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  1. October 22, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    ben says:

    ‘The Post Office finally delivered his mail’

    Reply to ben
  2. October 22, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Kevin says:

    Where the f*ck is the toilet in this bathroom???

    Reply to Kevin
  3. October 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    XX says:

    I’d do em all in the ass

    Reply to XX
  4. October 22, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    JennJenn says:

    MMmmm…I mean eewww noodle soup!

    Reply to JennJenn
  5. October 22, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    When you have $400 in your pocket you can get all the chicks with di*ks you can dream of.

    Reply to Anonymous
  6. October 22, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    B-DUB says:

    Beginning of a Fabreeze commercial…

    Reply to B-DUB
  7. October 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    STL says:

    Top Ramen noodle factories

    Reply to STL
  8. October 22, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Drew says:

    1 noodle, 2 noodle, 3 noodle, NO MORE!

    Reply to Drew
  9. October 22, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Cheeto Fingers says:

    600 bucks for the egg rolls 300 for the goose, waking up with 5 different types of herpes.. Priceless

    Reply to Cheeto Fingers
  10. October 22, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Jon says:

    Why are yall so racist against Asians? You should include Nigg** in your dictionary if you’re site is going to be racist.

    Hey Nik, aren’t you a Sand Nigge** Or Goat fu*ker?

    Reply to Jon
    • October 27, 2009 at 9:08 pm

      The main.. says:

      Both are in the dictionary and they don’t mean what people mean when they say them to other people.

      Reply to The main..
  11. October 22, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Ceezee!! says:

    “Pick a noodle, any noodle….”

    Reply to Ceezee!!
  12. October 22, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Triz says:

    Yo Ling…when are the chix gettin here?

    Reply to Triz
  13. October 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Speechykeen says:

    Solution to being hungry in two hours: order 5 servings of noodles.

    Reply to Speechykeen
  14. October 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    REAL TALK says:

    OODLES OF NOODLES…YUMMY! LOL!

    Reply to REAL TALK
  15. October 22, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    MaverickMan says:

    making “Bank” for our Gosselin College Fund

    Reply to MaverickMan
  16. October 22, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    dna7 says:

    if that guy didn’t get laid he is not a man

    Reply to dna7
  17. October 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    toss-my-salad says:

    William Hung and his new porn career

    Reply to toss-my-salad
  18. October 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    dr. doctor says:

    he sneezed and got the clap…

    Reply to dr. doctor
  19. October 22, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    OMG! says:

    Is this in Dallas? Is that Minnie?

    Reply to OMG!
  20. October 22, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    jt says:

    OODLES OF NOODLES.

    Reply to jt
  21. October 22, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Anonymous says:

    dam f*ck all of you gayclowns id rail all those freaks. But it’s funny how douchemaster2000 says don’t be racist but his comment is “noodle pimp”

    Reply to Anonymous
  22. October 22, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    jt says:

    instead of weekend at bernies, its weekend at typhoid marys.

    Reply to jt
  23. October 22, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Reg says:

    This is what happens when you find a golden ticket under the label of your Top Ramen cup.

    Reply to Reg
  24. October 22, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    colonel dirty says:

    it reeks of sashimi and sushi who farted

    Reply to colonel dirty
  25. October 22, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Keith says:

    the 2009 orental massage calander

    Reply to Keith
  26. October 22, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Spaz says:

    Trannies, the new half-asians!

    Reply to Spaz
  27. October 22, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    Milwaukee Dirty... says:

    Is that a Greg on the girl in the front of is she just happy for attention??

    Reply to Milwaukee Dirty...
  28. October 22, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    Red “A” Cups parties suck.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  29. October 22, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    jim says:

    mail order wises are a lot cheaper this days. i am about to order a dozen.

    Reply to jim
  30. October 22, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Dude says:

    Bangkok Ladyboy Convention 2009

    Reply to Dude
  31. October 22, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    IpornAZ says:

    Who would you do for a klondike bar?

    Reply to IpornAZ
  32. October 22, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    Trevor says:

    The Gosselin kids in a 10 years.

    Reply to Trevor
  33. October 23, 2009 at 5:38 am

    Yogi says:

    Who spilled the soy sauce?

    Reply to Yogi
  34. October 23, 2009 at 6:15 am

    Ziggy says:

    VH1′s new love show….For the Love of Top Ramen!

    Reply to Ziggy
  35. October 23, 2009 at 7:04 am

    Saberdouche says:

    The Gosselin girls have all grown up, John and Kate push new reality show.

    Reply to Saberdouche
  36. October 23, 2009 at 7:06 am

    Trevor says:

    Bangkok?

    Reply to Trevor
  37. October 23, 2009 at 7:18 am

    BuffaloAjax says:

    Mao Tse BUNG

    Reply to BuffaloAjax
  38. October 23, 2009 at 7:43 am

    Slappy Sally Samsonite says:

    What can brown do for you?

    Reply to Slappy Sally Samsonite
  39. October 23, 2009 at 8:01 am

    seigfreid of roid says:

    Me love you long time…why you frow up?

    Reply to seigfreid of roid
  40. October 23, 2009 at 8:26 am

    dale of scotts says:

    the joy luck club…
    or Bottom Ramen

    Reply to dale of scotts
  41. October 23, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Anonymous says:

    OOOOOH that smell,
    Can’t you smell that smell,
    OOOOOH that smell,
    The smell of noodles is around you!

    Reply to Anonymous
  42. October 23, 2009 at 10:29 am

    yamaha702 says:

    No matter how you dress them up….they still look and smell like noodles

    Reply to yamaha702
  43. October 23, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Danny says:

    “oodles of noodles’ – aisle 5, next to the freeze dried apricots….

    Reply to Danny
  44. October 23, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Navyguy says:

    Im laughing because you girs have +2s and my greg is still the smallest in the room.

    Reply to Navyguy
  45. October 23, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Arty Jay says:

    2009 Cup O Soup …….. WINNER!!

    Reply to Arty Jay
  46. October 23, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    28IF says:

    “Globalization: It puts the American Ho at a price disadvantage”

    Reply to 28IF
  47. October 23, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Michael Vick says:

    chicks with noodle dicks

    Reply to Michael Vick
  48. October 23, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    ya dig... says:

    Jon and Kate +8

    Reply to ya dig...
  49. October 23, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    Zteppup says:

    Ocho Cinco’s Brother-in-Law from Mexico, Eight Five. Quoted saying before the picture was taken “damn i left my wallet, allz ive gotz is dis check book, bay bay you no im good fo it”

    Reply to Zteppup
  50. October 23, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    ya dig... says:

    Or……

    First they’re sour… Than they’re sweet.

    Reply to ya dig...

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