Chicago Girls Beware


typical chicago skanks

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the girl on the right is sam elizab*th and thats one of her friends. you will see them at pretty much all the underage clubs and trying to get into real clubs downtown.  They usually will do any guy and their whole crew… watch you bf around her as well.  They think they are the sh*t posting photos from zero and warehouse trying to make it seem like they are downtown club wh*res. Can you say typical chicago skank or what nik?

There faces look so much better sideways.  I decided.- nik


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  1. October 29, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Mark says:

    That guy on the top left is flaming!!!!! ha ha

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  2. October 29, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    really? says:

    Please use the correct for of their. It is the form the displays ownership. Thank You.

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  3. October 29, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    RonMaDon says:

    True that Nik. Sittin here wondering if I am really that stoned. Them b*tches got some Huge freakin’ melons. Seriously am I trippin’?

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  4. October 29, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    okayyy laaaame. says:

    they’re cute girls! leave em aloneeee. clearlyyy you have nothing better to do with your time. keep living the life girls don’t let jealous people get to youuu!!

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  5. October 29, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    truck*boat*truck says:

    Haha They look like bobble heads

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  6. October 29, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    J9X says:

    You mean ‘Their’, not “There”.

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  7. October 29, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    Seattle says:

    they have huge heads. Its like nicole richie sydrome

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  8. October 30, 2009 at 12:04 am

    dirtygirl says:

    why do they look like midgets from the front and giants from the side?

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  9. October 30, 2009 at 1:08 am

    lol says:

    someone tell the sk*nk on the right that her shirt was 5 years ago and so is her beat up face

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  10. October 30, 2009 at 3:51 am

    Confused says:

    “I’d stick it in!”

    “Nik, you’re an asshole.”

    “…(Something about +2′s, noodles, or purple crayons)”

    There, no need for any further comments, I’ve summed them all up.

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  11. October 30, 2009 at 3:54 am

    Confused says:

    *Sidenote*

    You know, I used to love this site; but it really is all the same, all the time. You ever think of joining users in the comment sections, Nik…or doing something to further interest beyond 1 or 2 months?

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  12. October 30, 2009 at 4:25 am

    Roni says:

    It’s “their” to show ownership. “there” is a place. Get your sh*t together.

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  13. October 30, 2009 at 5:20 am

    shit-talker14 says:

    the one on the left isn’t bad looking…

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  14. October 30, 2009 at 5:26 am

    TonyS says:

    WTF kind of outfit is that on the right?

    Chick on the left has a massive melon… and nice melons.

    Chick on the right is a definite two-face.

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  15. October 30, 2009 at 6:21 am

    d-block says:

    ill stick it in the butt, twice!

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  16. October 30, 2009 at 7:49 am

    Brittany says:

    That’s so odd, they really do look better from the side!!

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  17. October 30, 2009 at 8:38 am

    PFC Grimenfilth says:

    The girl with the black hair is really cute…I’d love to take her out some time!

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  18. October 30, 2009 at 9:09 am

    ENGINE 31 says:

    THE CROSS EYED ONE IS FREAKING ME OUT

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  19. October 30, 2009 at 10:30 am

    ren0901 says:

    Are you sure the pic of the two gals isn’t a bad Photoshop job? Their heads are HUGE…

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  20. October 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Alycia says:

    haha this is stupiiid.
    im the giirl in the group picture all the way on the riight.

    to clear it up, the reason the two piictures look so diiferent is b/c the second piicture isnt me. that’s her sisterr.

    anyways, idk who posted this but its not even funny. liike if yur gonna put us on the diirty, the LEAST yu could do is actually have some funny shiit to say.

    Whateverrr, everyone has haters ;]

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  21. October 30, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    llalaalalal theaa says:

    seriously all of u go get f*ckn laid and stfu talking sh*t! al*cha and s*mmy are the 2 of the sweetest girls EVER! i love them and yeah they can get into f*kn clubs downtown and they DONT get with every guy s*mmy has a boyfriend!

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  22. October 30, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    kristina says:

    i love these girls :) hottiesss

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  23. October 30, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    kemo says:

    i def titty f*cked sammy..

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  24. October 30, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Anonymous says:

    OMG dont you guys know that ZG is AWESOME?!?

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  25. October 30, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Sho Nuff says:

    Id smash both of those chicks.

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  26. October 31, 2009 at 8:39 am

    joke says:

    of course these f*cken horse looking bitches would be at level such a underage club… and if i see that mother f*cker in to the top pic on the left downtown im going to brake his neck

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  27. October 31, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Ridick! says:

    I see a touch of crazy in the eyes of the one on the left.

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  28. October 31, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    NOLA says:

    Level = Trash

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  29. November 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Ronii says:

    To bad that the girl in the gray on the top pic isnt the same as the girl in the bottom pic. I Love You Sami Heather and Alycia <3

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  30. November 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaha says:

    sammis is straight up fat!!

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  31. November 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    lolatalycia says:

    her face is so fked up n shes such a druggie always making a fool of herself at clubs its pathetic n to top it off shes a giant n still wears heals owoww

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    • November 2, 2009 at 6:48 pm

      Alycia says:

      haha who is thiiis??
      instead of hiding why dont yu tell me who yu are.

      w.e. sorry yur jealous.

      and if being a giant means being 5’8″ then helllllll yeah im a fcking giant and proud of it :]

      btw i dont make a fool out of myself on drugs thank yu very much…must have me confused w/ someone elseee.

      anythiing else i can clear up for yu??

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  32. November 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    umm says:

    sammy and alycia are the biggest druggies ever and sammy has always been fat and cross eyes just the FYI

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  33. November 1, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    bahahahahahahahaha eww!!!!!!!! top pic… all fc*king herpes infested nasties. GAG!

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  34. November 2, 2009 at 8:23 am

    LMAO says:

    Hi Roy!

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  35. November 2, 2009 at 9:27 am

    pat f*ckin ryan says:

    Alycia gives sloppy ass head

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  36. November 2, 2009 at 10:42 am

    0l!v!@ says:

    uhmmm the guy with the gold shirt is a f*ckin lame assss alcoholic… he is a theiffff who took my moneyy and is just f*ckin annoyingg. im sorry to who ever has to be around him.. (oh and make sure you keep all your sh*t close to you or he might steal it)

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  37. November 2, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    oliviaaa. says:

    yeahhh the guy in the gold shirt is a lame ass alcoholic .. who also likes to steal sh*t from ppl. keep your sh*t close to you or he might steal itttttt.

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  38. November 2, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Sammmy says:

    Pathetic. Enough said. Bye.

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  39. November 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Alycia says:

    hahaa all of yu guys are ridiculous!!

    i thiiink yu guys should all get jobs or some shet.
    or atleast fiind something more productive to do wiitth yur tiime then to sit on the dirty and talk shet.

    and Pat stfu yu love me and yu know it <3

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  40. November 3, 2009 at 5:15 am

    Audreeeyy. says:

    I love these giirrrllss. :)

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  41. November 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Lance says:

    WOW… SAMMYY YOU BOOBIES LOOK AMAZING IN THAT PIC!!!!! I LOVE ALYCIA

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  42. November 4, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Alycia says:

    hahaaa yu crack me up lance…but yur riight they do look pretty good ;]

    i love yu too lanceee

    Reply to Alycia
  43. November 6, 2009 at 11:19 am

    the are sluts says:

    just leave them alone…they are sluts with STDs their life is already miserable…ps they do X…

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  44. November 7, 2009 at 10:36 am

    juc says:

    i would not refer to clubs downtown chicago as real try a different state

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  45. November 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    in the second pic, sam is on the left and her sister heather is on the right.

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  46. November 19, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    UFC wanna be homo says:

    Crossed eye guy with golden shirt is a faggel. His pick up line states that he is an UFC fighter hahahah his friends beat him up and he thinks hes doing mma fighting lol what a lame ass.

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  47. November 22, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    the second picture is photo shopped says:

    thats not the girl on the right’s head.,.,…

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  48. December 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    =] says:

    sam deff went to oak forest with me and shes a bust down, and when my friends saw her at the club they all said she was a sloppy mess. about time u are on this site bitchhhh

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