Leather Face

Posted in Cougars, Scottsdale, The Dirty | October 13th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is michael or as I like to call him leather face, from his old weathered overly tanned face.  This guy is way past his glory days but still is determined to be a douchey trout who thinks he is king of the world.  He preys on girls at dirty pretty cause its so dark in there you can’t really tell he is in his 40′s.  Girls fall for this lame 30k saggy ball douche all the time thinking he has money cause he occasionally buys 1 bottle yes 1 bottle.  He still goes to tailgate at half of the ASU games trying to get underage girls drunk and he will try and buy dudes drinks so they will bring him to their after party.  He is awkward old doesn’t have any money and preys on little girls, oh Mike grow up buddy.

Living the dream… most of these Trouts moved out of town during the Great Depression in Scottsdale 2 years ago.  Got to give him credit for surviving like the true reptile he is.- nik




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