Dave Chappelle SGM?


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dave Chappelle with Michael Strahan, Jay Glazer, and some dude. Is Chappelle SGM?

Man it is Tuesday at 1:39 am (pacific) and the only thing on is Fantasy Factory re-runs.  I can’t believe I went out on a Monday night and I know I am drunk because John Mayer’s head looks smaller.  Long story short Dave Chappelle is Fake SGM, Real Drugs.  And Michael Strahan has a REFUND Gap in the mouth.- nik


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  1. October 20, 2009 at 5:37 am

    Stan says:

    Chappelle has more talent in his pinky finger than just about anyone you’ve put on this site Nik.

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  2. October 20, 2009 at 5:49 am

    susan says:

    the locals say he’s extremely stingy

    Reply to susan
    • October 20, 2009 at 3:18 pm

      Mel says:

      Susan,
      That is TYPICAL for blacks, everyone owes them something for nothing but they don’t share.
      Other than their bottoms when the do it on The Down Low.

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      • October 20, 2009 at 11:00 pm

        :) says:

        It dates back to slavery when masta put the dog bowl out full of pig slop they had to fend for themselves, plus growing up dave was not allowed to tip with welfare stamps.

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  3. October 20, 2009 at 6:10 am

    MPC1000 says:

    who the f*ck is dave chappelle?

    what does SGM stand for?

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    Reply to MPC1000
  4. October 20, 2009 at 6:25 am

    nik is forgy says:

    youre an idiot, nik

    Reply to nik is forgy
  5. October 20, 2009 at 6:38 am

    Cash 4 Gold says:

    .com is a scam! they only give you pennies on the dollar for your gold

    Reply to Cash 4 Gold
  6. October 20, 2009 at 6:40 am

    UFC says:

    he’s a canadien so of course he is cheap and a shitty tipper.

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  7. October 20, 2009 at 6:51 am

    fantestical says:

    D.C. is real deal SGM, you cant go saying he’s fake, thats just wrong. he told big biz to go f&ck themselves and kept on doing his work the way he wanted to do it. he rocks.

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  8. October 20, 2009 at 6:56 am

    brandylynn says:

    Real For Sure

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  9. October 20, 2009 at 7:36 am

    Tyler Durdan says:

    Who cares if you are SGM when your Rick James Bitch!!!!!

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  10. October 20, 2009 at 7:58 am

    :) says:

    Chappelle should have went to a vote. I think he’s real SGM.

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    • October 20, 2009 at 10:34 am

      ironing board butt says:

      he is rick james white bitch!!

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      • October 20, 2009 at 11:05 pm

        :) says:

        The above was not the real my my pet Swrap, but did you know chappelle has an asian wife and goes by his ancestors slave name? What n*gger has a french last name, oh I know one whos relatives were owned by a white frenchman in the south.

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  11. October 20, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Ether says:

    Sorry Nik, your SGM determinations really have no bearing nowadays. Sorry, but Dave Chappelle transcends your retarded ass “SGM” crap.

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  12. October 20, 2009 at 8:42 am

    ocho says:

    you can’t hate on Dave Chappelle, he’s as real as it gets

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  13. October 20, 2009 at 10:02 am

    wafflefries says:

    dave’s as real as the dookie in your drawers son!

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  14. October 20, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Bow B*tches says:

    Real! Nik, you’re losing stripes my man.

    Reply to Bow B*tches
  15. October 20, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Whaaaa?!!!?!! says:

    Chappelle is funny as hell dam u corp.USA for sucking so much balls that he couldn’t even entertain us w/out feeling some sort of black guilt! His shows rocked and he used them to bring out some more obscure rappers. Any T.V. station would kiss major ass just to have him make a sound bite for their freefalling ass. Unfortunately, his relevance is waning, kinda like SGM…

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  16. October 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Whaaaa?!!!?!! says:

    And Straham y dont u use some of that “chunky money” on some new teefs lol

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  17. October 20, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Anonymous says:

    dave chappelle is a badass.. .youre just a terrorist dirt bag

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  18. October 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    slam says:

    idiot. dave is real for sure

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  19. October 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    GET OVER IT!!!! says:

    Real SGM!

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  20. October 20, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    the dude says:

    he looks old as hell…def wish he would bring some new videos out

    “they shoulda nevea gave yall niggas money”

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  21. October 20, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    oprah's baby daddy says:

    chappelle is the s*it! Real SMG! Nik that was just “cold blooded”

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  22. October 20, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    NIK!!!!!!! says:

    funniest post EVER NIK!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously go out drinking more often on a Monday because it makes you dilerious and hilarious on Tuesday! Love you. REFUND GAP IN THE MOUTH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lmao!

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  23. October 20, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    db says:

    on drugs or not, dave chapelle is REAL SGM

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  24. October 20, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Moneystyles says:

    real sgm i decided

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  25. October 20, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    why oh why do you try says:

    Please… Dave invented the SGM. You didnt even know what it was until you saw him. Get a clue Nik

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    • October 20, 2009 at 8:11 pm

      Ether says:

      Come to think of it, you’re right. Congratulations Nik, you’re still nowhere near Dave Chappelle’s swag. Ay yo Nik! Get some +200′s (hair transplant).

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  26. October 20, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Strahan's Teefusus gap says:

    Yo Nik,
    I can get more action than you. Oh yeah, and I make money off having talent, not just blowing Perez and then copying him.

    Reply to Strahan's Teefusus gap
  27. October 26, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Michele says:

    Ha Ha Ha Jay Glazer goes to the clinic I work for Intergrative Health Care. He takes soo much HCG it’s not even funny. He is a huge fan of colonics…I AM SO SERIOUS!! Also, he tries to show off in his Lotus and tries to impress all the girls in the office. He’s pathetic and he is a major Douchebag.

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