Mommy And Daddy Must Be Proud Of ASU Daughters


asu MOMMY and Dad must be proud

asu MOMMY and Dad must be proud

asu MOMMY and Dad must be proud

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i dont think ASU campus is a war zone, so it looks like this Freshman is having a gas mask session. Her mom and dad must be proud she is learning so much on campus….

Sorry for the delay in posting this afternoon… I was fighting with my new girlfriend through text message and had to catch a flight to Orange County for Game 5.  Just wanted to let you know so you didn’t think I was getting high like these fine Arizona State students.- nik


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  1. October 21, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    max says:

    At least they have their seatbelts on….Safety first!

    Reply to max
    • October 22, 2009 at 10:20 am

      LBreezy says:

      Who cares? Its weed. And I call bullsh*t on your busy schedule dude! You name drop worse than a girl! Sorry I had to go to game 5… I was text fighting with my new girlfriend…. Let me guess, you ‘re going to the world series, the superbowl, NY for New Years, etc. We get it man, you’re cool and edgy! lol You’re the coolest guy at Shinanigans!

      Reply to LBreezy
  2. October 21, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    girls are so much drama.. thats why i dont have a gf..there is always something wrong.. expecially the hot ones they always bring drama. . but they look so good naked..

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  3. October 21, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    toss-my-salad says:

    always be prepared for a chemical attack amirite?

    Reply to toss-my-salad
  4. October 21, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    notsomuch says:

    nik just name dropped a GF… so that’s proof he’s not for the gays huh? on the fence.

    Reply to notsomuch
    • October 22, 2009 at 5:41 am

      Sand N!gger Nik says:

      Sand N!gger Nik is a F@G. You were busy trying to sell more pop up ads. K!ll yourself dirty r@ghead.

      Reply to Sand N!gger Nik
    • October 21, 2009 at 11:55 pm

      Yawn... says:

      Ummm Sweetie…. not proof in any way shape or form…. he’s just trying to cover up not having one… by announcing that he does… LOL! He’s not capable.. he has the maturity of a 9 year old and no female has the desire to wipe his runny nose and change his diaper. TRUST!

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  5. October 21, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    LOL! says:

    Ummm Nik…. are you trying to make it new and exciting for yourself by renaming your hand as your “new girlfriend”? We ALL know it’s not likely for you to achieve a real human girl to put up with your tragic, pathetic, whiny, self. In fact… I’m shocked that your hand hasn’t dissected itself off from you out of sheer boredom from pulling on your tiny weiner.

    And this post will be deleted by DELETE WH@RE Nik in 3… 2… 1….

    Reply to LOL!
  6. October 22, 2009 at 12:09 am

    DJ the real one says:

    Girlfriend????? What’s his name?

    Reply to DJ the real one
  7. October 22, 2009 at 12:27 am

    Far says:

    Those girls are smoking!

    Reply to Far
  8. October 22, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Ether says:

    Who cares Nik? It’s pot. You should try some Nik, all that stress making your hairline recede will all go away. Maybe then you’ll grow some back. C’mon noodle arms try it.

    Reply to Ether
  9. October 22, 2009 at 12:40 am

    props says:

    bad news: smokin and driving ain’t cool
    good news: smoke those trees! and gas maskin it? niice. im proud that they can smoke like pros lol

    Reply to props
  10. October 22, 2009 at 12:43 am

    wrong school says:

    i think im going to the wrong college ASU looks way better!

    Reply to wrong school
  11. October 22, 2009 at 12:43 am

    jummaa says:

    Good one Hoomar Koomar or whatever your other name is. Maybe you will be a bit nicer. Don’t start it off by fighting tho.

    Reply to jummaa
  12. October 22, 2009 at 1:25 am

    I ♥ Gas Mask Sessions says:

    But really Nik? Fight over text. Blehhh and she’s new? I’m a chick and if I were a dude I would dump a b*tch for stupid ish like that it’s pretty high school.

    Reply to I ♥ Gas Mask Sessions
  13. October 22, 2009 at 2:02 am

    Idiots says:

    These girls are from florida gianna brigida and samantha grimm look em up retards

    Reply to Idiots
  14. October 22, 2009 at 5:19 am

    pothead says:

    weed is good for you

    Reply to pothead
  15. October 22, 2009 at 5:23 am

    mv says:

    New girlfriend = Mom

    Reply to mv
  16. October 22, 2009 at 5:34 am

    Really? says:

    She is smoking weed, who gives a f*ck. Whoever posted this is a tool

    Reply to Really?
  17. October 22, 2009 at 5:39 am

    junior says:

    party on garth…

    Reply to junior
  18. October 22, 2009 at 6:07 am

    dirty white boy. says:

    Use that if you get to Pittsburgh .Because the Pgh police like to use tear gas first.

    Reply to dirty white boy.
  19. October 22, 2009 at 6:14 am

    0_o says:

    Who are these chicks, I would bang the ape lookin one in the first pic, while I smoke out of that mask! Lol Nik was there takin the pictures, that’s why he took so long he was hiiiiiiiiiiii.

    Reply to 0_o
  20. October 22, 2009 at 6:16 am

    nik gives better head than a female... says:

    at least theyre cute…

    Reply to nik gives better head than a female...
  21. October 22, 2009 at 6:20 am

    Interested says:

    Nik who’s ur new gf?! I want to see her and make sure she lives up to your standards of being: anorexic, tan but not too tan, long blonde hair but no extensions, +2′s with no refund gap, perfect teeth but def not horsey… Let us see this girl and pick her apart like u do to every girl U see. I think the dirty army deserves a picture

    Reply to Interested
    • October 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm

      Dirty Girl says:

      Interested is right. You forgot she can’t have weird armpit fat, or funky elbows. Let’s see a picture of this girl, Nik. Or are you afraid you can’t find an acceptable one in time? Who says “Oh, sorry guys. I couldn’t post anything because I was fighting with my new girlfriend through text.”? I don’t think you have one, and if you do, you won’t put her up because the Dirty Army will find every little thing wrong with her like you do with perfectly fine girls. So lets go Nik, post a picture…

      Reply to Dirty Girl
  22. October 22, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Anonymous says:

    He may not be gay but he is so small and ugly that no girl in there right mind would be with the sand troll

    Reply to Anonymous
  23. October 22, 2009 at 7:17 am

    Kirk says:

    In the words of FORREST GUMP.
    Stupid Is As Stupid Does.
    Now all they need is a diseased coon to complete the picture?

    Reply to Kirk
  24. October 22, 2009 at 7:19 am

    nosferatina says:

    Please Nik, did you have to mention that you had a NEW gf? How’s the divorce going?

    Reply to nosferatina
  25. October 22, 2009 at 7:29 am

    M.I.L.F. says:

    looks like fun!

    Reply to M.I.L.F.
  26. October 22, 2009 at 8:06 am

    TRO GO says:

    These pictures are not at the same time. Who wears a hooded winter coat in Tempe? Also there is a male in the passenger seat in one picture and in another picture there is a female in the passenger seat. Who cares if she smokes weed.

    Reply to TRO GO
  27. October 22, 2009 at 8:08 am

    CA Love says:

    Come on man tell the truth your roll up a fatty!!!

    Reply to CA Love
  28. October 22, 2009 at 8:14 am

    superguy says:

    haha gianna brigida has 3 pages, all in fla.

    Reply to superguy
  29. October 22, 2009 at 8:34 am

    KC Esq says:

    I was going to comment on this pic, but I was too busy screwing my new girlfriend…

    Reply to KC Esq
  30. October 22, 2009 at 8:42 am

    um says:

    no one cares wtf you’re doing or not doing nik.
    get over urself.

    Reply to um
  31. October 22, 2009 at 8:54 am

    DATDUDE says:

    At least she has her seaybelst on haha

    Reply to DATDUDE
  32. October 22, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Captain Rottencrotch says:

    That is so effin classic!!!! Gasmasks!!!!! AHAHHHHAAAAAAAa.

    Reply to Captain Rottencrotch
  33. October 22, 2009 at 9:05 am

    Nick says:

    A. This is awesome! B. These girls are down for anything C. They look good doing it! D. Nik you’re a cock for going to game 5 when you’re only going there to be a front running Yankee’s fan or to get ass from your ass buddy!!! I call Bullsh*t

    Reply to Nick
  34. October 22, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Ceezee!! says:

    I have one of these masks. They get you e’f up BIG TIME. And Nik, quit down playing the whole weed thing. You know you get fadeded up on the weekends…..

    Reply to Ceezee!!
  35. October 22, 2009 at 10:11 am

    yerp says:

    these are my kind of girlssss.. love hittin the gas mask. and yea… go yanks.

    Reply to yerp
  36. October 22, 2009 at 10:44 am

    BIG D DIRTY DIRTY says:

    That is awesome those chics are hot as f###

    Reply to BIG D DIRTY DIRTY
  37. October 22, 2009 at 11:19 am

    STR8UP says:

    what happened to just rollin a blunt?

    Reply to STR8UP
  38. October 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    ewww. says:

    seems everyone in az has low self esteem these days. must be a depressing place

    Reply to ewww.
  39. October 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    hoodrich says:

    with dope there’s hope with booze you lose

    Reply to hoodrich
  40. October 22, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    LCC Engineer says:

    who is nik’s new GF?

    Reply to LCC Engineer
  41. October 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    bac- ownn says:

    ugly

    Reply to bac- ownn
  42. October 22, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    haywood says:

    thats awesome

    Reply to haywood
  43. October 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    maryjane says:

    that might be the best thing i have ever seen

    Reply to maryjane
  44. October 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Stoner says:

    Why you hating? Nothings wrong with stoners!

    Reply to Stoner
  45. October 23, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    pot head says:

    oh yeah! Medicate it up!

    Reply to pot head
  46. October 24, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    toyota bB says:

    now these girls can smoke : D

    Reply to toyota bB
  47. October 25, 2009 at 1:09 am

    FDA says:

    Its so funny seeing stoners up in here trying to defend smoking. THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING HOLES IN DA BRAIN! amirite?

    Hi guyz I smokes da reefers////// ami cool yet?

    canadachick = stoner= beat

    Reply to FDA
    • October 26, 2009 at 2:11 am

      pot head says:

      Smoking pot doesn’t kill brain cells idiot. There was actually a case study a few years ago that showed marijuana promoting brain cell growth. It shows how f*cking stupid you and the rest of society really are for believing false information that has been forced upon society since the Vietnam War. There is definately more of a problem with alcohol and it’s effects on society along with tobacco use. There has never been one case of lung cancer due to marijuana smoke alone, in over 10,000 years. Oh yeah, and there also has never been one single death because of marijuana alone EVER!!!! Go f*ck yourself

      Reply to pot head
      • October 27, 2009 at 12:09 pm

        FDA says:

        HEY GUYZ! I amz the honors student. I like to hang out in the grass outside of the honors dorms and smoke bud with my friends! All 3 of them! If I didn’t have weed I prolly wouldn’t have friends! Or inhibition!

        Signed RC (with his/her fancy honor mannerisms) &
        pot head( a pot head)

        Reply to FDA
      • October 27, 2009 at 9:46 pm

        The main.. says:

        Alcohol’s the killer , so your barking up the wrong tree.

        Reply to The main..
    • October 25, 2009 at 9:35 pm

      RC says:

      Keep laughing, I’m using my EXTRA scholarship money to pay for my dope. Stare at your feet when you pass the honors college you prohibitionist moralizer.

      Reply to RC
  48. October 25, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Anonymous says:

    f*ck i wanna blaze with them

    Reply to Anonymous
  49. October 28, 2009 at 1:23 am

    LOL original says:

    nik comments just get more lame and more lame everytime

    Reply to LOL original
  50. October 28, 2009 at 1:24 am

    LOL original says:

    if you think smoking marijuana puts holes in your brain then you obviously already have too many holes up there.

    Reply to LOL original

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