Vote To Rename O-ill

October 9, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 57 6,319 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think most of the dirty army agrees that o-ill is no illusion. shes a little thick in the behind but im sure im not the only guy here who would eat dinner off it. i think you should hold a vote to rename her. she looks hot in unphotoshopped pics and in that video. the chick elaine you posted on the other hand has everyone fooled, ive seen her in strobe and while she has a very edible body, there is indeed an ass on her chin. you should call elaine optical illusion and hold a vote to rename the current o-ill. something like whooty? for white girl with a booty or even phatty since the argument is whether or not shes a husky. pleasantly plump or not, she is my favorite celeb yet.

Nope, O-ill is the true Optical Illusion.  You don’t see what I see… I am Neo of the Matrix when it comes to fat females.  I can see a chick’s body fat in translucent code… it is like I can see their genetic make-up before they eat the hamburger.  Sometimes it is in slow motion.  I can’t explain it, but I am “the one”.- nik