
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Bad Idea? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Thas Nasty
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OU812 says:
Oh Lookie! A Sasquatch footprint.
to OU812f*wheat says:
good one! am i looking at a hairy bush or is that a mark on the curb?
to f*wheatjunior says:
the winner…
to juniorAnonymous says:
go tarheels.
to AnonymousKobeMan says:
As soon as I finish my business, I’ll be ready for the next customer. Have your raincoat ready.
to KobeManJRC says:
Hey…Big deal…..She fingered banged herself and she’s a squirter. Good for her, porbably a pretty good feeling O.
to JRCMMM MMM MMM says:
I htink I see Jesus in my pee…its a miracle.
to MMM MMM MMMFun E Guy says:
At least it’s not a number 2.
to Fun E Guyfred says:
yum!
to fredNebrasksa where the "N" stands for Knowledge! says:
Pee-through panties?
to Nebrasksa where the "N" stands for Knowledge!MadPhenom says:
I know this is where Nik parks his Toyota. N….I…..
to MadPhenomjunior says:
you just know she’s splattering her toes and ass with piss
to juniorchch says:
piss n’ boots
to chchBen says:
The Scottsdale Squirt!
to BenJada Piss says:
“Look…it’s art!”
to Jada PissSergio says:
“Girls look, down here…I think its what we’ve been looking for. Yeah, this is definitely a Bigfoot footprint..”
to Sergio+2 fan says:
Squatting as if you don’t have a greg isn’t fooling anyone
to +2 fanJoey says:
I wanted to put out my cigarette and didn’t want to step on it with my new heels!
to JoeySenateCandidate5 says:
twinkle, twinkle, little star
to SenateCandidate5Steve Irwin says:
Due to the lack of funds for chalk in this recession, street artists have had to resort to a much more innovative, although less apPEEaling, method of expressing their art on the pavement.
to Steve IrwinDarth Hater says:
Er*n A*drews is a professional squirter
to Darth Hatermr happy says:
“DIE YOU LITTLE ANTS! DIE!”
to mr happyAnonymous says:
F**k it, I’m ugly, I’m Drunk, I’m going right here!
to AnonymousSailor F'in Jerry says:
I said take a pic by the tree, not a piss!
to Sailor F'in JerrySoCal Spink says:
Apparently her name starts with an “I”
to SoCal SpinkOCTrout says:
Another bitch marking her territory…
to OCTroutEx Lax says:
splash gourd-on
to Ex LaxMilo Durst says:
lol. It’s Mingus the Mercilous.
to Milo DurstLuddite says:
Move over Leper, we found a NEW mascot for The Dirty.
to Ludditejordana says:
girl to feet- “better to be pissed off than-oops, sorry!!!”
to jordanalotsofluck says:
I really wish I had a p*nis now……………my shoes!!!!!!!!
to lotsofluckAlex says:
Tinckle tinckle little star..
to AlexTuck029 says:
Looks just like a oil stain
to Tuck029cal says:
plenty of leaves around? check
to calNik's Greg says:
I knew I shouldn’t have done that purple crayon. Now I’m peeing GRAPE NEHI ! ! ! ! !
to Nik's GregYennie says:
It takes a classy lady to be able to hover like that after drinking.
to Yenniebstrop says:
at least fergie got off the stage for this one
to bstropBung Hole says:
Hmmm. If I make barfing noises mebbe no one will notice I peed!!
to Bung HoleA REAL KICKURAZZ MEXICAN says:
TYPICAL WHITETRASH…..AT THEIR FINEST.
YOU WILL NEVER SEE A MEXICAN FEMALE PULL THAT CRAP!!!
to A REAL KICKURAZZ MEXICAN123 says:
yeah, you just seem the typing in all caps on thedirty.
to 123Gugs says:
That is because the only things that comes out of a Mexican chick is a baby or a spent Greg
to Gugsha says:
ya you just see them with 15 kids
to haElvis, The King says:
Damn, that was a big load!!
to Elvis, The KingNick says:
I have no one to play swords with
to Nick? says:
phase 1: collect under pants. phase 2: ?. phase 3: profit.
to ?the lizard says:
“I really wish my c*ck was bigger so I could stand and pee.”
to the lizardwee man says:
no whammies no whammies no whammies ahhh relief.
to wee manthe lizard says:
“I really wish my c*ck was bigger so I can stand up to pee.”
to the lizardTZEB says:
One big push & it’ll be a Cosby kid reunion
to TZEBnasty nate says:
shes trying to write her name
to nasty natevegass says:
Name miss? I.P. Freely
to vegasschedz says:
i think i see my contact
to chedzLara says:
And this is why I usually don’t wear underwear. Just makes things easier!
to LaraDirty09 says:
Both knee caps look like a skull
to Dirty09jtt says:
you’re supposed to go green, not yellow.
to jttearl duke says:
95% of white women are sluts and they pee on the street!
to earl dukeAnonymous says:
95% of N*gro women are crack whores and shEEt in your mouth.
to Anonymous