THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, clearly “fame” has got to Kelly aka Elvira head. I was at district club where Elvira was partying, and that drunk chic came barging into the bathroom. The whole time she was in there she complained that she had to wait for a drink saying “don’t these people now who I am”…and then proceeded to tell her blonde beast of friend that she was clearly the hottest thing to set foot in the club. Then she hogged the mirror for about ten minutes so she could cake on lbs of make up to her freaking face. This chick needs to tone it down a notch….your not freaking Giselle…you work at a ghetto store that sells hood clothing in some basement. And next time you apply on make up for a freaking hour…make sure you remember to cover the stretch marks and ompa loompla lines from your fake tanner. Kelly we all know what you looked like before…I am pleased that the surgeons did a great job…but being humble in a quality you really need to acquire.
I actually think she is bigger than Giselle in the internet world. She is the only reason people talk about Boston besides the sports. Maybe I am just crazy, but if she was living in Dallas or any other city she would own it. She is most famous person in Scottsdale and she has never even been here.- nik
chedz says:
clearly fame has gotten 2 ur head, nobody in scottsdale cares about ur dirty celebs. they just make fun of em all, including u!!!
to chedzcupcake says:
She is only famous in his world. Leave him alone. Poor guy, he doesn’t know anything else.
to cupcakeOMG says:
Nik you are soo wack. Your website does not make people famous, sorry.
to OMGlanna. says:
his site got crow and 8 belles on paris hiltons bff show. NOT saying that makes them famous. b/c they aren’t. they’ve just gotten the farthest.
to lanna.Fat Bastard says:
This is one of the hottest girls out there!!!!
to Fat Bastardslappy says:
These comments are amazing. “She is the most famous person in Scottsdale and she has even never been here.” This whole site is just a big high school. A lot more out there Nik then the club scene. Grow a couple inches and you might see that.
to slappyhaggard says:
hahahha AMEN
to haggardAnonymous says:
Personally, I wouldn’t be proud to be a celeb only because people recognize me from thedirty! That’s not the kind of “famous” I would brag about. I mean…look at all the dirty celebs, they are famous cuz they are train wrecks, and we love watching their lifes go down the toilet! (I just realized the 2 most famous girls on here are named kelly!) Just sayin. Love you nik!
to Anonymouslanna. says:
reality shows are no different. i wouldnt want to be famous for being on here either.
to lanna.d says:
She’s a Socal 8 at best, def butterface.
to dhmm says:
Nik has got to have a deal with this girl to help her achieve fame. She isn’t THAT amazing. geez
to hmmGood Beav Gone Bad says:
Your 15 minutes are up, we are bored, go away and play with your new wiener, I mean winner.
to Good Beav Gone BadCFHjames says:
Elvira has fame?
to CFHjamesRoss says:
I have seen hotter in Boston..District is probably one of the trashiest lounges around, i dont know if i can even call it a lounge…give me a break. This Elvira (piece of trash) is a 100% high maintenance trashy bitch…granted i would f*ck her…..besides that she is probably as dumb as they come.
to RossBarney007 says:
She is big now, and freaking hot…just her boyfriend needs to lose the nepoleon complex and learn to dress…he could grow a couple of inches too…and nik what is up with these freaking pop-up ads to be a $30K millionaire on google from my home? I hoped you were better than that…sell out.
to Barney007... says:
amen, but he sold out a long time ago. As soon as everyone knew who he was he tried to make himself famous. All he turned out to be is a mirror image of everything he used to make fun of….times 10.
to ...Get a grip... says:
Get RID OF THE POP UPS…and just say ‘Yes’ to this girl already. Next thing you know, Nik’s gonna put a “Do you want to date me? Circle Yes or No.” at the bottom of her next post.
to Get a grip...charli says:
I agree!!!!!!! The POP UPS are a pain in the @$$.
to charliBrittany says:
Wow some needs some chapstick from all that ass kissing.
to BrittanySeigrfreid of roid says:
Bad photoshop on legs but looks very good.
to Seigrfreid of roidmax says:
Nik its so cute…. Your in love!
to maxdirtygirls says:
I have never heard of this girls name outside of this site. Your so called “dirty celebs” are trashy fake little girls with insecurities. Why do you think she has so much plastic surgery… Its really sad to see these girls do this to themself’s, they just look like a sex object to men. Is that all these girls want to be? It clearly shows that when she opens her mouth. Its nice to have the WHOLE package ladies. This chick is already looking used and abused… I live in Newport and when we see your so called dirty celebs out at clubs everyone makes fun of them Nick. I hate to break it to you. I have always liked your site and thought it was a awesome idea but now it clearly shows you have taken it too far & it truely has gone to your head. I miss the all natural beautys…Where the old Richie at?
to dirtygirlsBeantown bomber says:
RIGHT, SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLOW UP DOLL AKA VISINE RECEPTACLE.
I THINK BOSTON GIRLS SHOULD BASH THIS HOE WHEN WE SEE HER NEXT.
to Beantown bomberbeantown says:
First off Yea Nik i think its because your OBSESSED W/ Elvira……
Secondly- YUPPPPP She is def. not famous…….
and Third off -any girl with a pretty face, w/ caked on makeup, tit job, and a nose job.. that is skinny can look hot….
period…. this girl is NOT different from any other .. FACT
to beantownDrEndo says:
No chicks own Dallas…Dallas chews up hot chicks up faster than Scottsdale deports aliens! Elvira would get the same $20/dance every other stripper that looks like her gets here!
to DrEndocharli says:
“I actually think she is bigger than Giselle in the internet world.”
REALLY NIK???????? You’re as delusional as she is. Stop encouraging her an stop embarrassing yourself…I’m embarrassed for you.
to charliJunior High Drama says:
This site used to be awesome back in the dirtyscottsdale.com days. Now it’s boring and pretty dull. I still find myself checking it, but am hardly ever entertained. Nik, please realize you are not making anyone famous nor are you famous. However, it is somewhat entertaining to see that you really think you have an impact on society in any form, even in Scottsdale. True story.
to Junior High DramaJohnny Unitas says:
Child please…she is a not hot. I was at Wahoos 100 yards from my office yesterday, on Jamboree and Michelson, and saw at least 11 hotter girls walking around, wahoos, tanning, starbucks, you must be crazy.
to Johnny Unitasbadabing says:
Internet model? What’s that pay? Jack Sh!t.
to badabingElizabeth says:
Exactly!
LOL! Giselle makes millions of dollars. What’s Elvira making? What a joke!
to ElizabethKirk says:
Well said NIK, well said.
to KirkSolaera says:
“..bigger than Giselle in the internet world.”
Ha! This is coming from someone who now resorts to launching massively annoying audio pop-unders on his consumers just to keep the lame fame game afloat. Nothing lasts forever. I decided.
to SolaeraDZ says:
Nik you are in love and thedirty is for you to brag about the trim you don’t get not to make people famous…i’m not even gonna mention the giselle comment
to DZLOL says:
You realize Giselle is with Brady and that’s pretty close to Boston right?
to LOLROFL says:
Nik ur comment was so doucheyyyy noone cares abt her!! More famus than Giselle? U have 2 be trying 2 tap her ass lickerrr
to ROFLNO WAY says:
this chick is NOT hotter than Giselle and that’s bad because Giselle is a MAN.
I wish I saw a b*tch act like that in a Boston club bathroom b/c we would have beat her down haha
Famous on the internet is more LAME than being “Famous in Japan”
to NO WAYNY CHiCk says:
WHEN NIK RICHIE OR ELVIRA ARE ON TMZ…THEN ILL AGREE WITH FAMOUS…NO ONE OUTSIDE OF THIS WEBSITE KNOWS WHO BOTH OF YOU ARE! ITS THE TRUTH AND WE ALL KNOW IT…ITS JUST SOMETHING WE ALL GO ON WHEN WE ARE BOTH JUST LIKE FACEBOOK…IT HAS NO RELEVANCE IN ANYONES LIFE.
to NY CHiCkbeantown says:
Tru ahah even then probably not even.
to beantownNYCHICK says:
LOVE HOW MY POST GOT DELETED! YOU ARE A NOBODY UNTIL YOU HAVE THE PAPARAZZI CHASING AFTER YOUR ASS!
to NYCHICKLBreezy says:
TMZ? Paparazzi chasing you makes you famous? lol You are about as dense as they come, Bubble Head! Just because you watch them, doesn’t make them famous to anybody else, but you and whoever watches that sh*t! Hey wait a minute, I wonder if websites have the same affect? hhhmmm.. TMZ! lol Please tell me you are some young, inept teenage girl..
to LBreezyhate to say it says:
nik, i was a fan until a few days ago when you started going after Esteban Ochocinco. The man bounces checks to hookers – that is something to be applauded, not exploited on Twitter to try to get your pageviews up. One of your interns keeps deleting my comments as well, sad to see it go down this way. *** CRY ME A RIVER JT- DIRTYJV***
to hate to say itD-town says:
This girl would own Dallas???? She might be able to own the lame clubs that you come visit Nik, but the rest of the citizens of Dallas–who aren’t into the whole $30k millionaire scene–would just think this girl is another stripper at Baby Dolls.
to D-townKobraKai says:
If she is the most famous person in Scottsdale it shows Scottsdale sucks
to KobraKaiNicole says:
shes bangin.
to Nicoleugh. says:
her legs are photoshopped to hell.
to ugh.da best says:
haha anyone can look like that if they stop eating over tan and have a naturally unattractive face… sorry i dont see the hotness the body is good but im all about a full package. and she is not famous she is on this website just like majority of people
to da bestSTR8UP says:
Puhleeeze, this chick is the LAST thing Dallas or this Earth needs, she think’s she’s hot and famous b/c of the Internet? I guess. She’s old news…let’s get some new Hottie Mc Body’s in here that have some kind of personality.
to STR8UPasdfasdf says:
Nik, hopefully you get a deepthroat from her cause all your effort is weak on this. There is way hotter in Boston, they just dont read your small internet website or care about coking their faces at the club.
to asdfasdfMarco says:
She works at babydolls gross, nothing but skanks
to Marcoalah akbar says:
She is a solid 6.5 in Scottsdale. Sorry
to alah akbarGET OVER IT!!!! says:
Stop kissing ASS!.. nik…
to GET OVER IT!!!!plain truth says:
you know my posts get deleted all the time also-let me talk damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to plain truthfrank says:
not surprising. she looks like a dude. anyone ever associated with the mets past or present is gay.
to frankHA says:
WHO is this slug….I dont get it? there is a million of these things in LA!!
But i do have a question for her:
So when someone asks you “how r u a celeb?”do you say?Im a topic on thedirty.com.,where people talk mad trash about me, and my name nickname is Elvira???
or its just the attention…?
what has happened to this site?nik…?
to HAcaptain rotten crotch says:
***hey you little f*ggot im deleting your comments cause they are non sense… you got such a prob with the dirty… dont log on anymore you st*pid f*ck… if anyone can tell me who captain rotten crotch is send me an email anthony@thedirty.com and i will pay you for info*** dirty jv
to captain rotten crotchKneeSlapperrr says:
hahahah anthony@ thedirty.douche- LOSER! hahah- go wash that rotten crotch why dontcha!?
to KneeSlapperrrJohnny Unitas says:
slow down, your post makes you look like a donkey. fall back a bit, unless you always want to be JV.
to Johnny UnitasPK$ says:
Dirty JV, you don’t get your allowance til Saturday, you know that. Sit, down, STFU, and go back to giving Nik a hand job under his desk, rookie
to PK$lol says:
sorry any girl that needs to “cake” the make up on… isnt hot! besides just the way she was acting knocks her down to a 3 tops
to loldb says:
oooooof
to dbphotog says:
who is she?
to photogisn’t familiar outside this site i guess
420420420420420 says:
SHE GOT FU*KING BIRD LEGS,blow more POWDER OR CHOWDAR
to 420420420420420Johnny Rotten says:
Congrats, Nik. You are the new Colonel Parker and Jerry McGuire of the Net.
I just hope Elvira doesn’t forget who made her a star as she walks the red carpet.
to Johnny RottenbooMan says:
Wow, you people are seriously some of the dumbest people on Earth! Do you really think Nik feels this way?? Here is a word for you… sarcasim.
to booMan