Dave Chappelle SGM?
Posted in Hollywood, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | October 20th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dave Chappelle with Michael Strahan, Jay Glazer, and some dude. Is Chappelle SGM?
Man it is Tuesday at 1:39 am (pacific) and the only thing on is Fantasy Factory re-runs. I can’t believe I went out on a Monday night and I know I am drunk because John Mayer’s head looks smaller. Long story short Dave Chappelle is Fake SGM, Real Drugs. And Michael Strahan has a REFUND Gap in the mouth.- nik





Stan says:
Chappelle has more talent in his pinky finger than just about anyone you’ve put on this site Nik.
to Stan:) says:
LOL, Nik has literally had 50 famous people on here 100 times more talented than Dave Chappelle sorry bud.
to :)susan says:
the locals say he’s extremely stingy
to susanMel says:
Susan,
to MelThat is TYPICAL for blacks, everyone owes them something for nothing but they don’t share.
Other than their bottoms when the do it on The Down Low.
:) says:
It dates back to slavery when masta put the dog bowl out full of pig slop they had to fend for themselves, plus growing up dave was not allowed to tip with welfare stamps.
to :)MPC1000 says:
who the f*ck is dave chappelle?
what does SGM stand for?
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to MPC1000wu-tang life says:
good ish
to wu-tang lifenik is forgy says:
youre an idiot, nik
to nik is forgyCash 4 Gold says:
.com is a scam! they only give you pennies on the dollar for your gold
to Cash 4 GoldUFC says:
he’s a canadien so of course he is cheap and a shitty tipper.
to UFCfantestical says:
D.C. is real deal SGM, you cant go saying he’s fake, thats just wrong. he told big biz to go f&ck themselves and kept on doing his work the way he wanted to do it. he rocks.
to fantesticalbrandylynn says:
Real For Sure
to brandylynnTyler Durdan says:
Who cares if you are SGM when your Rick James Bitch!!!!!
to Tyler Durdancc says:
fk yo couch n*gga
to ccearl duke says:
f*ck you white scabby face hoe!!
to earl dukeearl duke says:
fu-k you incest ass fu-ker!
to earl duke:) says:
Chappelle should have went to a vote. I think he’s real SGM.
to :)ironing board butt says:
he is rick james white bitch!!
to ironing board butt:) says:
The above was not the real my my pet Swrap, but did you know chappelle has an asian wife and goes by his ancestors slave name? What n*gger has a french last name, oh I know one whos relatives were owned by a white frenchman in the south.
to :)Ether says:
Sorry Nik, your SGM determinations really have no bearing nowadays. Sorry, but Dave Chappelle transcends your retarded ass “SGM” crap.
to EtherPK$ says:
Careful ,or needle-butt “Dirty JV” will come scream at you in ALL CAPS for insulting his meal ticket
to PK$Ether says:
Homie, Dirty JV is dime a dozen. You mean to tell me Nik can’t find another turd in the rough?
to Etherocho says:
you can’t hate on Dave Chappelle, he’s as real as it gets
to ochowafflefries says:
dave’s as real as the dookie in your drawers son!
to wafflefriesironing board butt says:
your mother!
to ironing board buttBow B*tches says:
Real! Nik, you’re losing stripes my man.
to Bow B*tchesWhaaaa?!!!?!! says:
Chappelle is funny as hell dam u corp.USA for sucking so much balls that he couldn’t even entertain us w/out feeling some sort of black guilt! His shows rocked and he used them to bring out some more obscure rappers. Any T.V. station would kiss major ass just to have him make a sound bite for their freefalling ass. Unfortunately, his relevance is waning, kinda like SGM…
to Whaaaa?!!!?!!Whaaaa?!!!?!! says:
And Straham y dont u use some of that “chunky money” on some new teefs lol
to Whaaaa?!!!?!!Anonymous says:
dave chappelle is a badass.. .youre just a terrorist dirt bag
to Anonymousslam says:
idiot. dave is real for sure
to slamGET OVER IT!!!! says:
Real SGM!
to GET OVER IT!!!!the dude says:
he looks old as hell…def wish he would bring some new videos out
“they shoulda nevea gave yall niggas money”
to the dudeoprah's baby daddy says:
chappelle is the s*it! Real SMG! Nik that was just “cold blooded”
to oprah's baby daddyNIK!!!!!!! says:
funniest post EVER NIK!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously go out drinking more often on a Monday because it makes you dilerious and hilarious on Tuesday! Love you. REFUND GAP IN THE MOUTH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lmao!
to NIK!!!!!!!db says:
on drugs or not, dave chapelle is REAL SGM
to dbMoneystyles says:
real sgm i decided
to Moneystyleswhy oh why do you try says:
Please… Dave invented the SGM. You didnt even know what it was until you saw him. Get a clue Nik
to why oh why do you tryEther says:
Come to think of it, you’re right. Congratulations Nik, you’re still nowhere near Dave Chappelle’s swag. Ay yo Nik! Get some +200′s (hair transplant).
to Etherdirty army strong says:
haha ether, how about +2200 hair extension AND micro-Peni$ plastic surgery..
to dirty army strongdirty army strong says:
haha ether, how about +2200, hair extension AND micro-Peni$ plastic surgery..
to dirty army strongStrahan's Teefusus gap says:
Yo Nik,
to Strahan's Teefusus gapI can get more action than you. Oh yeah, and I make money off having talent, not just blowing Perez and then copying him.
Michele says:
Ha Ha Ha Jay Glazer goes to the clinic I work for Intergrative Health Care. He takes soo much HCG it’s not even funny. He is a huge fan of colonics…I AM SO SERIOUS!! Also, he tries to show off in his Lotus and tries to impress all the girls in the office. He’s pathetic and he is a major Douchebag.
to Michele