Hulk And Pelican


the hulk and the pelican are scary these days

the hulk and the pelican are scary these days

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so is it just me or are the hulk and the pelican: 1) looking orange? 2) looking scary/fake? 3) getting bigger? nik, please tell these girls to stop showing up in public, im getting nightmares.

All of Dallas is a nightmare… everyone thinks this looks hot.- nik


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  1. October 21, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    funk town says:

    all dallas has is beat b*tches these days these broads make me want to claw my eyes out with a rusty fork!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • October 26, 2009 at 7:01 am

      Anonymous says:

      not even dallas, even worse from garland.

      amber does NOT represent dallas chicks by any means, she falls lower on the totem pole then that

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  2. October 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    hulk lover says:

    i think she is hot as hell id hit that for sure

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    • October 25, 2009 at 10:50 am

      ha says:

      i like the blonde she looks like a life size barbie

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      • October 26, 2009 at 7:34 am

        Anonymous says:

        tell me amber, did you write that so the hulk:pelican ratio of compliments to sh!t talkers was even? please….everyone knows if they were to place both of you at a party, you’d be the one they’d make they homeboy ‘take for the team’

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      • October 26, 2009 at 4:11 pm

        oh wow says:

        haha, you are pretty ridiculous.
        do you really have nothing better to do with your pathetic life than to just sit on here and try to make people feel awful about themselves because you think its funny. why dont you grow up and get a new joke.

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      • October 26, 2009 at 5:23 pm

        Anonymous says:

        hahahaha what you don’t get is i didn’t even realize it was an OLD joke!

        you just made yourself look pretty pathetic, AMBER.

        and you’re right! i’ll tweet, twiddle and twat all day long about how beat you are. because everyone but YOU seems to know it. and funny? no. I find your pathetic attempts to look attractive HILARIOUS.

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      • October 27, 2009 at 12:30 pm

        ambeeeezy(the pelican) says:

        ummm i actually havent commented on this picture yet but for whoever was sticking up for me thanks (: and i know im not extremely hotttt lol &&&& im aware i have a huge nose but i really dont care! so yall can keep hating it doesnt bother me

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      • October 26, 2009 at 7:00 am

        Anonymous says:

        and the new drug you are on issss????? because no amount of any current drug would make me think that THING is a life size barbie. a walking, talking and deep roasted chicken…then yes.

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  3. October 21, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    lu lu says:

    i would hit it

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  4. October 21, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    Ew says:

    Thank You Nik. I efffn hate this look and guys like all of this ish.
    It’s so nasty but I guess it’s because the girls who look like this are easy sleezy skeezes

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  5. October 21, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    i heart kadie says:

    Kadie is a sweetheart. Not sure about the other one.

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  6. October 22, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Crew Jones says:

    what the F#CK is that thing in the top picture? it is freaking me out, im gonna have nightmares!

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  7. October 22, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    hmmm says:

    i like kadie but that amber girl is straight trash..i’ve never seen one bitch wear so much makeup and she’s still ugly lol…its disguisting

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  8. October 23, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Kadie says:

    dye your hair back blonde, the black is just making you look more orange. just saying, you look 10x better as a blonde..black is not for you dude!

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  9. October 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    kadie says:

    stop hanging around amber.

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  10. October 25, 2009 at 2:17 am

    yuck says:

    kadie is a HUGE sl*t, she pretended to be my friend and then i found out it was only because she had been sleeping with my boyfriend. total sk*nk

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  11. October 27, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    I like the fact that you don't know who this is... says:

    But it’s not Kadie.
    And it’s not Amber.
    And you probably won’t ever figure it out, which makes all of this just fabulous…

    To, “yuck,” who we all know is Morgan… You’re an obvious dumb ass in denial OR you’re really just that stupid. Craig, Craig’s friends, Kadie, Kadie’s friends, your friends, and you, yourself KNEW what was going on. It was no secret, so don’t play yourself.

    From the outside looking in, you always seemed to be the one trying to befriend Kadie. Not the other way around.

    So before you and your foolish friends try to corner Kadie in your world again, watch where you’re stepping, you don’t want to end up in mine. Watch who you’re pushing around, cause you may get slammed one day.

    And Craig f**ked Kadie because you don’t put out. Dumb broad.
    B!tch.

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  12. October 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    You dont know who this is says:

    But it’s not Kadie.
    And it’s not Amber.
    And you probably won’t ever figure it out, which makes all of this just fabulous…

    To, “yuck,” who we all know is Morgan… You’re an obvious dumb ass in denial OR you’re really just that stupid. Craig, Craig’s friends, Kadie, Kadie’s friends, your friends, and you, yourself KNEW what was going on. It was no secret, so don’t play yourself.

    From the outside looking in, you always seemed to be the one trying to befriend Kadie. Not the other way around.

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  13. October 27, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    omg! says:

    haha you tell her!

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  14. October 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Why says:

    Why would I want to take that back? … My computer definitely sent that twice.

    I’m definitely not ashamed of saying that sh!t. And I’d proudly tell you who I am if you wanted know…

    Reply to Why
    • October 29, 2009 at 2:46 am

      Anonymous says:

      if you ‘sent it twice’ you sure as hell changed alot in the second post.

      go ahead. make yourself know seeing as your so anxious

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  15. October 29, 2009 at 2:46 am

    Anonymous says:

    known

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  16. October 29, 2009 at 10:44 am

    Tee Meesh says:

    If you all really knew them well you would know that they are some of the only girls in dallas that will always be there for you and i couldnt ask for better friends than them :] they are the cheese to my macaroni and they are actually funny which is hard to find these days instead of superficial dummy heads that only care about social status and looks.

    I rest my case :D

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  17. October 29, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    people need to seriously stop hatin on these girls
    i have only been around them a couple of times but they are in NO WAY bitches or rude to anyone that DONT deserve it.

    let them live the life THEY WANT TO LIVE AND GET OFF THEYRE JOCK

    :) and for all you haters heres a message to YOU
    GO EAT A D!CK :)

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  18. October 30, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Team-Blitch says:

    They have personality and im sure most of these ppl hatin are boring hags that have bananas up their bum and never have anything remotely interesting to say other than talking ish…. and i agree with the comment above about the eating of the flesh. lol

    -dingo lingo

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  19. January 23, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    my two cents says:

    I have no idea if these girls are nice people or not or if they deserve to be ridiculed but this look isnt working…..just for the record though, neither is the beefed-out muscles, ED HARDY attire, blowout-hairstyle look that the guys who hang around these chicks have. its all just a terrible nightmare…

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