Nik, How About This Girl For Boston
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So we all know that Jenna girl was a fail. But Boston really does need a new dirty celeb….don’t you think! We all need someone too look up to. Anways there is this hot girl Mellie Z from Boston, Ma. And nik she is quite the catch. Even a huge Pats Fan!!
Yeah, she is definitely Dirty Celeb material and can compete with Elvira in Boston. I can tell by her nose and REFUND Gap. DIRTY ARMY, lets get more images of Mel so we can make a better decision.- nik
Photoshopped!!
Nik,
Is it just me or does she have a serious case of horse jaw going on?
do girls like “bolt-on” tits? I don’t get it..
yes. no one really cares if you don’t get it. go be gay somewhere else
wow….photoshop much? jeez!!
She is TOAS (T*ts On A Stick)
hot as f*cking hell. just make her a celeb so we can see more pics of her
yes yes yes We do need more of her. Lets go Nik do it
Boston, Mass
Age: 23
Height: 5’4″
Measurements: 32C-23-34
There’s no way she’s 23. 33 maybe. She’s too old to be a dirty celeb. We need more hot, young fresh meat.
theres no way her hips are wider than her bust
Nik, she claims to be PERSIAN!! Is she “THE ONE”?
Model (name): Mellie Z
Height: 5 3’
Weight: 100
Measurements: 32-24-33
Nationality: Persian
Hometown: Worcester, Massachusetts
DOB: 6-1-1985
Sign: Gemini
Turn-ons: Intelligence, nerdy scientist types (I’m not joking
Turn-offs: Womanizers, Men with tunnel vision.
Special skills: I was a gymnast for many years
Occupation: Student/Model/ Receptionist
she has orbs on her chest
she’s definitely hot… refund gap is pretty minimal
Wow that boob job is so horrible!!! def dirty celeb material!
And you can call her Boston Globes.
Haha good one!.. and to all the idiots out there the Boston newspaper is the Boston Globe.
something about that nose…
I am in LOVE!!
Damn you beat me to it.
How can anyone think those awful tits are sexy? It looks like two cereal bowls were glued to her chest.
not bad
yes
good enough for a celtic shoot around
baseballs stuck on her chest?? terrible boob job- yea their big and shes hott but they are wayy to fake looking!
way to fake is the point. Who wants natural. I will take a big fake chested chick anyday or some natural looking chick.
i suggest her dirty celeb name be “Chowdah”
Please get someone younger, hotter and more interesting. I don’t care if it takes a long time this chick is NOT Dirty Army material and we all will seriously be let down.
All you people complaining are gay. She is hot. I’d tap that a whole lot.
Elvira has nothin on my future ex-wife!!!!!!!!
Where is Persia on a globe exactly? Just wondering. Love those boobs…
she needs to eat, id break that b*tch. she looks sickly
It is photo-shopped, but I would love to kick on that ass.
She’s a 6 on the Budweiser scale. It would take 6 teams of Clydesdales to pull her off my face.
Looks pretty good to me !
She’s smoking HOT!! More pics of her please!
She’d be hot if she hadn’t ruined herself with those freakshow fake tits
Will not sink n Boston………….
I bet her beaver is so effin tight. I would kum all over those spheres.
she’s sooo hot! Photo#2 made my sticker poke out
ewwwww. there isnt one thing good about this girl except for those big ugly balls on her chest. are we seriously making a comparison here to elvira? WHAT A JOKE, ELVIRA all the way
nasty
i dont like the way her body looks….