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KAC says:
I’ll get those dam ants
to KACPetros Petrakis says:
Could have at least peed on the grass.
to Petros PetrakisMilo Durst says:
“Huh huh huh, this is gonna make a good Myspace profile pic. Now bring that Polaroid pic over here and I’ll “geotag” it.
to Milo Durstdale of scotts says:
I knew I shouldn’t have had that last ZIMA!
to dale of scottsCappig says:
No, I said cry me a river!
to CappigDetroit SGM says:
Hi mom, learning a lot at school, your money is well invested!
to Detroit SGMtbone says:
I thought only guys could have a third foot?
to tboneIquitous says:
I guess he could not get his greg untucked wearing that Lohan Costume.
Me, I think it just adds to the realism of the costume.
to Iquitouspj says:
Oh no, here comes the asparagus tip
to pjA.j says:
“God I hope this helps me not get pregnant”
to A.jXonnerX says:
The crazy thing is, she is actually sucking water up off the ground…
to XonnerXjigga says:
now what the hell did i do with that dope!?!?
to jiggatheliz says:
Im so talented, when I pee, the puddle looks like California!
to thelizOMG JC says:
At least she has the skill to keep her feet dry
to OMG JCJT Chicago says:
This was taken at the talent portion of the Miss Scottsdale pageat.
to JT ChicagoDude says:
I’m just going to wash away where I spit with my own water………
to DudeDude says:
Damn! I knew I should have brought my Depends with me!
to DudeDude says:
The doctor didn’t say anything about loss of bladder control when he told me about urinary track infections.
to DudeDude says:
He said he wanted a woman who could squirt, so here it goes…………………
to DudeDude says:
I still think it’s unfair that I can’t spell my name like men can when they go………………
to DudeZiggy says:
Weebles wobble, but they want fall down…..
to ZiggyZiggy says:
When you cant tell the cabby where you live……….show em!
to ZiggyZiggy says:
Weebles wobble, but they wont fall down…..
to ZiggyStrider says:
I bet it’s splashing on here feet too
to StriderMyGregIsBIGGER says:
Hey everybody, my pee looks like New Jersey!
to MyGregIsBIGGER28IF says:
“Lemme show you how we handle ants back in Arkansas”
to 28IFMorrie says:
Oh Sheet, I forgot any paper to wipe.
to MorrieGuess I’ll have to use this empty milk carton?
Fargin Bastige says:
Look I can pee the state of Florida.
to Fargin BastigeAnonymous says:
Wow! My pee looks AND smells like Jersey!
to AnonymousBadBobbyK says:
Looks like she killed the ivy already. Do I see a turtlehead steamer?
to BadBobbyKRiver Ratt says:
“That’s no way to find a lost contact!!”
to River Rattcolonel dirty says:
too much chumbawumba
to colonel dirtywayneaux says:
Thank God the morning after pill works.
to wayneauxEvil One says:
Is that a canoe full of moose meat
to Evil OneOh no….I guess .it’s just me
Sejanus says:
Tarzans daughter arrived in the Big City but had trouble adjusting to civilization.
to SejanusMilo Durst says:
She’s just making an energy drink for that Mexican boxer Juan Manuel Marquez. The mixing cup rolled away while the photog was setting up the shot.
to Milo DurstMilo Durst says:
You know what they say: “You only rent Ed Farty vodka.” No matter how much Greg juice you add to make it all congeal.
to Milo DurstMyGregIsBIGGER says:
Wow! My pee really does look and smell like Jersey!
to MyGregIsBIGGERdrea says:
at least it’s not burning this time…
to dreaAnonymous says:
She’s a squirter…
to Anonymousmike knap says:
her name is jessica reppin creekside all day
to mike knapAnonymous says:
screw the contest thats my f@#$ing parking spot.
to Anonymous123 says:
golden showers bring may flowers.
to 123brian robinson says:
i wish my face was under that stream
to brian robinsontrent smith says:
im a bitch
to trent smithrube says:
looks like yoga class really came in handy
to ruberube says:
tessa its called a bathroom!!!!
to ruberube says:
justin beiber at his/her finest
to rube