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  1. October 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    OU812 says:

    Oh Lookie! A Sasquatch footprint.

    Reply to OU812
  2. October 30, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Anonymous says:

    go tarheels.

    Reply to Anonymous
  3. October 30, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    KobeMan says:

    As soon as I finish my business, I’ll be ready for the next customer. Have your raincoat ready.

    Reply to KobeMan
  4. October 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    JRC says:

    Hey…Big deal…..She fingered banged herself and she’s a squirter. Good for her, porbably a pretty good feeling O.

    Reply to JRC
  5. October 30, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    MMM MMM MMM says:

    I htink I see Jesus in my pee…its a miracle.

    Reply to MMM MMM MMM
  6. October 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Fun E Guy says:

    At least it’s not a number 2.

    Reply to Fun E Guy
  7. October 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    fred says:

    yum!

    Reply to fred
  8. October 30, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Nebrasksa where the "N" stands for Knowledge! says:

    Pee-through panties?

    Reply to Nebrasksa where the "N" stands for Knowledge!
  9. October 30, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    MadPhenom says:

    I know this is where Nik parks his Toyota. N….I…..

    Reply to MadPhenom
  10. October 30, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    junior says:

    you just know she’s splattering her toes and ass with piss

    Reply to junior
  11. October 30, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    chch says:

    piss n’ boots

    Reply to chch
  12. October 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Ben says:

    The Scottsdale Squirt!

    Reply to Ben
  13. October 30, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Jada Piss says:

    “Look…it’s art!”

    Reply to Jada Piss
  14. October 30, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Sergio says:

    “Girls look, down here…I think its what we’ve been looking for. Yeah, this is definitely a Bigfoot footprint..”

    Reply to Sergio
  15. October 30, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    +2 fan says:

    Squatting as if you don’t have a greg isn’t fooling anyone

    Reply to +2 fan
  16. October 30, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Joey says:

    I wanted to put out my cigarette and didn’t want to step on it with my new heels!

    Reply to Joey
  17. October 30, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    SenateCandidate5 says:

    twinkle, twinkle, little star

    Reply to SenateCandidate5
  18. October 30, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Steve Irwin says:

    Due to the lack of funds for chalk in this recession, street artists have had to resort to a much more innovative, although less apPEEaling, method of expressing their art on the pavement.

    Reply to Steve Irwin
  19. October 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Darth Hater says:

    Er*n A*drews is a professional squirter

    Reply to Darth Hater
  20. October 30, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    mr happy says:

    “DIE YOU LITTLE ANTS! DIE!”

    Reply to mr happy
  21. October 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Anonymous says:

    F**k it, I’m ugly, I’m Drunk, I’m going right here!

    Reply to Anonymous
  22. October 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Sailor F'in Jerry says:

    I said take a pic by the tree, not a piss!

    Reply to Sailor F'in Jerry
  23. October 30, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    SoCal Spink says:

    Apparently her name starts with an “I”

    Reply to SoCal Spink
  24. October 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    OCTrout says:

    Another bitch marking her territory…

    Reply to OCTrout
  25. October 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    splash gourd-on

    Reply to Ex Lax
  26. October 30, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Luddite says:

    Move over Leper, we found a NEW mascot for The Dirty.

    Reply to Luddite
  27. October 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    jordana says:

    girl to feet- “better to be pissed off than-oops, sorry!!!”

    Reply to jordana
  28. October 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    lotsofluck says:

    I really wish I had a p*nis now……………my shoes!!!!!!!!

    Reply to lotsofluck
  29. October 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Alex says:

    Tinckle tinckle little star..

    Reply to Alex
  30. October 30, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Tuck029 says:

    Looks just like a oil stain

    Reply to Tuck029
  31. October 30, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    cal says:

    plenty of leaves around? check

    Reply to cal
  32. October 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Nik's Greg says:

    I knew I shouldn’t have done that purple crayon. Now I’m peeing GRAPE NEHI ! ! ! ! !

    Reply to Nik's Greg
  33. October 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Yennie says:

    It takes a classy lady to be able to hover like that after drinking.

    Reply to Yennie
  34. October 30, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    bstrop says:

    at least fergie got off the stage for this one

    Reply to bstrop
  35. October 30, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Hmmm. If I make barfing noises mebbe no one will notice I peed!!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  36. October 30, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    A REAL KICKURAZZ MEXICAN says:

    TYPICAL WHITETRASH…..AT THEIR FINEST.

    YOU WILL NEVER SEE A MEXICAN FEMALE PULL THAT CRAP!!!

    Reply to A REAL KICKURAZZ MEXICAN
  37. October 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Elvis, The King says:

    Damn, that was a big load!!

    Reply to Elvis, The King
  38. October 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Nick says:

    I have no one to play swords with :(

    Reply to Nick
  39. October 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    ? says:

    phase 1: collect under pants. phase 2: ?. phase 3: profit.

    Reply to ?
  40. October 30, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    the lizard says:

    “I really wish my c*ck was bigger so I could stand and pee.”

    Reply to the lizard
  41. October 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    wee man says:

    no whammies no whammies no whammies ahhh relief.

    Reply to wee man
  42. October 30, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    the lizard says:

    “I really wish my c*ck was bigger so I can stand up to pee.”

    Reply to the lizard
  43. October 30, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    TZEB says:

    One big push & it’ll be a Cosby kid reunion

    Reply to TZEB
  44. October 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    nasty nate says:

    shes trying to write her name

    Reply to nasty nate
  45. October 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    vegass says:

    Name miss? I.P. Freely

    Reply to vegass
  46. October 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    chedz says:

    i think i see my contact

    Reply to chedz
  47. October 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Lara says:

    And this is why I usually don’t wear underwear. Just makes things easier!

    Reply to Lara
  48. October 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Dirty09 says:

    Both knee caps look like a skull

    Reply to Dirty09
  49. October 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    jtt says:

    you’re supposed to go green, not yellow.

    Reply to jtt
  50. October 30, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    earl duke says:

    95% of white women are sluts and they pee on the street!

    Reply to earl duke

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