THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at Subway yesterday and in case you didnt know… Subway is a pager friendly establishment and your beeper will have a signal… But no there is no phone bank unfortunetly…LMFAO.
You know you created a monster when you can’t even eat Subway in peace.- nik
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Nik, that cucumber is pointing in your direction:)
Is that you Nik??? It doesn’t look like you!
that’s F@ggot ass camel Nik!
Unneccessary
hahahahahha who wears a beeper, do you deal drugs to grade 7 kids?
btw – thanks for the t-shirt Nik it just arrived.
I’d rather wear a beeper, than be seen in a douche bag “dirty army” t-shirt. Get off Nik’s balls you f’n queer.
you’d rather wear a beeper…you’re a f*cking tool too then loser.
let me guess, you wear a beeper and assliction gear you Fashion Bitch!
you’re a total f*g jer world
What idiot took the time to take this pic and send it in?! Pagers are definitely obsolete but some people still have to use pagers for work. Doctors being one of them….. highly doubt the poster of this pic makes anywhere near a Doctor’s salary. But I bet this poster sure looks cool because he doesn’t carry a pager. Also, why would he need a phone bank? When you were stalking this guys you didn’t take the time to notice he has a cell phone as well on his belt clip???
Yep people in the medical profession still use pagers. I work in EMS and that looks like the same type of pagers that they give us.
Only cool people go to lunch by them selves…. NOT!!!!!! Wheres your boyfriend nik??
you’re an idiot, hospitals and other establishments use pagers for work.
Maybe he is waiting for a heart…. geez ppl are so mean man!!!
For all you know he might work at the hospital as a doctor or EMT, not too brilliant of a post, pagers are still being used and are required to be carried at all times. You wouldn’t know anything about it because the closest you ever came to medical school is watching scrubs on your fat ass, oh wait your eating subway that must make you a pretty healthy person, yeah right. lol get a life.
You just suggested that Nik is a doctor or EMT. Congrats.
It’s nik you f-ing retards!!! He isnt a doctor either, god damn you people are dumb as ish!!!!
What’s up with outfit? Do you moonlight with the phone company or something?
Tony Hawk called, he wants his childish Fag Phone back.
Sorry but too funny. I love you nik but whats with the beeper? So 80′s.
Is that Nik? I didn’t think he even knew how to tuck his shirt in.
In case some of you idiots didnt know a beeper works on a different frequency than cell phones and is available in more places. Plus with a beeper he can pick and choose who to call back. By the way Nick it looks like you moonlight for Rent-A-Center with that outfit. Maybe you can drop off some big screens to some 30K millionaires while you are at it.
Whoever took this picture, is an idiot? Hospitals still use pagers, so they can be alerted when losers like you overdose on blow. Go stuff your face with a 6″.
true that
Nik..this looks like you? But I dont think you would wear your shirt tucked in.
Anyways to the person who sent this in..first off, its creepy you would take a secret photo of someone enjoying lunch on what is probably his lunch break and TWO I guarantee the beeper is for his work..so nice job at trying to be clever but some business still rely on pagers.
Got gut?
Delta Force carry pagers as well. Not saying this guy is Delta, but you never know
Yes you do if you have ever seen what a special operator looks like you would know for a FACT this is not an operator in the “unit”, the majority of them look like professional athletes. D-Boys only carry pagers when at the house or horrors or during a shift at the compound. No I am not a Delta, but know a thing or two about SFO and Fort Bragg. PS ODAs carry pagers too homeboy.
I see huge gut Nik! Glad to see you on Jerad diet.
Notice how he is eating alone
So
Doesn’t really look like you. That angle is very unlfattering for your waist (would be for most of the posters here including myself).
Midas Muffler called. They want their uniform turned back in.
your guys r idiots!! thats not nik, wheres the booster??
really?? for a good minute i thought i was looking at a short 35 year old dad.
dude how sad…
that’s an insulin pump u a$$hole. it delivers insulin to diabetics. i thought this site was to put ppl who ask for it (by acting/looking like idiots) on blast. this isn’t funny and is just ignorant. failed attempt.
No, that NOT an Insulin pump…it’s a Motorola Minitar…and it’s used by Docs, firemen, cops and many other businesses where people are on call. Did you sprinkle some retarded on your cereal today?
nik is fat
the dude’s just trying to eat lunch. he’s not bothering anyone. Leave him alone.
its a long distance pager. Hes probably on call for something hospital related.
lmfao
Where can I send you the Gutbuster? Fat with puny arms is no way to go through life.
Nik – am I the only one that is going to say that you look like you are praying to allah right before your meal? Did you wash your feet off in the sink at subway before you faced mecca?
I know better – that isn’t your fat stomach – you are obviously wearing a suicide belt.
A pager, and riding a bike? Really? The 1980s called and they want their sh(*t back.
Your comment is dumb, you are dumb,
What is that uniform for?
Are you working at a Subway?
Hmm some ppl use the pagers to check out the lines, they’re gambling pagers
Ok stalker
I don’t get why this picture is funny.. at all
This is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen. This poor guy is just eating his lunch. I would love someone to take a picture of you and post it…..F*G.
haha that sh*t is funny. he made him self a celebrity
As others have said before many professionals still are required by their employers to carry a pager. Pagers run on different frequencies than cell phones and therefore are less pron to failure. As far as him sitting alone many of us who work real jobs where there aren’t set lunch breaks eat alone. It’s called being task oriented where we don’t need a supervisor telling us how to take a crap all day. Maybe he just got done visiting a client and he decided to grab a bite to eat on the way to his next appointment.
You guys are f*cked up. Wow! Hope karma comes and bites you in the f*cking ass. “Ohhhh look at me I have so much money. lmao! ohhhh look at that guy with no money have to use his pager lmao” dude seriously Nik, how old are the kids posting these comments? Piece of shi*
The people refering to this guy wearing a pager are a bunch of idiots!!! The guy is wearing an insulin pump, my co-worker is a diabetic, and cousin are diabetic!! Get real before you start calling people out.
Doctors carry pagers!
umm Nik..doctors and some hospital personnel HAVE TO carry pagers..part of the job…and I saw you at Harrahs pool party in November, you are ugly, maybe we should be putting Nik Richie on blast