Canary’s Night Out
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t care what anyone says… I have been with you since you started dirtynewport.com and Canary is by far your hottest dirty celebrity. I do have to give you props because now that she is famous the Hardrock in Las Vegas flies her out every weekend and puts her up just so that she can hang out at the hotel. Very smart on there part considering it is the only reason I go there.
You mean you go to Alexis Park and walk across the street and you front like you are staying at the Hardrock. “Circle Bar Warrior” is what I call people like you… fake it till you make it, so you can slay a dragon that is out of your league. All good.- nik
funny. i was AT the circle bar at hardrock and she said “let’s go up to my room and f*ck.” I said “I don’t f*ck girls that look used” and moved to the other side of the circle. She was not amused. I was.
I actually took her up on it about a month ago. Cost me $450 bucks but what the F I was drunk and winning that wknd. She put out a good effort but again I was drunk and I don’t know if I would have known the difference.
I dont get it, for a site that’s supposedly into the upper echelon of lady friends, how is this chick even relevant? Look at her pecker nose and she looks like she’s 45!!!!
agreed. she is not the prettiest girl at the circle bar on a Tuesday at 2:00pm. totally not relevant at all.
What the hell is that thing she is posing beside?
Canary looks like she’s taken one too many Visine nights!
She is so hot, by far the hottest dirty celeb!
i think nik should do a poll on who is the all time hottest dirty celeb
no joke she (or he) is one the the most nasty thing i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!what a nasty whore
These wannabe skankbots are truly pathetic.
tammy faey canasty has more mental issues than g-girl!
That’s the funniest thing I ever heard! Tammy Faey! HA HA so true!
Look at all the haters go!!
you are all jokes. laura is always making a scene at her work with all you little homo’s lined up waiting for her to make u a drink..guys are just mad she doesnt put out and girls are mad because their boyfriends hit her up. FACT. deny all u want. its the truth. =)
Hahs Laura you are kidding right ??? You are a joke of a human that that’s the way you view your self,I wish you could hear the things everyone says about you,you are really hated by all,you really need to grow the f**k up, no one is jealous of you ,your as white trash as it gets and you are on on another planet if you really think other wise! Guys are mad that you don’t put out???hahs come on ,you are the biggest wh*re in oc!! So keep doing your thing you are a waste if space
She is the most respected and admired girl out there, just look at all you couch monkeys who could not even hold her drink, comment on this site! Yo all just wish you had a hello from her so you could go home and spank it.
I love her and she’s the hottest!
haHhAHAHAHAAHA we’re all laughing it up over here right now..how is that???? please list the guys shes banged you f*ckin joke. haha you are such a sad pathetic fan its disgusting. say it to her face or not at all..you are a JOKE baby, nuthin but a joke! LAURA I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
laura stfu you are a whore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you are butt a** ugly ,you are a 28 year old bar tender ,you dress like you are 21, you are a tweeker,a hommie hopper ,,,,,jealous UM think not! dumb B8tch
YOU F*CKING HATERS WISH U WERE AS GEORGOUS AS LAURA AND ARAB BARBIE!! AWWW POOR LITTLE HATERS… THE DIRTY.COM IS THE ONLY WAY U CAN GET OUT YOUR HURT WITTLE FEEWINGS CAUSE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE F8CKING FAMILYY IS PROBABLY FAT, UGLY AND DISGUSTING! THESE GIRLS ARE AMAAAZING!!!
mmmmm Canary is delicious!! God do I live her. And yes I am back you dumb f*cks!
Damn….hostile unemployed people with too much time hating on Laura who happens to be sweet as hell to her real friends. And your tripping if you think she’s not hot. She pays her own way in vegas too. I got mad love for this girl.