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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Reggie B this douche thinks he is a singer and a heart throb.  He thinks he is just way too cool and thinks he is better then everyone.  He creeps on girls constantly and tells then a whole bunch of bullsh*t about how popular and bigtime he is, then he will lie and say he hooked up with them if he is seen with them.  Dude wears the same clothes all the time, his clothes are so gay that everyone notices.  Nik dude is wearing a lace shirt for gods sake, and he’s wearing a cast at the bar.  Even being seen with this guy is bad news for girls… I wonder who the one person to sign it was??

The cast is probably fake… it is a peacock tactic to lure girls into conversation.  This guy smells like a creeper and looks like a vagrant.- nik


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  1. October 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Anonymous says:

    That must not be Supercuts, but OTHERcuts.

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  2. October 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Dick Griffey's SOLAR RECORDS says:

    Thats the new chick in SHALAMAR. Congrats to Mickey Free.

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  3. October 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    so legit its ridic says:

    forgy. nuff’ said.

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  4. October 30, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    nosferatina says:

    Okay, well I find his pants a little on the ghey side and his blond extensions scream light in the loafers.

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  5. October 30, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    BIG CHILLIN says:

    Thats Nik’s cousin from arabia…..cuz i said….

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  6. October 30, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Wow says:

    Dont know who posted this but so you know… Reggie IS gay, so I doubt he is creeping on girls

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  7. October 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    He dont pay the janitor either says:

    I know this dude,Im a contractor, I met him to put a bid on “his new club” he fed me a ton of crap on how he has clubs in Italy and India. He also said that he wanted the job done for 1/3 of the cost because of IRS problems. He is a snake, scumbag piece of garbage. His club never opened and he he never paid me for the prints I made for him. I also heard his girlfriends, dad is the janitor at “his club” and they never pay him If see this punk out, I’m gonna give him a crack! F this guy.

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  8. October 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    petemoss says:

    T*d B*ndy wore this technique out

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  9. October 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    OCTrout says:

    This jerk off jerked it so hard that he busted his hand…

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  10. October 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    LBC says:

    Hey… its the dude from Parks & Recreation. He’s hilarious!

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  11. October 30, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    me, snitches says:

    milli vanilli?

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    • October 30, 2009 at 6:48 pm

      Milo Durst says:

      Damn you beat me to it!
      “Girl you know it’s true! He’s an axe murderer… ooh ooh ooh!”

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  12. October 30, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Crazy Dude says:

    My friend was DJing at this crappy *ss club called Dream Lounge and I remember seeing this douche bag there…thought he was the sh*t and walked around like he wasn’t a terrorist. Totally for the gays!

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  13. October 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    I See a...... says:

    QUE*R!

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  14. October 31, 2009 at 7:45 am

    Farts-n-Rainbows says:

    Yeah, my gaydar is going off….does he like purple crayon?

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  15. October 31, 2009 at 8:42 am

    dballstar says:

    This guy opened a club in Downers Grove and it was out of business in 3 months…. lol

    No one invest any cash with this guy.

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  16. October 31, 2009 at 10:37 am

    jomama says:

    this is a woman….or something like that…

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  17. October 31, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Shuffle Demon says:

    laces..someone tell his guy that the pirate look went out of style ages ago..hell even the gays wouldn’t bang that thing!

    Reply to Shuffle Demon
  18. October 31, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    WHAT A INDIAN BUCKET says:

    NICK
    THE HOMOGHEY HERE OPENED THIS CLUB CALLED WHITE IN THE SUBARBS OF CHICAGO…. HE THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE THE NEXT TRYST…ALL HE BROUGHT IN WERE LOCAL INDIANS WHO DRESSED JUST LIKE HIM AND THE REST OF THE GUESTS WERE HIS PARENTS FRIENDS..MOSTLY GREASY INDIANS…. PLEASE FIND OUT AND BLAST THIS HOMO FROM CHICAGO….YOU MIGHT FIND HIM TO BE THE #1 HOMO OF THE DIRTY.COM

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  19. October 31, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    obama says:

    Sangia!

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  20. November 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Mark says:

    is that like Too Short in the top picture or something?

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  21. November 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    MALAKA says:

    ISN’T THIS GUY MARRIED TO THAT NASTY POLAK CHICK WHO USE TO BE AT ALL THOSE SURREAL EVENTS?

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  22. November 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    hm says:

    You people are so ridiculous. His club in the suburbs was great. Very classy. AND the one in they city is even better. This website is garbage! Just like the trash person who put this on here. Why is that a successful man is being dissed? you all are haters. Can you accomplish opening up a club? Didnt think so. AND it wasnt called white you f*cking idiot. Reggie keep doing your thang!!!
    ab

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  23. November 1, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    WestBurb says:

    I went to this guys club in Downers, met him and he gave me the grand tour. He was a nice enough guy,but full of crap. Anybody who boast like he did about having clubs around the globe , he has all this money,his brother is a fed or FBI or something and he can get any permit past and no one will bother him because of that fact is full of sh*t. Keep in mind I just met him!!! lol I think this guy has the charisma and know how to have a hot club, he just needs to get out of his own way.

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  24. November 1, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Finally!!!!! says:

    This guy is a huge douche, Stardust was a joke, and Dream was cool when it was Crem, now its just a sh*thole, with the old stardust floor mats. Did you think no one would notice Reggie? You loser, and your sister is a fat whore. The last thing you should have sitting at the front door of a club is a 45 year old fat chick with braces, and greasy hair. And HM is def Reggie, when he opened stardust he went on every website (like metromix & yelp) and wrote awesome reviews about himself that were so scripted anyone could tell they were fake. Gross can this guy go back to India or Cuba or Miami or where ever he is from PLEAAASSE!

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  25. November 2, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Crazy Dude says:

    Hrm….I didn’t know owning a club was making it big time….Also, successful man eh…that club downtown was f*cking DEAD no one was there, the women looked like and I believe they were hookers, you had midgets running around that looked like they were c*ked out of their head, charging 20 dollar cover for a f*cking place that smelled like a toilet and had bartenders that had NO idea what they were doing…yeah….real successful dude…can’t wait til he get arrested for raping little boys

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  26. November 2, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Henry MM says:

    I agree to hm. Does Reggie have to impress all of u f*cks by wearing what u like….bull sh*t. If you see his girl or know his girl, then let me see who is going to call him a F*g. The janitor is a black guy and is not Reggie’s girls dad. If you guys want to clarify something with him why don’t you guys go straight up to him and ask him, you hypocritical bastards….go get a f*uckin life!!!

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  27. November 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Johnny says:

    Cool hindu in da house!!! He looks like a bollywood actor! He also looks like your typical roma gypsy from europe. Get the f*ck outta here.

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  28. November 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Anonymous says:

    you guys say he dont know anyone? look closely at the female she septembers playmate of the month,,, pick a pic that doesnt have a celeb and maybe we’ll believe you..

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  29. November 2, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    lol says:

    The club in the suburbs had the WORST service of all time! From the extreamly bitchy coat check chick to the slow as hell bartenders…. Seriously, there would be 5 people in the club and it would take 30 min to get a drink. Ill never reccomend another thing this guy does till he learns how to provide decent service.

    The only good thing about it was the decor…. but it is too hard to keep everything white and it ended up looking scummy after only a month…

    No wonder it closed up

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  30. November 2, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    lol says:

    This club had the WORST SERVICE EVER!!! The coat check lady had to be the worst person of all time!! I have never had such a terrible experience in my life.

    The bartenders were also slower than hell….

    Worst Idea Ever….

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  31. November 2, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Henry says:

    “Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy — in fact, they’re almost incompatible; one emotion hardly leaves room for the other. Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil…”

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  32. November 3, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Pussy Galore says:

    Chico De Barge?????

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  33. November 3, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Mikey Mike says:

    why would anybody be jealous if your clubs sucked?

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  34. November 4, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Marco says:

    This guy works at the 7-11 a couple blocks away from my house

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  35. November 4, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Jimmy says:

    as if anyone wants to party with this greasy indian

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  36. November 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    tomskii says:

    reggie is a pimp. if you dont know you better ask somebody.

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  37. November 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    tomskii says:

    type in reggie bejamin on youtube and check the promo video out,

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  38. November 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    tomskii says:

    **benjamin

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  39. November 15, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    CAMELBANGER says:

    This Guy Is A Nothin But a LIER…. Believe me, we’ve done Business with Him before… And learned the Hard Way. REGGIE, GO POUND A CAMEL YOU LOSER. Keep getting all your Club Decor from Ikea, and stoop Spray Painting Everything White. ALAAAAAAAAAH!

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  40. December 1, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    big time says:

    reggie’s girl iwanna looks like a eastern block crack whore who wanna suck yo dick-the best part about dream is the wall of fame in the back with pictures of reggie and other d-list actors and wannabes from the late 80s to early 90s.

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  41. December 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Anonymous says:

    reggie’s girl iwanna looks like a eastern block crack whore who wanna suck yo dick-the best part about dream is the wall of fame in the back with pictures of reggie and other d-list actors and wannabes from the late 80s to early 90s.

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  42. December 15, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    only hating this guy says:

    I dont have on nice thing to say about this guy! He would lie to anyone including his only family. This slum dog wanna be millionaire has only gotten to where he is by lying and stealing from other people. Look at his yearbook picture, what a joke! Reggie doesnt know but, one night as his club Sky, my buddy fcked his girlfirend in the office there, he said she wasnt that good, it was qucik so reggie wouldnt find out.

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  43. February 19, 2012 at 7:29 am

    delta says:

    one thng is for sure, he’s a big time lier!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats all i have for you guys. the rest is in whatever u guys believe.

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