THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so his name is Behdad S*mi and he is a famous Pro basketball player from Portland, OR. I have not seen him in awhile, I heard he went overseas for the bball season but when he is in town I always see him out and about. He is so fine and his body is so bomb, im friends with him on facebook but I have never talked to him. From what I heard he is a great man and is not the stereotypical pro athlete. I heard he is single but from all the pics I see on facebook he is a ladies man and girls always flock to him, I also heard there was a rumor that he had been with actress Meghan Good. Nik, what should I do?
Hey Behmom when you submit yourself to TheDirty try using an email that doesn’t have your name in it next time.- nik
whatever says:
FAIL.
to whateverRandom says:
I’ll dunk on this fkn pussy.
to RandomNeil $tarks says:
I know this deuche, his claim 2 fame is that he is actually the 1st pro persian (sorry Nik, Iranian) ball player….what he forgets to mention is that he is in the CBA, which he claims “is a more athletic league”
I have never seen a lamer self post in my life!!!! wtf is Meghan good anyways?
to Neil $tarkspeanut says:
lol epic fail
to peanutyeah but... says:
WE THE BEST!!
to yeah but...Hrhkat says:
HAHAHAHAHA what a looooser and that douchebag 70s gay porn facial hair is so HIGHlarious.
sad that his finger got cut off by Meghan goods vag, HA..I almost feel bad for his parents to have given birth to such a moron…
to Hrhkatyou're funny says:
you know its one thing to make fun of him, but bringing his parents into some sh*t is low…you dont even know him. and if you ask me, you’re the douche cause you have nothing better to do than talk sh*t about someone that looks better than you…
to you're funnyhave nice day Douchey McGee
Vagisil says:
So Nik, … Would you?
=====D~
to VagisilATXgirl says:
what a douche
to ATXgirlAnonymous says:
LOL.
to AnonymousHAHA says:
WHAT A DUMB ASS!!!
to HAHAdik says:
LMAO! What a tool.
to dikCullen says:
hahah! way to humilate him over the intenet nik! great job:)
to CullenBehgranny says:
I heard he has a small Greg
to Behgrannydale of scotts says:
nice airbrushed abs douche
to dale of scottsyou're funny says:
they’re the real deal…go to the gym and figure it out.
to you're funnyWHITE BOY says:
TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
to WHITE BOYtoss-my-salad says:
lol damn owned
to toss-my-saladCrashdaddy says:
He’s for the gays. Fake SGM and ghey goatee…
to Crashdaddynosferatina says:
Sorry , but when a dude’s stomach looks like a turtle shell, it’s time to s-l-o-w-l-y back away from the gym for a bit.
He is not hot anf I hope we don’t see him around again!
to nosferatinacougar hunter says:
Is that DJ Khal*d…WE DA BEST!!!!!!!!!
to cougar hunterjoe says:
Nik, tell me you’re serious?? WHAT an as* clown!
to joeDarren says:
That is F’ing HILARIOUS!!!!
to Darrenwow says:
if your a famous pro player you wouldnt be over seas douche
to wowMe says:
Yes You Would In The Eruopean Leagues Idiot
to Meyou're funny says:
he’s not the one that wrote that on there douche
to you're funnyHrhkat says:
ha thats the best line here…
to Hrhkatchitownsundevil says:
What an effin’ toolbox. Either he or his publicist wrote this pile of garbage. Please, would someone in Seattle Jr. people beat this donkey?
to chitownsundevilTimothy Lewis....Chi-Town Buckeye says:
this turd doesnt have a publicist- publicists are for semi-important people and above. this guy isnt sh*t.
to Timothy Lewis....Chi-Town BuckeyeAnonymous says:
How can you be the “hottest pro basektball player from portland” if you dont actually play for a pro basketball team in portland? YOU ARE A DOUCHE! Playing overseas means you know you cant even make it in the D-League so take housing overseas and take sh*t salary. You might as well play for the IBL. I hear the Yamhill High Flyers are looks for some chumps.. I mean players…
to Anonymouscal worthington says:
ha ha ha…good one nik
to cal worthingtonSpongeBobNoPants says:
What a lil f*g… I hate when Arabs try and act black… Don’t they know they are destined for running a gas station mini mart? Duh.
to SpongeBobNoPantsyou're funny says:
and i hate when idiots talk and think they know what they are talking about…
to you're funnyyou’re an ignorant racist asshole and you need to go somewhere with yourself.
Silly CamelJockey says:
Nice of you to join us Behmom! Guess you’re feeling pretty dumb now after self posting so you’ve decided to comment multiple times under the moniker “you’re funny”?
By now, you realize that the DA sees right through your little ploy and sees you for what you really are – an idiot and a delusional loser.
Oh, and scrub that ridiculous v@gina off your face.
to Silly CamelJockeyclown shit says:
well put brother i noticed this fag commenting his shit too trying to save a sgred of decentsy,its too late g ass pumper the gig is up
to clown shitjc says:
now that is not only a douche, but forgy?!
to jchaha.. says:
shut the front door! he did NOT! hah
to haha..509 says:
Please tell me he didn’t! Best response from Nik ever- I decided.
to 509in oregon says:
i live in Oregon follow basketball, had a friend just graduate from Portland State after starting on the basketball team for two years. NEVER HERD OF THIS FLAMER. what a homo
to in oregonThis guy says:
Shut the fu@@ uppppppppp!!! what an ass baby
to This guypenis says:
is that a silver penis on his shirt in the top picture?
to peniscarl says:
How many sit ups do I have to do to be a douche? I was just wondering.
to carlyou're funny says:
none…you’re a perfectly good douche without the sit-ups.
to you're funnyTimothy Lewis....Chi-Town Buckeye says:
what a f*ggot, self-posting, then obviously commenting to poorly defend herself. sorry i think i meant himself.
to Timothy Lewis....Chi-Town BuckeyeHrhkat says:
…..I knew k-fed had a brother!!!
to Hrhkatzzzzzz says:
Wow, anyone who takes pictures of their own body is TOOLBOX. Bro who cares what ur stomach looks like, have u seen ur bootleg goatee??? The George Michael shadow is for the gays 100%
to zzzzzzRick Ross says:
Khaled we gotta go. We make hit records.
to Rick RossDEVILS4LYFE says:
Yea. Tell me about it. Reading the whole damn thing, I knew that DOUCHE was talking about himself. What a fag ass loser. Dude you can’t pull so you post yourself on the dirty? DOUCHE bag to the fullest extent of the law. FAG BOY.
to DEVILS4LYFEMeghan Good says:
I hear he can fit a basketball up his ass, not that I’ve seen him try or anything…
to Meghan Gooddr. doctor says:
EPIC FAIL!
to dr. doctorum… this is why people think Portland is full of douche bags and dipsh*ts. thanks, d*ck. btw… go away
J_Zee says:
EPIC FAIL!!!
to J_Zeejamysontucker says:
I mean, for heaven’s sake, the guy’s wearing a tee shirt with a c*ck ready to blow on his shoulder, what did you expect, intelligence?
to jamysontuckerAnonymous says:
This site is necessary. Thanks for calling this D-Bag out. I now have a Halloween costume. It is Dirty.com inspired. You should seriously look at trade marking the names you give to people and then selling the costumes online. Make them in China.
to Anonymousvalygirl says:
thats too effn funny…..you should have emailed him back without acknowledging the email name and seen what you could have got him to say more about himself.
to valygirlhaha! says:
LOVE it!
to haha!Luddite says:
Sending photohshop pics of yourself and praising your sexual prowess to The Dirty: FREE
Having Nik punk you out for an obvious ploy: PRICELESS
to Ludditesusan says:
great body
to susanTimothy Lewis....Chi-Town Buckeye says:
its photoshopped…look at the bottom of the shirt and the line there- obvious. this sand n*gger needs to get a life…and a f*cking face lift. yuck
to Timothy Lewis....Chi-Town BuckeyePDX_inthis_mofo says:
this F*G isn’t reppin any part of pdx….FI@Kin f*g doesn’t play ball either…tell this bitch if he ever comes to the southeast side he’ll get his ass put in the gutter…and way to go bitch you can tell by the comment put on the photo you wrote yourself you pathetic POS….don’t even talk about be a “pro baller” dude I’m gonna find you and end your pathetic life….
to PDX_inthis_mofoPDX pathetic says:
You mean come to beaverton and you’ll put him in a volvo station wagon and buy him a manufactured home?
to PDX patheticHahaha says:
Pwned!!1
to HahahaSilly CamelJockey says:
You’re a “Famous” pro basketball player that plays overseas?
Really?
Listen Behdad, just because you’ve managed to delude yourself doesn’t mean anyone with an IQ over 70 is falling for that line of cr@p.
Go back to jockeying the Squishee machine Habib.
to Silly CamelJockeynosferatina says:
Only losers play basketball in Europe.
to nosferatinaKristina S**** says:
Ummm Nik?? I sent you that email and posting . . . .some of you are really messed up, behdad is a really nice person, how do you say these things about someone you dont know? He didnt post anything. I sent Nik an email and I submitted this on his website so I have no clue as to why Nik wrote that. Just because someone admires someone else doesnt always mean that “that” person wrote about themselve. Beh I hope to see you again soon!!
to Kristina S****Anonymous says:
he is hot!!!
to AnonymousJRod says:
This is too funny. This guy has a Wikipedia page saying he should be a NBA player in the next year or two. I guess he made that up himself too!
to JRodBehdad Sami says:
This is really me. . .first off, Nik I dunno why you gotta lie and say I sent you that email when I didn’t, plus why would I write bout myself then send it from my own email, u a liar, make a prntscreen image of the email, post it and prove it cuz u know u lying, second I didn’t even know about this website till about 45 min ago, 3rd, that pic is not photoshopped or airbrushed, that’s a pic off my FBook that I took wit my cell phone so don’t hate cuz ur fat ass aint got it goin on, ya’ll are some clowns for real. . .reading the stuff ya’ll wrote honestly had me laughin my ass off, it was hilarious and I gotta thank all you haters bc without ya’ll I dunno where I would get my motivation to succeed. . .yall just down, jealues and mad that im living yall dreams and yall settled for that excuse of a life you live, for real I mean look at the time frame, 12am 3am 4am on a Friday night??? Talking dirt at that time, get a life, obviously im doing something right if all ya’ll is talking this much about me, whether its good or bad. . .4am?!?! haha wow, its honestly flattering the things that ya’ll said, while you sit behind ur lil computer screen hatin and wishin you was me . . for the people that had nice things to say, all 2 or 3 of u lol, ya’ll the ones I do this for. . .i love that hate, I love the lies, I just love it lol, thanks for makin me the center of your lil tiny world. -BD
to Behdad SamiNiqueBuck$ says:
This is Behdad lil brother and all yall some f*cking haterz 4real, big broz this is why we’re so successful rite now in life because of shit like this. We laugh at lames like yall, Behdad we already know what’s good and where you at in life. I’ll see you soon big broz, HATERZ keep hating we love the attention
to NiqueBuck$reality check says:
Who gives a f*ck who you are but learn how to paragraph and spell “jealous” whilst you’re out there “living yall dreams”.
to reality checkSilly CamelJockey says:
Was that written in English ?
to Silly CamelJockeyHAHA says:
This guy has a better chance of being a mascot…
to HAHAAnonymous says:
His wiki says he runs a 4.46 (doubt it). and he is really short. he could probably be a good role player on a bad team in a midget league though!
to AnonymousKristina S**** says:
he’s like 6 feet tall idiot, how is that short?… maybe short for a bball player. . .i have seen him out all the time, he isnt under 5″11
to Kristina S****