Toy Cars
Posted in The Dirty, Toronto | October 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I saw a post about this guy Frank N*ss and his friends. Frank is a complete fake a liar and the biggest guido douche ever. This guy claims to own about 10 cars, ferrari’s, porche’s, mercedes, rolls royce and more yet he is never seen in one nor have I ever been in one and trust me I would know. He claims to buy replica’s of the cars he owns or has owned, pretty sweet collection he has eh lol. Frank will only wear silk button up shirts that are halfway unbuttoned or sleeveless T’s, and he will flash his watch in every girls face he sees, that and shoving a bottle in their face. Frank and his friends go out all the time and expect the girls they hook up with to continue to hang out with them even when they are with other girls. Frank thinks its ok if the girls he hooks up with go straight to his friends when he is done with them or vice-versa with his friends. They are sleezeballs and completely fake. Nice rented Rolls Royce Frankie I hope the girls you conned into getting into your car didn’t poke holes in the interior with their heels or anything…cause I know your cheap ass couldn’t afford to fix it, you may lose your precise watch.
This guy is awesome! Frankie you need to run for Douche Bag president or Poser president.- nik
Also See: The Three Douchekateers
IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
That, I only buy models of cars I own line, only works when you have the garage to back it up.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDMr. Nati says:
Dude, Are those “Clark Griswold’s” white penny loafers in the first picture?
What an effing tool.
to Mr. NatiIbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
LMAO, you are right! Vacation loafers all the way!
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDFarts-n-Rainbows says:
hahahahaha, my dad had a pair of those back in the 70′s!
to Farts-n-RainbowsAnother played out chick.... says:
Maybe he does rent the cars, but he got you for free.
to Another played out chick....Timothy Lewis....Chi-Town Buckeye says:
LOL this turd can’t even afford to rent these cars…a gay lover of his probably rented it. but you can tell its a rented rolls- him standing in front of the license plate is a tell tale sign
to Timothy Lewis....Chi-Town Buckeyevalygirl says:
You would think with all “his” money that he could afford a nicer shelf for his matchbox cars.
to valygirlTracySucks says:
that’s not a rolls, that’s a kitted 300c
to TracySucksAnon says:
I think you are right.
to AnonI don’t think it is a Rolls either.
DallasDankDestroyer says:
bet it’s not
to DallasDankDestroyerjbc says:
it is a rolls, you can tell from the seats and the bit on the bonnet for the rolls badge to pop out. but seriously, what a douche. the watches are probably from china too..
to jbcuhh... says:
Scott Storch 2.0
to uhh...Hahah says:
love the IKEA mirror in the background (I have the same one). I am sure all high rollers own one of those…
to Hahahfu2 says:
that was the tip!!…in between the cheap glass shelves/slat rails and the ikea wavey mirror…= no dough. but good for him if he can pull it off.
to fu2I love this guy.. says:
I don’t have a problem with this guy. Sure he is an idiot, but any girl that would date him because he supposively has money or flashes money probably deserves what she gets!!!
If a dude wants to fake it to get laid by these even worse gold diggers, then all the power to him.
to I love this guy..IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
LOL, you have a point. He is a douche, but if he is only pulling that scam gold diggers, than who cares. A broke Douche screwing gold diggers, until they find out he is poor, and leave him. It sounds like everyone is getting what they deserve in this equation.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDTimothy Lewis....Chi-Town Buckeye says:
“supposively”? please learn the actual words before trying to use them. btw, here’s a freebie: you meant “supposedly”.
to Timothy Lewis....Chi-Town BuckeyeAnonymous says:
Frank’s a nice guy!
to AnonymousThat being said he does act like a guido. And that car ain’t his. His friend (who has money) rents cars and Frankie over here poses with them
yes says:
BUSTED. This guy is just insecure/ living in an MTV cribs fanatsy world. Material things are lusted after typically by those that have none.
to yesAnonymous says:
I know Frank VERY well and i agree with this comment. The idiot that should be posted on here is the friend with all the “money” his name is Chris. He’s the biggest douche in TO and flashes around with fake watches. Poor Frank, whoever wrote this sht about him is going to hell, because if you know him he’s the sweetest guy around and YES he is looking for a NICE girl ladies! find him at 69, century, or Muzik on saturdays
to AnonymousBrittany says:
Ohh common! This is what a true multi millionaire from T.O looks like! Haters… lol
to BrittanyOK... says:
Who poses with watches in front of Home Depot shelves?
to OK...cal says:
nice shelving for those prizes
to calScott says:
He does own 10 cars. They are right behind him in the pic on bottom.
to ScottAnonymous says:
this c*m guzzling fruitcake deserves a good belting…
to AnonymousM.P. says:
“…and while I’m at it, I’ll try w a y t o o h a r d.
to M.P.Vegas baby says:
OF course he’s a FAKE, thats why he’s taking a picture outside the car and not inside the car.
to Vegas babydirty white boy. says:
It’s late i’m drunk , And this idiot is selling watches on tv.
to dirty white boy.Flippo says:
Can you say douchebag????
to Flippodonnie brasco says:
sounds like hes living the dream and sounds like the chick who posted this got her panties talked off her and her dreams crushed.
to donnie brascoDouche Olympics says:
In the words of Mac Lethal… Point ‘em out, point ‘em out…
to Douche OlympicsFarts-n-Rainbows says:
10 cars alright….what a dork!
to Farts-n-RainbowsMorrie says:
He Really Does Have The TEN Cars He Tells people about.
Just look up on that shelf behind him, there they are. (Models)
I think the pic of im with the car in the background is just a picture of a car, they do it in the movies all the time.
to Morriejomama says:
someone please flush the toilet….what a turd
to jomamaShuffle Demon says:
Soon to be some guy’s personal prison hand puppet…what a loser !
to Shuffle DemonSTR8UP says:
any girls that f’s a guy for his money and or the car he drives deserves the worse, you can’t get mad at this guy for his lame game to these simple minded girls
to STR8UPkas says:
This fool could be the biggest DOUCHE I have ever seen on this site…
to kasEagle says:
These guys also hang out with girls that think they are models…..lol perfect for each other!
to EagleWino says:
Those cars are not Frank’s.. they belong to his even more douchie of a friend named Chris. (the rich Greek guy who has no personality)
Hahahah these two kill me….. Nik, you should put more pics of Chris up as he is the real joke!!!!
to Winopickles says:
Wow you have to dig deep into the pages to get to the good stuff. this guy and his friends are a joke. I’ve seen them at muzik blowing money and probably blowing each other later!
to picklesF*ck ya says:
u guys r all f*cking haters.. grow up! like really who the f*ck cares! Yo frankness do it up bro!!
to F*ck yaTOPartyAnimal says:
haha I know Frank Ness and he rolls with more sexy girls then any dude I know!!! What kind of a Man would not want to be around $$$ and sexy women!!! He’s havin fun so f*ck all u haterz!!!
to TOPartyAnimalAnonymous says:
He DOES know sexy girls… but he doesn’t have money so careful how much you know him…. and yes fck u haterz! FRANKS AN AWESOME GUY
to Anonymous