Hottest Pro Basketball Player From Portland
Posted in Portland, The Dirty | October 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so his name is Behdad S*mi and he is a famous Pro basketball player from Portland, OR. I have not seen him in awhile, I heard he went overseas for the bball season but when he is in town I always see him out and about. He is so fine and his body is so bomb, im friends with him on facebook but I have never talked to him. From what I heard he is a great man and is not the stereotypical pro athlete. I heard he is single but from all the pics I see on facebook he is a ladies man and girls always flock to him, I also heard there was a rumor that he had been with actress Meghan Good. Nik, what should I do?
Hey Behmom when you submit yourself to TheDirty try using an email that doesn’t have your name in it next time.- nik
do me right says:
i could care less about this kid but the comments about players overseas not being good enough to make it to the d league?? thats crazy. you make more money working at mcdonalds than you do in the d league. overseas is good tax free money which is why guys in the league are opting to play in europe instead of the nba. im just saying.. carry on folks..
to do me rightWTF says:
He must like Purple Crayons !!!
to WTFOG DEUCE DROPPER says:
Hamed Haddadi plays for the Grizzlies….He is the first Iranian in the NBA….He is from Ahvaz, Iran….
to OG DEUCE DROPPERrareskills says:
i bet he likes fish sticks
to rareskillsKristina S**** says:
wow, you guys are all jack*ss’ . . .get a life, how is it possible to hate on someone this much. . . .you guys are all jokes and you think behdad would even care what any of you think. You must have no lives sitting behind your computer screen talking all this crap about him. Who threatens someones life? Who says all this dumb crap, I know thedirty is where people come and talk crap about people but honestly this is on another level. All it says is that behdad obviously has fans everywhere, whether they are good or bad ones, you are still talking about him, and hating on him for how good he looks and what he has accomplished. Google his name, theres like thousands of websites and articles and magazine articles claiming how great of a basketball player he is, how can any of that be fake. All you guys are just internet tough guys, most of you probably knew him or want to know him so all you do is talk $hit about him. . .get a life people!!! I AM THE ONE THAT SUBMITTED THIS ARTICLE, . No wonder the world is so messed up and no wonder celebs change once they make it big and never want to talk to people from their past, because of ignorant idiots like you guys, you guys create these monsters and when they defend themselves all you do is hate?? Everyone of you that said anything negative, you are just jealous of him, plain and simple, you wish you could look like him, you wish you could have his life, you wish you were something more than what you already are, you wish you had a better life, why put someone that works hard down for their accomplishments?? Nik im sorry but im done with your site, i know every1 will hate on me now but I dont care, I cant sit here and support this website that hosts nothing but scumbags. You call him a douche, looking in the mirror people, you are the real douche.
to Kristina S****Caliboy says:
He played in the ABA that is worse than minor league baseball. If you didnt want people to respond this way dont put lies in your post.
to Caliboybob says:
sad
to bobPerez Hilton says:
Hey sexy. Can I get unside your poop chute?
to Perez Hiltonpoop says:
At least he’s a good sport, but a short time in the ABA and playing one year at a very small school in Oregon isn’t much. He won’t make it in the NBA, but maybe a European league, doubt it though.
to poopCollege Girl,Rip City! says:
This is sick but at the same time I love it, CUZ WHILE YALL SITTING AROUND AND TALKING ABOUT “HIM” HE’S GETTING PAID!!!!!! And while yall yapping away about how he sucks! HE’S GETTING PAID FOR THIS!!!!! Hahahaha. So pleaseeee keep this going and making him more famous. I mean, how many ppl hate the Blazers and or Greg, and we just keep raising to the top. I cant wait, till yall cant stop seeing his face everywhere!
to College Girl,Rip City!Freudq says:
Alright Behdad , you are so cool
to Freudqpoop says:
He ain’t getting paid crap. Just cause you sucking him off don’t mean sh!t. So genius, how much did he make last year? Defend your man. How much really?
to poopCaliboy says:
ABA makes under $100 a game! And they typically play 40 games a year. Im not the best at math but I am pretty sure that doesnt even qualify for 30K millionaire status.
to CaliboyTimothy Lewis....Chi-Town Buckeye says:
why does that bottom photo look fake as f*ck? oh, b/c its photoshopped! you’d think he’d at least try and make himself look good while he’s altering the photo, but since he’s obviously a desperate dune coon, he’s got no brains either. to him we are all just infidels i suppose. this guy is f*cking useless and nobody who matters will ever know who he is. he is completely desperate, as evidenced by his self-post, desperate rebuttals via anonymous comments, and lame fake-as-f*ck photoshopped photos. european league is where the “careers” of basketball has-beens and never-were’s go to die.
to Timothy Lewis....Chi-Town Buckeyejc says:
This dude went to southridge hs in beaverton…never played on the team…now he plays pro ball over seas…id say hes came along way “prop”s bd
to jcFACT says:
He isnt getting paid much (if anything) for playing in an empty gym in front of absolutely nobody…
to FACTTim Lewis- the Chi Town Wigger says:
european league is where bball “careers” of has-beens and never-weres go to die. just saying
to Tim Lewis- the Chi Town Wiggerduh says:
lol it was already obvious by the content of this paragraph that he wrote it himself
to duhhehe says:
um hi is a hottie… who cares!
to heheHoopie says:
HAHAHAHA!!! Lebron Got Paid to Play AAU too, this doesnt mean you’re a pro…… There are high school teams that would win the CBA
to HoopieJohnny Unitas says:
I played hoops with him, he is horrible, cant jump, cant shoot…what a dick.
to Johnny Unitas**fun in the car** says:
behdad wassup boo!!! let these scrub @ss haters hate. . .dispite wat all these envious punks say, every1 knows ur famous, every1 knows you got money, every1 is just jealous of you and your life. . . girls want to b with you and guys want to BE YOU. . .why else would they spend this much time talkin about you. . .lol dont worry baby . .btw, u people can think im behdad or whatever you want but this def aint him, about all that photoshopped bullsh*t, behdads body is bangin, i would know, me n him had our “1 night” together, every1 knows especially any one of us females thats “been” with him. . .plus if you really doubt that much, go to his facebook, he has like 4 pics like that. . .you guys are just hating because he has it going on, not every1 air brushes or photoshops, some people bust their @ss in the gym, get off ur lazy fat butts and hit the gym instead talkin sh*t about a man thats so so so fine . . .this dude has been on a tv show and has things going on that none of you have, google him and stfu . . . .Beh i cant wait till you come back to PDX then again maybe you shouldnt cuz portland obviously doesnt deserve you, what a shame you haters are . . .luv ya boo
to **fun in the car**rude says:
you guys are all so mean! i guarantee half the people on this retarded website have self-posted themselves. seriously i mean, look at all the people on here, then underneath there is a comment on every single one saying ‘ i know this person ‘ well of course you do because thats why they put themselves on here, for you all to KNOW. they want attention they want to be known! this dude is no different, all you ‘men’ are jealous and all the girls wish they had him rather then their loser boyfriends who work at f*ckin skateshops and taco bell, or are so called ‘promoters’ in portland. why dont you all soak up all your pathetic misery and work towards making yourself better looking and more successful so then you wont have to sit on the internet and bash people that are better then you.
i would :]
to rudeto fun in the car says:
You are an idiot. Learn to spell and use proper grammar. Typing in ghetto speak is f*cking horrible.
to to fun in the carlol at all the people on here who need to hate says:
i dont think this guy is cute, but there is no reason to hate on him. especially since i dont think he sent this in himself. nik is just being an asshole and trying to stir up some publicity for his site.. and look, he’s got you all trapped. im over this site, it’s just douchebags talking sh*t on people they are jealous of or who f*cked their boyfriend (probably cuz you weren’t doin it right in the first place) or that they just wanna hate on. get a life people. how many of you have half the abs this dude has? or how many of you are actually following your dream and doing something you love for a living?? not very many of you. seriously, before you start talking sh*t, lets see what you all look like…. i bet you mo-fo’s are just as bad as the peeps you talk about
to lol at all the people on here who need to hateNo Mas Beans says:
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to No Mas BeansIs that a joke? says:
Behdad you are a joke. Quit changing the names and/or having the people you’ve brainwashed write positive things on here. Really you’re a 5’11″ ABA player on an 0 AND 9 TEAM! Nice wikipage too, we can see that was a self submit too. I guess I’ll see you on TV in May shaking David Stern’s hand when you get drafted to the NBA. I can tell you’ll make it from the youtube video of you tearing up all those scrubs in a pickup game.
to Is that a joke?Anonymous says:
its funny that you hate on him. . . (btw this is not behdad, or someone thats “brainwashed”, i dont even know him nor am I friends with him) but its funny that all you negative envious haters make fun of him playing in the ABA or overseas, his Wikipedia page, etc .. .first off, what PRO level bball team have you played on, and when was the last time you made WORLD history, he is the first Iranian pro bball player in the USA, when did you become the first of anything, the guy will for the rest of time be remmembered as “the first” of something, 1000 years after we all die, his name will still be in an encyclopedia for it, whether your a hater or not, that deserves respect and should be appreciated. . .i find it hilarious that all you jack@ss sit behind your computer hating your life away wishing you were him. . HOW DO YOU KNOW HE SELF POSTED ANYTHING?!?, just bc a lame jack@ss like Nik says that, you believe it, come’on guys, you cannot be that idiotic. He is famous whether you want to agree or not, he has fans and haters just like any other celeb, he has money, he lives his dream life because of his hard work and determination, what the hell are you doing? you guys that are hating to this level must be some miserable people. . a person that has accomplished and is still accomplishing as much as him should be a role model and appreciated, not put down bc he worked harder than you and he isnt stuck behind a computer screen jacking off and hating his life away like some of you. . .and another thing, just because some of us defend him why do you assume its him, or his people, some of us are HUMAN and know right for wrong, and Behdad, keep up the great work, and your bomb lol so you got a lot going for you!
to AnonymousChris Hunter- drinkfour says:
what a role model- posting photoshopped ab shots of himself. f*ck you. f*ck you
to Chris Hunter- drinkfourNeutral Opinion says:
This is all laughs. Enjoyable and again laughs. Behdad, I dont know you bro or ever seen u before. But few helpful pointers. First if your a persian ( like myself) and tryin to make it in pro sports( like myself) then many props. But there is a way to go about doing it my man. No need to brag or boast. Not even when you make it big. Humblness is a true sign of a true athlete. Look down the line, all elite athletes display that character. Second, Bro you gotta work on your vocabulary. A future employer will most likely take note of it. Its key to be well rounded in all areas my man. Lastly, responding on here only makes it worse for you. So we get it, ur trying hard to play ball and make a name for yourself. Thats awesome, I hope you make a good name for the persian community, in a good way hopefully and represent what ur made of through hard work and actions. Dnt take anything on here personal, people on here like to jab and have fun. Just use it as energy to get you to the next level. Good luck bro. And remember stay humble.
to Neutral OpinionSRHS Baller....Not. says:
hahahah, this guy tries TOO hard.
to SRHS Baller....Not.Kristina S**** says:
OKAY I LIED I DIDNT POST THIS. HE DID BUT I FEEL BAD FOR HIM HAHAHHAHA
to Kristina S****Kristina S***** says:
OKAY I LIED I DIDNT POST THIS. HE DID BUT I FEEL BAD FOR HIM HAHAHHAHA
to Kristina S*****THE REAL "Kristina S****" says:
first off, dont use my name looser, second off if your going to LIE and use my name at least get the last name right so you dont make it too obvious that your just another hater. . .you know what I LOVE more than anything is the fact that every single one of you haters doesnt put your real name, you guys are cowards, I guarantee half of you are the same people that smile and greet Behdad whenever you see him out. Get a life, if any1 posts negative things using my name, please know those are fake, I dont have anything bad to say about behdad. For any girls that are hating, just stop, all you bitches are just jealous that you either had him and lost him or never had him and want him . . .im not even gonna start on the guys, you are all just haters to the 3rd degree so no1 cares about what you have to say. . .”SRHS BALLER”, you and the rest of these haters are trying “TOO hard”, think about it, what has behdad done other than live his life, while you guys sit here and talk about him, its a sad sad world where people that work harder than others and EARN their fame/money/looks are hated on . . .
to THE REAL "Kristina S****"LOL says:
Behdad Aka Bagdad is probably sitting on his thumb doing more situps wondering why only the fat chicks are still hitting him up…Khaled- we on da move! lol.
to LOLكلب says:
why did u post this Kristina? This site is for shit talk. So, why do you act surprised that everyone is talking shit?
to كلبAnonymous says:
I’ve seen him with some bad b*tches tho and I know a bunch of bomb girls that f*cked with him, not gonna lie… But fat b*tches need love too lol … Hence he is a douche in my book, ya I’m a hater and proud of it
to AnonymousKristina S***** says:
This is also Behdad obviously there is no real kristina he made that so he could cover for himself posting this picture.. he just wanted to re assure himself that hes good looking and hes not. i went to southridge high school with him … and i go to portland state.. its f*cking hilarious
to Kristina S*****bad bitches says:
if any cute girl got with him its because they thought they could use him for something
to bad bitchesPdx girlie says:
He’s f*cking hot, is he single… Not that it matters lol
to Pdx girliebahahah says:
Just so you all know this idiot claimed he was some boxing champion in high school too and that he “wasn’t allowed to fight because his hands were considered weapons” lol!!! Nice.
And you aren’t pro anything, you’ve been driving the same busted-ass white pathfinder for at least 6 or 7 years now.
durka durka
to bahahahBehdads friend says:
For u to know all this says u were some1 that was close to him and now mad that he doesn’t give you the time of day… He has like 24s a tv and shit in his car, lol ur an idiot…. I’ve been friends with behdad since highschool and a loyal friend, why don’t any of you cowards post your real name, you wanna sy all this crap about him but don’t have the balls to put your real name… U guys are envious pathetic people that prolly smile hug and greet him everytime you see him…. Bd keep doing it big, for you to have this many haters shows ur doing everything right
to Behdads friendBehdads friend says:
Plus google his name, he has made history .. Plays pro bball, has been on a tv show Basically everything you haters have never done… Behdad your my boy don’t let non of these people ever change who you are, hopefully your not even wasting your time even viewing this site
to Behdads friendBehmom says:
Nik- you nailed it on the head- this kids new name is Behmom.
to BehmomZodpod says:
If people know your name because of the dirty, your not famous, you definitely don’t F*&^ meghan good. Your probably sitting there telling yourself people sweat on you because you have so many comments. I love that tools like this make the world go round
to ZodpodSRHS Baller says:
this guy is definitely a pro…..in the 24 hr fitness league! u should watch him school these high school kids!
to SRHS BallerLOL says:
I wanna f**k him so bad
to LOLAnonymous says:
who cares . . . he’s hot and i heard he was packing
to AnonymousBD's Wifey says:
I know Behdad personally…and yeah he is packing… the man can lay it down better than anyone I know. I had to waddle around with an ice pack between my legs. Not only can he give it hella good, the man knows what a woman wants, he can make me scream my own damn name because it’s the only one I can remember when he’s doing his business.
Oh and by the way…. his body is all natural and f*cking amazing. He is at the gym every day…oh and his turtle shell abs…hahaha its my new nick name for them. His body is so amazing I would eat off it, sleep on it and f*ck it until I couldn’t walk anymore. And by the way I have.
And as for his basketball career…it is real and he is kicking *ss in that. The man makes more than any of you loosers on this site. I mean really…do you not have your own lives? Are they so pathetic that you have to come on here to fantasize about his… let me tell you something. He has everything and anything he wants in life.
He is a good man, lover, athlete and fighter. So if you really wanna talk sh*t… bring it to the court and let him woop your lame asses.
Oh and thanks for continuing to talk about him… it just increases his popularity.
Please get a life and quit wanting his.
to BD's WifeyAM says:
He seems like the dude that thinks big dicks in his ass is good for his health.
to AMwishyouknew says:
He is amazing in bed! or I should say.. In car… mhmmmmm behdad
to wishyouknew