THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i didnt know the burrito actually hangs out with hot chicks? Does he really pull tail like he claims?
I think The Burrito should dress up as a normal person for Halloween. Not sure what he is going for here? I am guessing Ken from Street Fighter 2?- nik
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Johnny Lawrence from The Karate Kid. Come on, Nik.
KINDA LOOKS LIKE COREY FELDMAN LMAO
oh yaaaaaaa – the guy next to him is about to fly away on his EARS hahaaaaaahaa Weeeeeeeeee
he can tune into over 500 cable satellite channels!
he can hear a girl drinking Liquid G from over 2 miles away
he is like a camel – he can store up to 1 weeks worth of water in each EAR
..and that is an awesome tattoo “Johnny”
hey Johhny can i buy some STEROIDS?
HA Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what a nice group pic
some muscle builder bitch, the 40yr old burrito celebrity, Johhny Douche, and a cute innocent girl who has no idea who she really with
sad
THAT “JOHNNY” TATTOED PR*CK ON THE RIGHT IS THE GOOFIEST DUMBO-LOOKING MOTHERF*CKER I’VE EVER SEEN! LMAO, HE’S TOTALLY GOT GAYFACE, AND U CAN TELL HIS TINY SHRIVELED PECKER HAS SORES, FROM BEING IN DUDES’ BUTTHOLES.
He is the douchebag from karate kid…sweep the leg…
C’mon Nik! It’s Johnny from Karate Kid!
Look at the mook standing next to him. Basically wanted to wear a wife beater one more time this year to show off his douche tat before winter sets in. Looks like he has a dude tattooed on his arm- maybe for the gays? Can’t wait until next May when gay boy hits castaways with his crew- lmao!
No, the tat is of his own name. Maybe he is afraid he might forget it?
Cobra Kai’s from Karate Kid
Funny, a real douchetard dressed like a fictitious douchetard, layered like one big onion of douche. It’s god damn artistic. Or autistic, one or the other.
sweep the leg johnny!
Where’s the Burrito in this picture? All I see are a bunch of wannabe douchebags, not an actual douchebag.
No Belvedere = no Burrito.
I thought it was corey feldman
Burrito dresses up everyday!
I don’t see a gun, Belvedere or a playing card. Can’t be him.
More like Dan from Street Fighter. Surprised he isn’t wearing a pink gi.
idk about the burrito but xsport johny has got to be the biggest douchebag ive met. he walks around the gym like the hanger is still in his shirt. hey dumbo(johny) exhale, ur not big and the tat doesnt make you look any harder. your gf did a bunch of coke, lost weight and now thinks shes hot. guess what, once she stops the drugs and starving herself she will be chunky again! right alli?! hey dumbo, your last gf was bangin another guy, its just a matter of time b4 this one does. u obviously cant take care of business in the bedroom!
looks like someones been drinkn that haterade
Thats so funny Cal I thought he looked like Corey Feldman too during the Michael Jackson years
The chicks are hot
i dont know why you all have to give robbie such a hard time. i think he’s cute
What is it the gross club
Why is he rocking a YELLOW BELT?????
Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy
KobraKai Never Die
Is that LaToya Jackson on the right?
lmao
LMAO….Burrito always makes me laugh the hardest, what a DB
Look at Burrito’s boyfriend’s girl. She is smoking. We need more pictures of her.
not really. shes actually got really f*cked up teeth and is a dirty slob
who are the two matching outfits supposed to be?
i think they are gangstas
Body bag Johnny, Body bag.
No way did this douche actually get a tat with his own name? Is he going to sleeve his middle name? So funny that tats are so over and d-bags like this still think its cool
omg i didnt notice he tattood his name either! i think thats so if he forgets his own name he just needs to look in the mirror. johny aka dumbo is always trying to hard to be a bad a**. hes always been jealous of all the bigger guys in the gym, staring at us like he either wanted to f*ck us or fight us. keep trying you f*cking twink, maybe stay out of the clubs and more time working out and you might get somewhere! C*cksucker!!!
the douche on the righ used to work at xsport in lombard
…and he HAD a hot wife in her mid-20′s, she caught him with the phone girl (the hot one), he left his wife for her, phone girl then cheated and dumped him, now he’s on to his next project… winner…
by the hot one u mean magdalena?? no way dude. no tits, fat @ss, polska?? lmao the chicks a f*ckin psycho still stalks john.
BURRITOOOOOOO I LOVE U!!
No way bro, john’s ex was smoking hot
Those two are hot??. What a joke. Plastic barbie or the one on the right shes at the gym all the time. You can play connect the dots on that face. That’s a f*ckin scray halloween mask in itself. id call that a “double bagger”
no way bro john’s ex is smokin hot
Can u say cokeheads.
Xport drama should have its own website
xsport drama could totally have its own websight it would be great!! hahaha & i love alia she is a hot sexy beotchhh
You all some haters
ali is hott!!!!! i love you ali!
drop the douchebag guys tho babe,its like cancer…..
First, Ali sucked my greg not to long ago and I prolly should have gotten tested cuz she is very very dirty. Second johnny chokes on greg is a tool. He needs to be kicked in the face. Sweet tattoo was that before or after you cheated on your wife trashball.
ali is the best i love you ali and johnny and her are perfect for each other its not her fault that johnny had a crazy x
haters
who?? elizabeth was THE best thing to ever happen to johnny and he knows that. ali is a downgrade… like a FALL ON YOUR FACE DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS downgrade. shes a trashy, foul-mouthed little sk*nk and has no education. johnny felt threatened by elizabeth because she was amazingly beautiful, had a HOT HOT body and OWNED her own mortgage and real estate company by her mid 20s. amazing girl… too bad johnny couldnt keep his small little d*ck in his pants.
Definite downgrade
lmao maggie is the crazy x! that girl freakin sucks at life dude. she the one who messed with johnny and elizabeth. and whats your deal, people get divorced -thats life, stop being a hater. johnny’s my guy, cool as fuck and alis the shit. she aint nothing trashy. looks like someone’s (YOU) a little salty, ehhh???
When u broads gonna get it? Once a cheater allways a cheater. The younger they get too
dude looks like he’s 40 years old what a creeper
Ali is the biggest tramp ever. just like her trash ball sister
ive never met anyone cooler then ali and her sister