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  1. October 28, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    KobeMan says:

    The more you drink, the better I’ll look.

    Reply to KobeMan
  2. October 28, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Jimmy Conway says:

    Drink Douche Flavored Vodka! It gets you drunk and keeps me clean down there.

    Reply to Jimmy Conway
  3. October 28, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    mightyMikey says:

    Ha Jimmy you beat me to it! Def. douche related vodka.

    Reply to mightyMikey
  4. October 28, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    LBreezy says:

    The vodka looks gorgeous!

    Reply to LBreezy
  5. October 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Ventego says:

    In truth, immediately i didn’t understand the essence. But after re-reading all at once became clear.

    Reply to Ventego
  6. October 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Alliedgardens says:

    needs +2′s

    Reply to Alliedgardens
  7. October 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    name here says:

    that makes me want to stop drinking, and i love drinking

    Reply to name here
  8. October 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Jesus Garcia says:

    flush the disease away with Ed farty brand douche liquid

    Reply to Jesus Garcia
  9. October 28, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    cajunbob says:

    It will make you grow +2′s – I hope.

    Reply to cajunbob
  10. October 28, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    dizzle says:

    all were missing is orange tan

    Reply to dizzle
  11. October 28, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    ComeOnNow says:

    Nose job not included.

    Reply to ComeOnNow
  12. October 28, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    David says:

    its like +2′s for your bottle…makes any sh*t liqour taste good

    Reply to David
  13. October 28, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Nik's Greg says:

    Would you gentlemen like bottle service or a vice for your nuts and a ball gag?

    Reply to Nik's Greg
  14. October 28, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    David says:

    if your gunna taste like sh*t might as well look good…30k style

    Reply to David
  15. October 28, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    buttalegs says:

    vodka! for the gays!

    Reply to buttalegs
  16. October 28, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    ATLJB says:

    I could drink that whole bottle and still wouldnt let her touch my greg

    Reply to ATLJB
  17. October 28, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Jer World says:

    Gay in a bottle.

    Reply to Jer World
  18. October 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    junior says:

    Octoberfest in Hell

    Reply to junior
  19. October 28, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    so legit its ridic says:

    I like my Vodka like I like my guys, douchey!!!!!

    Reply to so legit its ridic
  20. October 28, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Ben says:

    Trust me, it will fit!

    Reply to Ben
  21. October 28, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    rjg504 says:

    After all that Ed Hardy Vodka, she might look better. Maybe!!!

    Reply to rjg504
  22. October 28, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Fish says:

    This website is last year!! Its the same sh*t everytime.

    Reply to Fish
  23. October 28, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    bk says:

    “my brother gave me Nik’s man juice from last night”

    Reply to bk
  24. October 28, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    20 says:

    “I’m Nik Richie and I endorse this picture”

    Reply to 20
  25. October 28, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    ShaZam says:

    How to make a Dirty Martini Step 1:

    Reply to ShaZam
  26. October 28, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    THE NEW EDHARDY DILDO!!

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  27. October 28, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    MHS says:

    Is that cheese on top? I meant the bottle..

    Reply to MHS
  28. October 28, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    YAHOO says:

    NICK YOU SUCK TODAY

    Reply to YAHOO
  29. October 28, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Jermaine says:

    What you don’t know is that there’s a midget attached to my saddle.(insert horse noise here)

    Reply to Jermaine
  30. October 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Vodka, Me or a gun to the head! You choose!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  31. October 28, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    wee man says:

    nik i know you took this picture

    Reply to wee man
  32. October 28, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    eroc says:

    guess where this will fit

    Reply to eroc
  33. October 28, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Mark in SA says:

    Do I look beautiful now? Whack… Thank Me… now Take a shot bitch… Do I look beautiful now? Whack… Take a shot, bitch… now?

    Reply to Mark in SA
  34. October 28, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    MaverickMan says:

    “Taste like sh*t, like Ed Hardy’s d*ck”

    Reply to MaverickMan
  35. October 28, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Nick says:

    It will take more than that bottle to get my focus off that vacuum nose..

    Reply to Nick
  36. October 28, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    SJCPete says:

    Ed Hardy Vodka: Making America Deuchey one shot at a time…

    Reply to SJCPete
  37. October 28, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Evil One says:

    Instant Assh*le…….just add Farty

    Reply to Evil One
  38. October 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    The Freshmaker says:

    The vodka will kill the clap I will give you.

    Reply to The Freshmaker
  39. October 28, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    HHlive says:

    “Can I entice you in a sample of BEAT Vodka?”

    Reply to HHlive
  40. October 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Anonymous says:

    What’s next? Tampons?

    (dont forget the hand sanitizer, sun visors and wine nick)

    Reply to Anonymous
  41. October 28, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    DC Raunch says:

    Massengill douche, now made from Potatoes….

    Reply to DC Raunch
  42. October 28, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    DC Raunch says:

    Summer’s Eve Vodka

    Reply to DC Raunch
  43. October 28, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Dirty09 says:

    Best accessory for any sloot, a douche magnet/morning after excuse

    Reply to Dirty09
  44. October 28, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    db says:

    do i look gayer drinking it or wearing it?

    Reply to db
  45. October 28, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    IRISHMAN says:

    The official “Carny Juice” from Ed Farty,for the carny in you

    Reply to IRISHMAN
  46. October 29, 2009 at 1:04 am

    Seapickle says:

    From the “Get on Nik Richie’s greg” collection.

    Reply to Seapickle
  47. October 29, 2009 at 1:53 am

    mmmmmm says:

    “I don’t always swallow sperm. But, when I do, it is after drinking a bottle of Russian vodka.”

    Reply to mmmmmm
  48. October 29, 2009 at 4:33 am

    PT says:

    If Nik Ritchie were granted 3 wishes, this picture contains 1 & 2

    Reply to PT
  49. October 29, 2009 at 7:12 am

    eroc says:

    ive gotta suprise for RO-Hawk

    Reply to eroc
  50. October 29, 2009 at 7:16 am

    deekhead says:

    bring out the gimp.

    Reply to deekhead

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