THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you had a gun to your head and the killer said he would only let you live if you took a dump on one of these girls chests. Which one would it be?
Answer: Honestly, I would hershey skirt hard on the one in the middle… hoping that she would get some light brown shrapnel to the chin.
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or maybe a hershey squirt* … dumbass arabs
Post not signed off – Nik.. Wasn’t him.
CANARY IS WASH UP ………………………..I DECIDED!
Exactly. Yawn. Next please!
does canary look part mexican in person?
i think i slipped and fell and my greg punctured her beef curtains this past weeked.
OMG she’s so HOT! Where has she been? More pics of her please! Newports/Las Vegas hottest girl!
Laura… hilarious.
is it me or does canary’s head look like it’s photoshopped? Because we all know Canary would never do that to a photo of her face…don’t we?
you can totally tell that Canary’s old ass is sucking in her stomach, pushing her boobs out and sticking her neck out to hide the signs of aging on her neck-sagging skin! lmao
G’s boobs dont look as great as i thought they would
nicole: a representation of all that is pathetic. you wouldnt be a blimp on ‘canary’s’ radar. & mr ritchie you make the equivalent of a kfc assistant manager, but any work is respect, just making sure the sudience doesnt get it twisted, like ’12 million views’.please. now while im here; your spam ads are getting worse, pop ups all up in the code. remove them, just like you should have that blondy on march madness. or you may have to start resorting to 6.7′s all day. like yourself.
touche!!!!
The Three Bramigo’s!
FYI stooges, when the post ain’t signed “nik”, it ain’t him. It’s one of his flunkies.
i would love to take canary for a ride.
the ugly beat chick on the left is scary looking
left
i wonder if she gives “hot carls”
I did Laura last weekend in Vegas CANARY sorry and she is horrible in bed all she wanted to do is anal and talk it was wierd and it cost me 500
you’re a loser
“Golden Girls” as in old hags.
Yuck g’s titties look awful !!! Hack job , and Laura is just the ugliest hag I have ever seen ,no joke
I’d stuff her and the one in the middle……the dude on the left, not so much
laura why do u have to be insecure u were so pretty as a brunette i miss u
The b*tch on the left has pretty hair.
Nice to see Ivana Trump is dating again. and this time it’s women. Rock on Ivana!
Canary aka WASHED up and OLD as DIRT Laura does look like Ivana Trump! ha ha ha Talk about a waste of skin and oxygen… she can go kill herself already! Is there any picture she doesn’t photoshop? SERIOUSLY? Laura (Ivana) quit taking pictures if you have to photoshop ALL of them… Talk about being real??? I think photoshopping all photos of you is pretty FAKE.
Tammy Faye Canasty! ROFL!!!
ha ha ha ha ha NO WAY Tammy Faye was way better looking! LOL
Mac Mascara loves CANARY!
Laura, you dirty dirty little bird.
DAMN IT LAURA ……………….STOP TEXTING ME IT WAS FUN BUT IM RICH BEE………………….OTH! And by the way susan stop doing so much blow and get your hair did.
Canary looks better as a brunette… Blonde hair washes her face out…
uhmmm her canarys head doesnt seem like its supposed to be there almost looks like cut and paste photoshop crap the picture is f*cking weird
see laura everybody likes u better as a brunette, all u need is some confidence, ur still hung up on ur ex and now ur raging every night and escorting in vegas..i want my boo back
Laura and Arab Barbie both are escorts
SHE’S NOT HUNG UP ON STEVE?? NOT THAT WASTE OF SPACE….. PLEASE TELL ME SHE’S NOT STILL WANTING THAT PIECE OF WORK.
the bitch on the left insists shes an american citizen when in fact shes a stupid romanian immigrant h*e, whos embarrased of her romanian speaking parents.hahaha what douche
Where has Cokey Clancy been?????????