heard Nick.. rummors are that Elvira’s new boyfriend was the one banging the sh*t out of the globes before he staterted with Elvira and a certain dwarf promotor got jelous. Would not suprise me if he’s the one who sent this in 2 u
With chipmunk cheeks like that, she better start storing nuts soon. Winter is almost here.
Great nose job!!!!!!!
Boston Globes looks dirty. I guess that’s good and bad depending on how you look at it. Elvira looks classier. She was pretty before. I think she looks good with or without the surgery.
Wow…is that guy ever HOT!! These girls sure know how to pick em!
The chicks tits make him look good… He isn’t anything great at all. Im from Boston and have seen him out a bunch of times. He is short, absolutely nothing great at all. Just like these two typical broads.
Gimme a break..I used to bang out mellie no matter who she was “dating” she just plain loves the c0ck bro. This dude must be paying her.
“Which makes me wonder who her Doctor was because he deserves a trophy or something”
Hahahah whattt? Her face is still bunk even after the surgeries!
Even with all the surgery, she’s still going to pass on fug genetics to her kids. I counted 5 procedures. Nose. Cheeks. Chin. Tits. Lipo in the legs. Anyone find something different?
Hey Nick! Stop deleting my posts on this piece of $hit! This deformed little boy body tries so hard on your website it’s sad. But in person he’s an ugly @ss Fuc#k little b*tch that still ows me money for promotion work I did with him last year. He’s an ugly poor little b@sterd with no education who makes 18 yr old girls think he’s cool by getting them into clubs for free and he actually thinks he might get get laid. But in reality he’s soooo POOR and worthles the last time I saw his ex-gfriend Elvira i’n march she told me she had to lend the “ugly poor fu#ken loser” here exact words; money so he could pay his rent and still hasn’t paid here back after she dumped his poor @ss!
The Anti-Douche recommends that smiley Joe Douche goggles step away from the female begin to considered suicide…I’m just saying i’t not going to end well for McWannbe Asian
Omg I don’t know how the hell I even I got here, but this entire blog is effin’ HILARIOUS haha!!!!!!!!!!!! And seriously, both those chicks are CRAAAAZY HOTT, and I’m a girl… So don’t act like all you little boys wouldn’t be c*mmin’ in your pants if either one of those girls so much as BREATHED ON YOU!!!!! Average my ass, don’t hate cuz you know you could never get girls like that!!!!