NFL Don’t Fine Him, He Can’t Afford It


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you know that Chad Johnson has 3 illegitimate children.  He is not as cool as he plays off.

It is not called illegitimate children… it is called “Side Scratch”.  At least that is what I decided to call it.- nik


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  1. October 21, 2009 at 9:40 am

    c says:

    is that a shamwow?

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  2. October 21, 2009 at 9:46 am

    Freefuzz says:

    Nik, Side scratch would pertain to money on the side not kids…its a old saying

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  3. October 21, 2009 at 10:01 am

    jomama says:

    this guy is an idiot

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  4. October 21, 2009 at 10:10 am

    stldiamond says:

    ocho cinco needs a reality show. asap.

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  5. October 21, 2009 at 10:34 am

    jj says:

    Ocho Cinco bought the remaining tickets and gave them away for free so there wasn’t a blackout in Cincinnati, I dont think he is as broke as you say idiot

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  6. October 21, 2009 at 11:01 am

    AT says:

    Seriously, the people submitting this stuff are idiots. Chad can’t afford it? Chad has started a weekly contest where he flies out 5+ fans (10 this week) to Cinci for the weekend from anywhere in the world, pays for their hotel and takes them to the game on Sunday. Obviously, he is broke. Morons.

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  7. October 21, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    whodey says:

    OCHOCINCO is untouchable. Believe dat! You are all squares and haters. He takes care of his kids and spends time with his kids.

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  8. October 21, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Dbag Of The Year says:

    Do you think the NFL has a $25 returned check charge?

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  9. October 21, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Tax God says:

    The NSF check was from his corporation. The NFL pays its players as employees on a W2 (state wages are also based where they play any given week), so his NFL earnings would not go in a corporation bank account. He most likely uses the corporation for endorsement deals. Problem here is he is either writing off personal (and illegal) expenses as corporate expenses, or he is commingling funds (or both). Anyone wishing to sue his corporation can break the corporate veil of protection by showing he has not legally operated as a corporation, and thus go after him as a person.

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  10. October 21, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    gcl says:

    first of all tax god, chad probably doesn’t understand how to do half the sh*t you were just talking about. 2nd the last 4 posts have all been about chad johnson and are obviously all from the wack bitch who cracked her teeth and wanted him to pay for it. you don’t deserve anything lady get a life and stop using this website

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  11. October 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Cg says:

    Straight up you just hate on him, hes got tonnes of money and probably the most respected nfl player because of what he does for his fans…get out hater, Cmon Son

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  12. October 21, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    85 babymama says:

    He has 5 not 3! 2 boys and 3 girls C’Mon Son. Know the facts before you try to pust someone on blast.

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  13. October 22, 2009 at 7:35 am

    The Drug Lord says:

    Chad is The king of Cincinnati that broke ass pricehill ho wants her hair did bitch the druglord will get your hair did after i smack a ho

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    • October 22, 2009 at 8:49 am

      :) says:

      The king of Cincinnati?LOL Try Carl Lindner, Jr hes worth 2.3 billion. Chad Johnson is a rich n*gger who will be broke in 5 years like all the other retarded jiggaboos in the NFL. Carl Linder is white man rich, which means real money. This is why we rule the world.

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      • October 24, 2009 at 7:58 pm

        Anonymous says:

        Dude I’m White. Your an idiot who is much less intelligent than Chad Joh*son. and i’d love to crack your teeth open if you live in the cincinnati area. Why don’t you go suck Carl Lind*er’s Jewish dick out of a UDF milkshake you uninformed racist.

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  14. October 22, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    gcl says:

    ha thats funny i went to school with little lindner. shes pretty hot

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