Loomis Finest 2 Equals Dirty Celeb Status
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is smoking hot and her life is all about partying. We need to make her a dirty celeb bacause there is a lot of dirt on her around.. and since she is an attention wh*re this will be perfect for her. and nik you cannot deny she is a dime piece?
She is not even close to a dime piece. She has a mouse face. DIRTY ARMY, what should we name this Sac-Town Rat?- nik
Rug burn on the knee there??
SELF POST HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AND YES KNEE BURN FRON SUCKIN EVERYONES DICK!
Self post….you suck, come back when you get +2′s
Look at the top pic then look at the bottom one….something wierd?? I think so…try looking at the boobs…yes folks they aren’t the same. Looks like someone invests in some good ‘ol Chicken Cutlets!! Can’t hide those ittie bittie titties in a bathing suit sweetie! On second thought there might be a little more than one per side in that dress. Wow…….normal boobs don’t grow that fast over night and we all know you didn’t pay for new ones. Stop teasing the boys with ”fake advertisment” at the bars you wh*re.
OMG!!! She DOES have a mouse face!! That’s freakin’ hilarious…She’s cute tho
sacrat
hmm negative cause she is missing +2′s
Name her CamoTits.
you remember teenage mutant ninja turtles? what about master splinter?, splinter? or mrs. splinter? something with splinter
Sacdusa
Chunk E.Cheese
Sac Rat…because she is packing thunders .
they can be the The Thunder Rats
sacto gutter rat,,,prob too long of a name tho
How about Stuart Little Tits?
hahhahahha
ratatouille
MEDUSA – her hair looks like snakes and she turned me to stone.
She does look like Medusa!
How much fing shampoo do you think it takes to get all that sht out of her hair?
I say we name her after the all knowing sensei from Teenage Mutant Nija Turtles “SPLINTER” he was a half man half rodent also.
How about PIG NOSE or the JOKER
Splinter…
minus mouse ( since she has no +2″s)
Bride of Chuckie
chesse chaser
hella funny, i like this one
we all know we would…
nope
GUS GUS
good one…cinderella right?
OMG! I look very similar to her but with dark hair. I’m a frickin mouse. FML
mouse face…how about fievel ya know from those kids movies
I second this one. Fievel.
sacratatouille is her name i think. love the site bro. Some of the comments you make are all time love it.
haha! I like that one!
hahahaha agreed!!!!!!! love this one!
i think shes pretty tho- but u cant pass up a good name
loomis’ finest! haha perfect
Fivel
HAHA best one yet
whats up with the HUGE EYEBROWS?
i’m feeling mighty mouse.
but i like “splinter” too.
How about Chedda for Chedder Cheese ’cause her hair is cheese colored and she is a rat.
Sac Flat is her name….
Rat-a-toothee
loomytoon
loonytoon+lommis
we want more pictures of loomtown!
loomis+looneytoon=loomtoon! or loomtown!
The Sac-Rat
RATSAC
Call her “Needs tits”.
I went to high school with this girl and I know for a fact that she is a dirty hoe! I can’t walk down the streets of Loomis without bumping into 10 guys she’s f***ed and her vagina looks like a poorly packed suit case because of it!
RIVER RAT!
RIVER RAT!
RIVER RAT!
RIVER RAT!
Queen of the Damned
Can we call her Mrs. Frisbee?(from that scary cartoon with the rats, Mrs. Frisbee and the Rats of Nimh)
I think she’s better lookin that the one he said yes to.
my homie dates this skank. tooooo funny
hairy sac
Yup… like the man said.. “Minus Mouse”
suck – e- cheese
sacRATes
name her “GUTTER SNIPE”
How about Orkin- you need an exterminator to get rid of that mouse and you will have that smell even after she leaves.
Gretchen Junior
Send her to me snotty kids..She’s cute as a button and that cute lil face and smile means she has a sense of humor unlike you idiots.
I bet you’re some fat kid that beats off to this photo twice a day. Way to ”stick up” for your Dirty girlfriend. Ew.
i wouldnt mind if her head was between my legs ….juss sayin allisons cute
Mighty Mouse or Minni Mouse. I think she’s cute! And they are pretty hot for Loomis chicks! I mean come on now!
She looks like Cindy Loo who from The Grinch stole Christman. I would call her Cindy Loo Screw
HEY!! WATCH IT!! I get told I look like Cindy Lou Who all the time….or Tinkerbell. This skank is not hot enough for those classifications buddy! Although….I like the ”Cindy Lou Screw” analogy….well said. What a wh*re.
MINNIE!!
she looks like anna lyn mccord or whatevr from the new 90210 show…I think her name should be Minny McWh*re
ID SAY HOODRAT. OR RATATOUILLE MAN SHE HAS SOME BIG CHOPPERS
mini-mento
THE LOOMIS LEMMING
Nik her name is Sac Town Rats Nest……STRN>>>check please
Dude- is this all you fckin do is write on these sites all day? You are one messed up MO FO. Drunk fck who never knows WTF he is sayin. Such a complete ugly ass puke. >>>>> check please
just call her the divorced whore
whats up in the 1st pic she has cleavage go n on and the second she looks flat chested … WONDER BRA MUCH !!!!
ratfink!
She does have +2′s….obviously the boat pic is ‘pre +2′s” My vote is for Mini Mento…Even though its kinda cheesy
I like MEDUSA and Splinter!!
I would… i mean… I have. She takes it anywhere you want it…
this b*tch is crazyy….. im dating one of her best friends who lemme no shes got h*rp*s. foul and had fcked every guy in the area. +2s needed for sure
Ight for ya dumb mutha f*ckas who dont know her name is alison b*rdon loomis hoe of the century was probably f*ck 20 guys by her jr year at del oro in school. me being one of them. i still regret it. but dont mix sac town trash with us fine people loomis. Nik ur a dumb muther f*cker you obviously dont know what u put Loomis’ Finest Is Marriage Material is the same girl
the chick next to her looks like a girl named alyssa but im not toooooo sure.
I should have killed myself along time ago when i first tried. This girl is bonkers beare
I would drag my penis a mile through burning gasoline just to taste the water from a puddle she once jumped over
dude u have issues. i would never…ever…EVER do harm to my jr like that. u need meds.
all of her post are self postings unless one of her friends are posting her because he myspace profile is private. but obviously she’s not camera shy because she is showing her ass off on her default pic!
Her name is FIVEL!
I’d just call her “Ed” as in “Scissor Hands”
Those fingers are creepy……works with her teeth too as in Mr. Ed
i feel bad for her kids. shes gonna raise them to her standards..which means they will be white trash. attitude needs to goooooo bitch.
She’s fcking hot
ok, so yeah shes pretty, but to be honest she looks fake. I like REAL women. I think some women try to hard to live up to other peoples standards when they are naturally beautiful. so quit bein fake(:
dude I swear i saw her on cheaters lol