Fame Getting To Elvira’s Head?

Posted in Boston, Dallas, Elvira, New England, Scottsdale, The Dirty | October 21st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, clearly “fame” has got to Kelly aka Elvira head. I was at district club where Elvira was partying, and that drunk chic came barging into the bathroom. The whole time she was in there she complained that she had to wait for a drink saying “don’t these people now who I am”…and then proceeded to tell her blonde beast of friend that she was clearly the hottest thing to set foot in the club. Then she hogged the mirror for about ten minutes so she could cake on lbs of make up to her freaking face. This chick needs to tone it down a notch….your not freaking Giselle…you work at a ghetto store that sells hood clothing in some basement. And next time you apply on make up for a freaking hour…make sure you remember to cover the stretch marks and ompa loompla lines from your fake tanner. Kelly we all know what you looked like before…I am pleased that the surgeons did a great job…but being humble in a quality you really need to acquire.

I actually think she is bigger than Giselle in the internet world.  She is the only reason people talk about Boston besides the sports.  Maybe I am just crazy, but if she was living in Dallas or any other city she would own it.  She is most famous person in Scottsdale and she has never even been here.- nik




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