Smeagol Is Too Famous For Scottsdale
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am a huge fan of the site I recently flew into Scottsdale from Cincinnati for the weekend, I was hoping to run into you and a few dirty celebrities and see what they were really like. Well I met the man the myth the legend…Smeagol…I thought this guy was going to be so cool, I mean this guy has been hit by and car and pretty much walked away from it and he is able to do something like this with Kaden and Jaden 2 of the hottest chicks on earth. So needless to say I was excited to meet him and take a picture with him to show all my friends, well apparently he is too famous right now and the paparazzi are out to get him because he will not allow any flash photographer in his vicinity. He told me “Sorry, bro I don’t take Smeagol pictures because things are a little heated right now. I need my celebrity to die down a bit.” Nik, I don’t get it? The weird thing too was that my reciept said server: Smeagol.
That better not be Jaden and Kaden Solo or they are in big trouble.- nik
Where did Jaden and Kaden go? Haven’t seen them. I hope this isn’t them.
It might be them. I have seen a post of Kaden with Smeagol, on his dad’s boat before. I think that is why Nik is closer with Jaden, then the Judas Kaden.
Yeah, where are the assistants?
everyone got “laid off” i guess would be the nicest way to put it. something about being broke? go ask spursfan. he has his own site now and knows all the dirt on the dirty.
too bad that boat he is on (owned by one of the guys at American Junkie..cough Brian cough) now belongs to the Government.
Look at that loser! He’s got a seven head for sure! Always in a hat too, losing a little turf up top loser?
The worlds most pathetic midget.
Talk about being in-secure and having a small dick.
nik loves smeagol, palms hotel suite in vegas on the reg.. right?
The feds should have confiscated those faggity board shorts dude is wearing.
The clerk at the Billabong store was clownin you bro, no one wore gay ass pastel colored board shorts in the eighties.
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V necks=Ed Haole.
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Theme bars are forgy
Wow, I can’t believe someone would actually fly to Scottsdale to meet people off the Dirty. Then again he is from Cincinnati….
not from cincinnati. cleveland area.
Ok, that’s better. LOL
solon
Didn’t Jaden and Kaden both sleep with him?? I mean lets be real, Tori definitly did.
This douche bag and his butt boy “the one that hits girls” were down in Rocky Point this past weekend thinking that they were god’s gift. These two retards need to do the world a favor and just die.
so sad. if it was a 16 foot bayliner those broads wouldn’t be anywhere near that boat.
from what i hear Matty salazar possesses bud fox like closing skills and pulls hotter bitxhes than Landurkee aka Schmekel
Smeagol is the caked frumunda juice on a month old pap smear rag that came from rosie odonnels wretched cavernous meat cleaver.
Nobody cares. At best he was a semi well known douche college kid attending a university where being a semi well known college douche got u laid. Nobody cares.
And cincinnati? Jesus. Wtf. Im not even starting on the backwater inbred retarded donkey dna you must have descended from. This site jumped the shark over a year ago. Nik, pick it up dude.
bwaaaahahahahaha
smeagol released on kaden’s lower back.. after jaden took out the prostate massager off smeagols @ss.
while gayden video taped it for later filing away.. wow thats gross!!
If this Kaden and Jaden i definitely lost some respect…i would think that working for you they would know better.
nope. truth is, us girls never learn
it’s too obvious you made this post up yourself nik. try harder next time
FAIL.
i hate smeagol SO MUCH he is the most annoying person in the world. do us all a favor and SHUT THEF*UCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR ONCE
Whay would Kaden be in trouble? She doesn’t work for Nik anymore…Nik tried to fake it until he made it…too bad he never made it big
Smeagol needs anal
I am pretty sure if anyone actually knows Chad he is a good person! None of the things that have been said are true.
ur wrong. hes a huge diiiiiick and makes fun of everybody
He is the biggest asshole and not a nice person at all. In fact not even sure how he has friends.