THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw someone recommended you date a ‘normal’ successful girl like Emily “Emma” Stone, the actor in Zombieland who’s from Scottsdale. Well I met her back when she was 16 hanging out with twenty-somethings and getting drunk at The Roosevelt Hotel in LA, and she is a cool girl but smoker = ewwww, and she talks in weird voices ALL the time which is super annoying! anyway, here’s a pic from back in the day. So would you now? ps. more dirt available if you want it….
Answer: I hate chicks who smoke, but then again I don’t kiss a girl on the lips until I have slept with them 3 times. Too many emotions involved when you touch the lips. Emily does have beautiful eyes though.
**That really doesn’t answer your question now does it??
Caveman says:
Nik’s never kissed a girl. LOL.
to CavemanPK$ says:
Nik doesn’t kiss on the lips because it’s too hard for him to turn his head around when Dirty JV is railin’ him ***great one buddy… your so funny… have fun at your sh*tty job today, then going home to your ugly beat ass girl friend or wife douchebag- DIRTY JV***
to PK$PK$ says:
Seriously? that’s all you got? Hey I figured I’d give you a compliment for once, and make you the pitcher, didn’t mean to insult you, guess you like being on bottom. Dirty JV, you need to have a coke and a smile and not do so much Deca before work, kid… Maybe if you’re a good little intern, Nik will give you benefits so you can afford the therapist you so sorely need. ***i live with a smile on my face buddy DIRTY JV***
to PK$PK$ says:
Most Special Needs Children do… I didn’t think you were an exception. Just make sure you put your helmet back on when you go to the restroom, we wouldn’t want you to fall, hit your head, and become any dumber…
to PK$Sand N!gga Nik says:
Have fun at your $6.50/hr job as long as Nik can afford it. If Nik keeps selling those pop up ads and club promoting, you may keep your job a little longer sand N!igga lover
to Sand N!gga NikBB says:
I agree about kissing a girl who smokes
to BBjErk says:
omg she is NOT hot. Her voice is so annoying in movies. She sounds like a 50yr old woman who’s been smoking her whole life.
to jErkdickface killah says:
lol JV you are a pussy. get ur brown nose out niki’s ass and get a REAL job fagget! *** douchebag killah, real job? i get paid and get to travel and party, cant really ask for more -DIRTY JV***
to dickface killahlanna. says:
um just a question. wtf are you guys ragging on jv? stick to the freakin post. wanna rag on jv… post him… rag away… this is about some bimbo.
to lanna.PK$ says:
Because lately the posts have been lame PR grabs, and Nik’s comments have been so self-aggrandizing that he seems to be begging for cred he used to have in spades, relatively speaking… not hatin’, just sayin’… It’s more fun to pick on the intern right now….
to PK$Delon says:
I think she is beautiful! WAY too hot for Nik’s b*tch ass! Stay away from her!
to DelonDevlin says:
More dirt please!
to DevlinBrandon says:
Who is Dirty JV? *** who is mike jones? twitter.com/DirtyJV***
to Brandonlanna. says:
that was funny. for that one i think i will actually follow you jv.
to lanna.Macon Whoopie says:
is it just me or does she resemble a ape from that planet of the apes movie a couple years ago?
to Macon Whoopiemichigan is broke says:
hey dirtyJV, since when are piss ant interns allowed to make so many amateur bitchmade comments on the site? Check yourself guy… *** maybe im not an intern douchebag… How is your cubicle today in your broke as state, anyway im dirty jv i do what the f*ck i want buddy- DIRTY JV***
to michigan is brokePK$ says:
For the record, Dirty J(unior)V(ag), no one has seen your baseball… *** you crack me up, you should work here… Dirty JV ***
to PK$B.S says:
The never kiss a girl unless you have slept with her three times is a LIE….that’s a fact!
to B.Slanna. says:
yeah im sorry but i just don’t see how you can even get a girl in bed without kissing her. or maybe im just not that whorish.
to lanna.Anonymous says:
He’s full of shit
to Anonymousmichigan is broke says:
Not in a cubicle yet cupcake, I’m in class right now. I go to a college named University of Michigan, maybe you’ve heard of it…
to michigan is brokelanna. says:
ooooohh. so what you are saying is that you have a horrid weathered face and cottage cheese covered body. and that god awful accent. gotcha.
to lanna.michigan is broke says:
Not in a cubicle yet cupcake, I’m in class right now. I go to a college named The University of Michigan, maybe you’ve heard of it…
to michigan is brokeplease.. says:
lol i love how awesome people who go to UofM think they are. you’re not. just a normal person paying a hell of a lot more than anyone else to go to college.
to please..whowhat says:
I did girls that smoke, chicks who smoke are used to sucking on things…
to whowhatnunh says:
I like her freckles
to nunhnunh says:
Fight!
to nunhNik loves Kosher Dik!! says:
Dirty JV — you’re on the same career path as GetRad & Tristan. Good Job! Until the site runs out of money.
to Nik loves Kosher Dik!!dirtygirl says:
as long as people keep coming to the site and getting hits plus the ads,why wouldn’t the site last a decent amount of time?
to dirtygirlbeing bitter against nik and his staff is pretty immature.
isn’t the point of this site to rag on people who are posted?
not be bitter little b*tches about it.
Anonymous says:
I always thought she was cute!
to Anonymousmyeffinview says:
I’m always singing Niks praises,I’m totally struck by his celebrity but to say he doesn’t kiss a girl until he’s f*cked 3 times reminds me of Pretty Woman…and makes me wonder what kind of girls he’s baggin if he can play in their panties 3 times before kissing them, I thought that was first base? Nik must be a pimp to get 3 home runs without touching any of the other bases! …. I’m a smoker, you jerk, but I’ll pop a tictac for whats it worth lol,I can’t hate on Nik!
to myeffinviewMattC says:
I WANT MORE DIRT!!!
to MattCAnonymous says:
what a f*g. i did girls that smoke. i don’t, but i like girls that do… prolly the kinda guy that showers after sex instead of b4.
to Anonymousthis guy says:
hahaha JV so funny..i would talk mad shi too if i had an opportunity like these guys at thedirty
to this guyAnonymous says:
give us some more dirt
to Anonymousjourdan says:
totally, i want more dirt
to jourdan