THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the infamous Cali girl moved back to Texas again. Currently she SOMEHOW managed to get a job at an after school program to watch LITTLE KIDS while their parents are at work. Then after that job she goes to her second job with her friend Krista (girl in the picture) at a strip club in Dallas. Krista is a dancer and Lauren is a cocktail waitress. She stays there from like 12-4 AM and only makes $70 a night HAHA. What a joke! Then somehow Krista got an offer to be in a Lil Flip video. Who the h*ll is Lil Flip?? They posted pictures of the video in the making and it was set on some outdoor park volleyball court and then in someones backyard with a red carpet and stuff LOL. Lauren also claims to have lost 15 lbs since the last post, what do you think Nik?
I think any girl that has $20 tattoos around the “down below” regions of their body might as well tell the world they are open for business.- nik
KC Esq says:
Two jobs, tough economy…
to KC EsqKevinBacon says:
I don’t see why you’re calling someone out for working two jobs.
to KevinBaconMe says:
Awesome! This chick rocks. Whoever posted this an a$$ or just some jealous chick. I have more respect for this girl, she works two jobs to support herself. It’s better than these dumb sloots who only want to spend some guys money. She’s not my type but she’s way better than the broke hoes I’ve met.
to MeCeezee!! says:
Whats her name I want her #
to Ceezee!!junior says:
At least shes working and not scaming goverment checks and 70 bucks for 4 hours work is not bad pay these days
to juniortoss-my-salad says:
i’ve seen this girl before she’s pretty hot but heard everyone’s split her in half
to toss-my-saladFinnman says:
I think she’s hot. The pink bikini is sexy. I would.
to Finnmanruonglu says:
I’d hit that. $20 tattoo or not she would still be a fun ride!
to ruongluC*Loven says:
Who’s Lil’ Flip? Are you serious? lol Obviously some dumb rich little daddy’s girl who’s never had to work 2 jobs to live from Cali posted this crap. If you’re anywhere close to Texas, you’d know who Lil’ Flip was. And I don’t even listen to that music! Cheers to Krista for working for a living and not being a mooch like this poster.
to C*LovenMsSpeakntheTruth says:
AGREED! How the fk do you not know who lil flip is? And atleast she’s not strippn just servin and sorry to say whoever posted this but if that grl is in a lil flip video that’s something to be jealous about lol. Screwed up texas drivin wreckless I’m OUT!
to MsSpeakntheTruthCeezee!! says:
She doesnt know cause she’s a red neck trailer trash heezee. They only listen to Blue-grass and Country music; they like stuff you can “fiddle” to.
to Ceezee!!Ironic says:
The only people who give a crap about lil flipper are the white strippers that love the purple crayon. Which means 9 out of 10
to Ironicearl duke says:
shut up bitch.. all they want to do is tag team that bitch!! black men got it going on thats why all your damn women are running to them! I wouldnt have one of those bitches on a silver platter~!
to earl dukeCeezee!! says:
You mean only fat white women are running to your peeps. Keep e’m, you need the good credit”)
to Ceezee!!earl duke says:
Bitch you need to look outside of your trailer park, all kinds of white chicks are with black men, fat , skinny, old, young (school kids), blonde, brunette, redhead, weave wearers! and probably your sis or your mom!
to earl dukeCeezee!! says:
I’m not even white you ni99er. I was just sayin the only white women you could get would have to be fat or cracked out. You know you cant get better then that. Why you trying to talk ish bout my moms and sis lil bit@h? Your’e prob mad cause your sisters a man with a harry chest and your mom takes horomone pills just to look like a female.
to Ceezee!!Koonta Kinte says:
Please. Fat, Skinny it doesn’t matter. They all want the Purple Crayon. All of them.
to Koonta Kinte:) says:
1.9% of babies born in the United States of America between 1998-2008 are to a black father and white mother. END OF DEBATE.
to :)earl duke says:
You a GD liar bitch (reply) your ass need a stick shoved up yours, you mean thats the percentage thats admits it bitch!! hers some ststs for your ass! 95 % of all black people have white in them and the same about 50% of your white folks have black in them bitch!! the only pure is in Africa dumb ass bitch! And i dont know how long that will be after those white woman run over there to have sex with big hung mandingo African men and jamiacan men too bitch.. tTrue facts bitch!! i cant get back to my roots for your white women knocking me down trting to get to Africa.. talking abou they on a journey.. yeah journey to get some mandingo sex! so sad!!
to earl dukewho cares? says:
yeah and you are disgusting… no classy white women worth anything will ever come near you. keep dreaming about us though
to who cares?Seattle says:
I think she’s gorgeous. Leave her alone
to Seattledfsdkjk says:
well apparently shes not a stripper at night, you said she’s c0cktailing. way better than stripping, if you ask me .. and good for her for making her money. it’s gotta be tough working that late at night only to start your next job a few hours later. don’t hate on that.
to dfsdkjkrebecca says:
this girl is a dumb slut… i was at a party once and somehow we all got on the subject of lauren and a few guys were talking about how they did her… and then we went around the room and about 7 guys from the party had sex with her before. disgusting
also at another “party” (5 people there on bars and getting f*cked up) she had sex with one guy.. then a little bit later gave a B J*b to a different guy all within the span of an hour.
and LIL FLIP IS A NOBODY NOW!!!!!!!!! obviously if he’s putting fat a** monsters in his lame videos!
to rebeccaVicious says:
fat? really?? That chick is a lot of things, but fat isn’t one of them.
Was your boyfriend the one she f*cked or the one she gave the BJ to?
to Viciousedubb says:
Is stripping illegal?
to edubbShes got nice tata’s so she should show em off hater.
Brandon says:
rebecca sounds like you found out she did your boyfriend. And don’t be mad Lil Flip wouldn’t stick it in your butt. No need to hate just because he didn’t like your stuff.
to BrandonMe says:
Rebecca, you said like a jealous chick. Who cares who she sleeps with. Rebecca maybe you should move out of you parents house and try living on your own.
Two jobs, cute face, t*ts look good, not orange, little pudge- sounds better than an average girl living off her parents or the government.
to MeBroke Brutha in Compton says:
Make that money girl. So you can take care of me and my purple crayon.
to Broke Brutha in Comptonearl duke says:
I hear you Broke brother in Compton.. get all from them whites bitches.. cause they obviously aint never been fuc-ed so good before~!
to earl dukeIronic says:
haha! This comment is so true!
to Ironicbigdog sons says:
she’s got some great knockers
to bigdog sonsjErk says:
tig ole bitties!!!!!!!!
to jErkThe Monster says:
She’s doing good for me.
to The MonsterMonique says:
nahh i know dis gurl n she is a h0e!
to MoniqueFinnman says:
Bottom line: she’s hot and has big titt*es. Almost any dude on this site would do her…
to FinnmanHmmm. says:
shes is damm hot, nothing wrong with that girl.
to Hmmm.Brew-Crew says:
Come on this post screams jealousy!! She is doing her thing getting paid and looking good doing it!!! Get a life and move on!
to Brew-CrewBuzz Killington says:
Those are some sweet boobs.
to Buzz KillingtonCAVS #1 says:
great bathing suit and an amazing body. do it.
to CAVS #1LIZZY SAIS... says:
may be a butterface totally 4sure, but not a bad body and i wish i had her knockers!-cute pink bikini too…
to LIZZY SAIS...dirtiestskankbag says:
she loose as a goose…….word is….
to dirtiestskankbagkchic says:
why is the one who has no tits a stripper?
to kchicchitownsundevil says:
Hi Dad, meet my friends Purple Crayon 1 and 2.
to chitownsundevilearl duke says:
bitch loves it too! and your ass knows it thats why you are so damn jealous!
to earl dukeCeezee!! says:
Aint nobody jealous of you purples, kick back…
to Ceezee!!honky tonky says:
Why is there only two people that keep posting over and over and changing their name with each post. It’s not obvious or anything. Take it outside, you bore me!
to honky tonkyBuffaloAjax says:
Amen. So obvious.
to BuffaloAjaxearl duke says:
STFU!!!
to earl dukeAnonymous says:
perfect body
to AnonymousTyler Durdan says:
hmmmm I saw the first pick and was wondering where her black bf was at then I scrolled down and was laughing,,,,,,
to Tyler DurdanCeezee!! says:
Too bad there isnt an a$$ shot. I’d hit it fo sho!!!
to Ceezee!!Lucky Night liquor says:
Make sure you get some of these bottles of Lucky Nights its the best liquor blacks can drink!
to Lucky Night liquorearl duke says:
your mother drinks it every night before she goes into her kness and throat action on that BBD!
to earl dukeCeezee!! says:
“and goes into her knees”? Dude, let me guess? Writing from an unemployed purple? I knew I was right.
to Ceezee!!fantestical says:
HOT GIRL at least considering she’s a dream girl… rocks her bikini, plays with kids during daylight and plays with Gregs all night long, wow she is a real life dream girl. you go girl, work it out. hot hot hot.
to fantesticaldk-- says:
lauren and krista are nothing of what’s written above. besides, everyone would do them. this is some sh*t.
to dk--dk says:
lauren and krista are nothing of what’s written above. besides, everyone would do them.
to dkDK! says:
lauren and krista are nothing of what’s written above. besides, everyone would do them. this is some sh*t.
to DK!DK! says:
lauren and krista are nothing of what’s written above. besides, everyone would do them. this is some sh*t.
to DK!U KNO says:
hahaha me and my boys tagged team lauren one night… shes loose as a goose and homeboy wouldnt even fu*k her after the sloppy jimmy job
to U KNOYeah says:
Gotta agree… every black guy would f*ck either or them because they are both known to only f*ck black guys haha… if he aint black, they aint doin em..well i take that back lauren has f*cked over 40 white dudes not including the N*ggas…. had to suck some before they even got 4 minutes of fame in that video..which we probably wont be seeing much of- they smoked alot of cr@ck before also, lauren had to make sure she looked somewhat skinny… love the spray on tan too
to Yeahhey says:
if you want herps then go for it! had 3 boyfriends in one night….
to heyl0l says:
love the noes job and the nip tuck face
to l0learl duke says:
my grand parent is biracial.. OMG! but i dont tell anyone who i know .. this is a blog and i can admit it on here, but im ashame to tell folks even when they ask me .. you are so light .. do you have biracial parents.. HELL NO!! Well how can you be so light.. uh go back and ask my great grand parents especially that white man who was raping black slave own back in the day and them you will have your dumb ass answer! And i know you bitches on here just knew my ass was black as hell.. well im a redbone honkey but i claim 100% black all the way! i even like my steak well done, drive a black car and love black women!! NOW!!
to earl dukeearl duke says:
Tyra show did a stats rate and came out with 83% of mixed kids have a white mother and a black father, and 17% of mixed kids have ablack mother and white father.. way more kixed kids running around now then 20 years ago! but that rate shows you who dates who the most and who doesn t date who!! and my ass is in the bracket of black men who dont date white women or asian or latinos.. omly my beautiful black queens SNITCHES!!
to earl dukeCeezee!! says:
I can’t believe your’e quoting stats from Tyra!! BAHAHAHAHAHA. Def unemployed. Buy some cable TV bro, better things on during the day!! Keep dating “omly” your black queens, Nobody else wants them.
to Ceezee!!honky tonky says:
Somebody get a .22…a coon has gotten in this thread…
to honky tonkybahaha says:
hahahahahahaaaaa
to bahahaTEAM ZECURITY. says:
One night we where at my girls apartment, all my n!ggas where there and we all noticed we had something in commen, we all smashed la*ren f0rm*n! Lets see, there where 6 of us, hey if you show her any attention, she will drop her pants and open her mouth like a live blow up doll…she’ll let you stick it anywhere!!
to TEAM ZECURITY.DD says:
Why are you raggin’ on someone who works 2 jobs? I know it’s not much to most of the “rich” bitches on this site, but $70 for 4 hours of work is close to $20 an hour. Call me crazy, but that’s still making kinda good money. The chick who sent this in is just a jealous cow.
to DDhonky tony says:
tip drill is what I’d call it.
to honky tonySHADY says:
i know krysta and she aint a h0e…lauren on da otha hand…..nasty
to SHADYJP says:
haha damn i kno lauren i went to a party with her last wknd, and she is kinda a floosy. she was all over me and (white guy) and 3 other guys(black). but shes a cool girl and i respect that she works 2 jobs gotta make money somehow.
to JP