THE DIRTY ARMY: Most of the time Lauren smells like cheap vodka but she always smells like fish. I believe Lauren invented herpes because of all the fungus growing on her yellow teeth. You would stick it in to feel around right?
That is gross. Only dirty girls would think of going out while rocking the herps.-nik
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I love the top picture. I thought BUCKWHEAT was dead, but to see him alive and well was nice.
P.S. Buckwheat, did you ever get rid of the lice in that hair (sic) of yours?
that herpe got photoshopped. thanks… LOL
Greetings from Argentina, Douchebag.
Is that Amanda T#ney, your Ex-Wife? She has great lips, particularly when they are cleaning my Cheesy Balls!
Have a nice day, your stats keep dropping on Alexa. Ads seem to be disappearing as well. Hope your next scam is already figured out!! Perez is kicking your AZZ!!
half off h*rpes blumpkins for everyone! don’t forget the splash….
yeah this bitch smokes cigs like a chimney, maybe its a burn mark that she branded herself with
lauren is hella nice to everyone.
that thing on her lip looks for sure photoshopped.
annnnd this is why i left that scummy town.
half of my buddies that have gotten with her ended up with the clap
That’s a bold faced lie. GF has no stds.
Hahaha Lauren is hella hotter than any of the other nasty sluts at Chico, that majority of the people have ran threw. Most of this sh*t is from the fat bitches anyways…. And who gives a f*ck. The clap haha Lauren takes pride of that p*ssy n that shyt is f*ckin juicy! All ya’ll ex’s know. Just cuz u can’t handle her doesn’t make her a hoe, it makes you a loser. So on that ugly bitches stop hating, that includes fat, disfigured, and midgets… If ur a fat midget… Especially stop hating…! P.s. If u ain’t alpha pi, u ugly!
we just arent drug-addicted sl*ts? just saying. i thought you guys doing blow was bad, but now it’s meth? nice. ps, what alpha phi talks like this? some blonde rich girl from danville who thinks she’s ghetto is my guess.. haha.
i honestly don’t know anyone in alpha phi that talks/types like that. poser for sure.
ur scum. and so is she.
your scum.
lauren pagan is a dirrrrty girl
you’re not the “hot” sorority.
why you wh*res joined that thing when you knew from the get go that just make you known as one of the biggest sluts in chico, i will never know.
and “if you aint alpha phi, u ugly!” is a little bold don’t you think?
why don’t you slam a couple popoff shots with your sisters and choke and some sigma chi’s d*ck hun?
she got walked in on taking a cum shot to the face.
The bottom pic, what is on her lip..std?
The bottom pic is photoshopped. She doesn’t have herpes or the clap. Clearly an angry ex bf or a jealous girl posted this.
Alpha Phi’s were sluts a decade ago. Smelly skanks.
her p*ssy is that of a pornstars. It’s pretty much perfect. Lauren is drop dead gorgeous but with that comes her craziness. seems like she smokes cigarettes to make up for the lack of character. you know a chick this hot that smokes ciggs has a loose nut somewhere.
Seriously, as in the one and only grapeape??
Stop talking about my friend’s “p*ssy.”
PS She doesn’t have herpes… instead of making sh*t up about someone… how about just tell the truth?? (Instead of searching through her tagged facebook pics to find the only random photos with her wearing tiaras). Talk about a freakin’ loser who went to the trouble to photoshop this pic
how about just tell the truth?? truth is people are talking about your friend taint on this website. that’s the truth.
GOTTTA LOVE THE alpha Phi’s..or in laurens case the ALL FOR FREES!
definately looks like shes sucked one too many c*cks in her time haha but id definately let her dome my sh*t up if I didnt know she had the clap (among other things)… thats y u gotta be careful and wrap ur *hit up with the chico hoes no matter how good they look
Whether its an angry ex, or a jealous slut, i must say somebody is having way too much fun playin like their hard on this website. You say lauren is smashin some homies? ha well that homie sure is hell hotter than any dude at this god forsaken college, or some sluts socal f*g of a boyfriend. im assuming the person who had the small significance of a ballsack to post this was some dude who is making up for his small penis in a witty post on the dirty, or a girl unsatisfied with with the fact that she can only manage to rock a forever 21 only wardrobe and knockoff coach handbag from ross while splitting fifths with her bestie alpha phi with the slightest chance in mind she can score a solid 6 at the party. and come onnnnnn bitchs gotta understand, lauren is way too fly to be sportin a herrppp out to a club. whichever chico slut you are who wrote this clearly doesnt understand the class us bay chicks have to be doin something like that. tisssssk tiskk f*ckers. come at me and il ruin u.
Known LP for a while, and agree with you. Who are the F*ckin Tools shes with tho…Common LP you can do better than that….anytime you want the cock you know who to call. not queers like that!
she likes to watch lesbian porn
Wow that herps is just tagalong in chico isnt it? thanks dirty army, and nik for making me weary of this.
haha love it! Laurens always been a bitch and I’m not surprised at all that she is on here!
You’re clearly jealous. She’d only be a bitch to you if you’re a loser. BTW.
I had a class with lauren and she seemed like a pretty sweet girl
This is bullsh’t!
wow, I have not seen this girl since 2009 when she walked out of my roommate’s bedroom at 8 am after coming home wasted earlier that morning. she slept with my exchange student roommate, who is also a female. kinda figured she was a closet lesbian since she never called my roommate back