Chicago Girls Beware
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | October 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the girl on the right is sam elizab*th and thats one of her friends. you will see them at pretty much all the underage clubs and trying to get into real clubs downtown. They usually will do any guy and their whole crew… watch you bf around her as well. They think they are the sh*t posting photos from zero and warehouse trying to make it seem like they are downtown club wh*res. Can you say typical chicago skank or what nik?
There faces look so much better sideways. I decided.- nik
Mark says:
That guy on the top left is flaming!!!!! ha ha
to Markya says:
i see this kid at zg all the time
to yahe thinks hes hot sh*t with his man boobs
F*g
lol says:
he has moobs
to lolMike says:
Crossed eye guy with golden shirt is a f*ggel. His pick up line states that he is an UFC fighter hahahah his friends beat him up and he thinks hes doing mma fighting lol what a lame ass.
to MikeLMAO says:
Did he go to Eat Leyden High? if so, yes youre right lmao
to LMAOreally? says:
Please use the correct for of their. It is the form the displays ownership. Thank You.
to really?RonMaDon says:
True that Nik. Sittin here wondering if I am really that stoned. Them b*tches got some Huge freakin’ melons. Seriously am I trippin’?
to RonMaDonomg says:
yeah they look like bobble heads or something?! wtf???
to omgokayyy laaaame. says:
they’re cute girls! leave em aloneeee. clearlyyy you have nothing better to do with your time. keep living the life girls don’t let jealous people get to youuu!!
to okayyy laaaame.truck*boat*truck says:
Haha They look like bobble heads
to truck*boat*truckJ9X says:
You mean ‘Their’, not “There”.
to J9XSeattle says:
they have huge heads. Its like nicole richie sydrome
to Seattledirtygirl says:
why do they look like midgets from the front and giants from the side?
to dirtygirllol says:
someone tell the sk*nk on the right that her shirt was 5 years ago and so is her beat up face
to lolConfused says:
“I’d stick it in!”
“Nik, you’re an asshole.”
“…(Something about +2′s, noodles, or purple crayons)”
There, no need for any further comments, I’ve summed them all up.
to ConfusedConfused says:
*Sidenote*
You know, I used to love this site; but it really is all the same, all the time. You ever think of joining users in the comment sections, Nik…or doing something to further interest beyond 1 or 2 months?
to ConfusedRoni says:
It’s “their” to show ownership. “there” is a place. Get your sh*t together.
to Ronishit-talker14 says:
the one on the left isn’t bad looking…
to shit-talker14TonyS says:
WTF kind of outfit is that on the right?
Chick on the left has a massive melon… and nice melons.
Chick on the right is a definite two-face.
to TonySd-block says:
ill stick it in the butt, twice!
to d-blockBrittany says:
That’s so odd, they really do look better from the side!!
to BrittanyPFC Grimenfilth says:
The girl with the black hair is really cute…I’d love to take her out some time!
to PFC GrimenfilthENGINE 31 says:
THE CROSS EYED ONE IS FREAKING ME OUT
to ENGINE 31ren0901 says:
Are you sure the pic of the two gals isn’t a bad Photoshop job? Their heads are HUGE…
to ren0901Alycia says:
haha this is stupiiid.
im the giirl in the group picture all the way on the riight.
to clear it up, the reason the two piictures look so diiferent is b/c the second piicture isnt me. that’s her sisterr.
anyways, idk who posted this but its not even funny. liike if yur gonna put us on the diirty, the LEAST yu could do is actually have some funny shiit to say.
Whateverrr, everyone has haters ;]
to AlyciaAva says:
I knew there was no way that was the same girl in both pictures! I think you are very pretty
to AvaAlycia says:
aww thaanks :]
to Alyciallalaalalal theaa says:
seriously all of u go get f*ckn laid and stfu talking sh*t! al*cha and s*mmy are the 2 of the sweetest girls EVER! i love them and yeah they can get into f*kn clubs downtown and they DONT get with every guy s*mmy has a boyfriend!
to llalaalalal theaakristina says:
i love these girls
hottiesss
to kristinakemo says:
i def titty f*cked sammy..
to kemoAnonymous says:
OMG dont you guys know that ZG is AWESOME?!?
to AnonymousSho Nuff says:
Id smash both of those chicks.
to Sho Nuffjoke says:
of course these f*cken horse looking bitches would be at level such a underage club… and if i see that mother f*cker in to the top pic on the left downtown im going to brake his neck
to jokelol says:
or get him a bra..lol
to lolRidick! says:
I see a touch of crazy in the eyes of the one on the left.
to Ridick!NOLA says:
Level = Trash
to NOLARonii says:
To bad that the girl in the gray on the top pic isnt the same as the girl in the bottom pic. I Love You Sami Heather and Alycia <3
to Roniibaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha says:
sammis is straight up fat!!
to baaaaaaaaaaaaaahalolatalycia says:
her face is so fked up n shes such a druggie always making a fool of herself at clubs its pathetic n to top it off shes a giant n still wears heals owoww
to lolatalyciaAlycia says:
haha who is thiiis??
instead of hiding why dont yu tell me who yu are.
w.e. sorry yur jealous.
and if being a giant means being 5’8″ then helllllll yeah im a fcking giant and proud of it :]
btw i dont make a fool out of myself on drugs thank yu very much…must have me confused w/ someone elseee.
anythiing else i can clear up for yu??
to Alyciaumm says:
sammy and alycia are the biggest druggies ever and sammy has always been fat and cross eyes just the FYI
to ummAnonymous says:
bahahahahahahahaha eww!!!!!!!! top pic… all fc*king herpes infested nasties. GAG!
to AnonymousLMAO says:
Hi Roy!
to LMAOpat f*ckin ryan says:
Alycia gives sloppy ass head
to pat f*ckin ryan0l!v!@ says:
uhmmm the guy with the gold shirt is a f*ckin lame assss alcoholic… he is a theiffff who took my moneyy and is just f*ckin annoyingg. im sorry to who ever has to be around him.. (oh and make sure you keep all your sh*t close to you or he might steal it)
to 0l!v!@oliviaaa. says:
yeahhh the guy in the gold shirt is a lame ass alcoholic .. who also likes to steal sh*t from ppl. keep your sh*t close to you or he might steal itttttt.
to oliviaaa.Sammmy says:
Pathetic. Enough said. Bye.
to SammmyAlycia says:
hahaa all of yu guys are ridiculous!!
i thiiink yu guys should all get jobs or some shet.
or atleast fiind something more productive to do wiitth yur tiime then to sit on the dirty and talk shet.
and Pat stfu yu love me and yu know it <3
to AlyciaAudreeeyy. says:
I love these giirrrllss.
to Audreeeyy.Lance says:
WOW… SAMMYY YOU BOOBIES LOOK AMAZING IN THAT PIC!!!!! I LOVE ALYCIA
to LanceAlycia says:
hahaaa yu crack me up lance…but yur riight they do look pretty good ;]
i love yu too lanceee
to Alyciathe are sluts says:
just leave them alone…they are sluts with STDs their life is already miserable…ps they do X…
to the are slutsjuc says:
i would not refer to clubs downtown chicago as real try a different state
to jucAnonymous says:
in the second pic, sam is on the left and her sister heather is on the right.
to AnonymousUFC wanna be homo says:
Crossed eye guy with golden shirt is a faggel. His pick up line states that he is an UFC fighter hahahah his friends beat him up and he thinks hes doing mma fighting lol what a lame ass.
to UFC wanna be homothe second picture is photo shopped says:
thats not the girl on the right’s head.,.,…
to the second picture is photo shopped=] says:
sam deff went to oak forest with me and shes a bust down, and when my friends saw her at the club they all said she was a sloppy mess. about time u are on this site bitchhhh
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