THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I recently met Alexa that G-girl chick. I had no clue who she was when I was talking to her but then my friends told me she was some sort of dirty celeb so I checked the site out. Everything about this chick is true, man does this girl have issues. I picked her up from another dudes house who seems glad to get rid of her, she came out with 3 huge purses which looked more like luggage, at least 10-20 lbs a piece. Anyways I take her to my house and she heads straight to the liqour cabinet, she drinks all my alcohol asks for about 5 different drugs, non of which I had. She walked around my house saying she liked everything and asking if she could have it. She changed her clothes about 10 times and would try and make me eat her out everytime she did; and let me tell you her sh*t stank, she must not have showered in at least a week I could smell it from a few feet away. I would try and push her away when she tried to maul me with nasty kisses with her tongue hanging out…but when I did she would get pissed and start to literally beat me and bite my neck or arm thinking it was sexy. Then after I turned her down she b*tched at me for about a half hour for being lame and not wanting to party. She then went in my room and started to call guys to try and get weed, c*ke, e, add*ral and some other things I can’t remember. When I finally went in the room she was passed out cold with one of my shirts on in my bed. Then when she came too about 4 in the morning was running around my house complaining about pretty much everything and said i drugged her lol. I had to drag this girl out of my house she would not leave, she wanted to work things out even though we had known eachother for maybe a few days, then she started to cry which was just pathetic. This girl is nuts, she has mood swings like I have never seen gets way to attached to guys she has known for a total of 4 or 5 hours and at no point in the day is sober. She needs a ride everywhere she goes and mysteriously vanishes about 95% of the time you talk to her and make plans. I now know why they call her G-Girl and why she is a dirty celebrity.
I don’t choose Dirty Celebs they choose me. G-Girl has some serious issues and I am sick of Scottsdale blaming me for her going mental.- nik