THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy was so f*cked up that he passed out on the platform at the Subway station and once again on the actual Subway. I think that he was actually sucking his thumb while he was passed out. WAY TOO MUCH TO DRINK. This has got to be put up! Thanks.
That guy probably got so robbed… hopefully he is broke?- nik




Anonymous says:
think i know this guy..where was this..was he with anyone?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
My name is nick and no i didi not get robbed or raped!! I just had a lot of fun at boystown that night and was with my friend scott waiting for the blue line at addisson headed to the hilton at ohare and am just fine. Thanks
to AnonymousUmmm... says:
Does nobody notice the broken train seats on top of him? wtf
to Ummm...dp says:
better to wake up robbed than to wake up with your pants around your ankles and feeling sticky and sore
to dpchitown says:
Why did you capitalize the word subway? Its not the crappy restaurant you are referring to, but the crappy trains right? That being said, nice picture.
to chitownSouthside Todd says:
It’s not called a subway, it’s the El (elevated train) jack@##. If that drunk was on the West bound Greenline or 95th bound Redline he definitely got robbed.
to Southside ToddDIRTYFILTHYSLUTS says:
Red/Green/Orange robbed….
Purple/Blue/Brown raped…
to DIRTYFILTHYSLUTSchuck says:
He probably just got raped and to cope w/ it he shot some H and straight passed out.
to chuckTo the person that took this picture... says:
Can you give us more details? About when was it taken? Which platform did this guy pass out on? I’m 99% sure I know who this is, but need a couple more details to confirm…. Thanks!
to To the person that took this picture...the Dirty South says:
why not just call him and ask him if he was a drunken slob and passed out on the train recently? those seats are reserved for handicapped people… i guess this counts.
to the Dirty SouthAnonymous says:
his mother would be so proud… i know i am…..
to AnonymousNot good says:
no doubt that corner smelled like bum urine x2.
to Not goodRidick! says:
MUST be broke if he takes the El when he’s that *cked up. Downtown to the North side in a cab is no more than $20 if you take Lake Shore drive, including a decent tip. $13 tops to Lincoln Park where I assume this douche bag resides. Always stash $20 to get home from the bar in a cab.
to Ridick!haha says:
I’ve seen 3 people this year get robbed on the cta….its crazy, niggs like ruffle through peoples pockets while theyre sleeping…
to hahachitownsundevil says:
Obama doesn’t care about white street people, just those on the southside.
to chitownsundevilAnonymous says:
This was taken during rodeo weekend. I took this picture on the way from boystown to our hotel (about 3am). I thought I was going to have to carry him through the Hilton hotel lobby to our room. That would not have ended civilized hehehe…
to Anonymous