Welcome To 18-21 Parties In Portland
Posted in Portland, The Dirty | October 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude, Max B. throws down pretty fat parties considering he’s only 18. The teen sl*t ratio is through the roof. It’s no mystery why STDs are on the rise for under 25′s. If you’re under 21 and lookin’ to get your greg wet, look no further. Price of entry $15, and the herps. Nik next time your in portland you should come party with us.
In my mind- if American Apparel threw a Mormon Dance this is what it would look like.- nik
IRideLikeAGirl says:
o wow this is really gross
to IRideLikeAGirlLeE DirTy MagEe says:
WOW
to LeE DirTy MagEeFashion Police says:
What’s with all the neon tank tops?
to Fashion Policeuhhh says:
the feds are gonna kick in my door for even viewing this
to uhhhTyreese says:
When do theys bring out da ice cream and cake?
to Tyreeser-tard says:
all I have to say is WTF just happened? Someone plz send in the FEMA team.
to r-tardDeadFox says:
That so called,Party looks Lame!!!
to DeadFoxgotham75 says:
and they wonder why our youth is the way they are.
to gotham75toss-my-salad says:
portland is the single shitt*est town on the planet, this proves how beat everyone is
to toss-my-saladImtheMAN says:
get at me i can take them all babyyyy
to ImtheMANc-money from pdx says:
hahaha this looks like a 13-17 party…. no way any of these kids are even close to 21. are you sure this isn’t some creeper having a house party for dateline?
to c-money from pdxBigPK says:
Poor Portland
to BigPKChris Hansen says:
Says: please have a seat over-there.
to Chris Hansenwickedson says:
oh my….
to wickedsonnew dude says:
WAIT, WHAT? is this a joke? hahahahaha..oh my god, that is the best thing i’ve seen all week! who are these dorky little kids? and the fat kid, haha..classic! love those black high tops! is this how little kids from country ass towns dance these days? they just hump each others assholes? hahaha….oh my god, i’m emailing these photos to everyone i know! beauty! whoever posted this/sent it in, MORE MORE MORE…HAHA..WE ALL WANT MORE!
to new dudelol says:
I am lost for words…
to lolKC Esq says:
Jesus Christ. Children of the Porn…look out those zombie eyes. Ahhh, to be young again…
to KC EsqRusty Pipe says:
how come this did not happen when I was 15.
to Rusty Pipehot damn! says:
hahahhahahhahahhah ^
to hot damn!Anonymous says:
i love how all the girls are in a circle talking and all the guys are staring at them. wow highschool dance
to AnonymousMalcom X says:
A lot of toilet babies were born that night.
to Malcom Xtruth speaks says:
ha this is a pic of a high school dance wow lame..
to truth speaksbob says:
gross
to bob... says:
sweet, delete my comment and fix your mispelled word. tool.
to ...skip to my lou says:
he did the same sh*t to me…what an ass hat!
to skip to my loumoi says:
god this is embarrassing
to moimeat bone says:
hahahahahahahaha
to meat bonemax b says:
I am the biggest f*g on earth!
to max bI POSTED THEM says:
I can guarentee that everyone at this dance it at least 17.
Nik didn’t even put up the best pictures i sent in, if you guys really want more. there’s about 200 more pictures from this dance.
the wacky colors are because the theme, i think, was “tight and bright” or and 80s party… or “sluts with herpies”
and Portland isn’t a country town hahaha any dumb f*cker that says that hasn’t been anywhere near Portland.
to I POSTED THEMNik Dickey says:
Oregon is a great place to live and you can have a ton of fun going out in the Whole Portland Metro area with YOUR FRIENDS. This party looks lame and 90% of the people/parties are f*cking lame. Be a person of substance and integrity, go out and party because you want to enjoy yourselves and YOUR FRIENDS company. This f*cking image bullsh*t is the issue, it doesnt matter what you wear (barring the obvious sh*t) or how tan you are, or how much money you/folks have or what THEY say is cool….. whoever the f8ck THEY are.
to Nik Dickeythe reason is you. says:
and this is why i refuse to take part of a certain thing called reproduction……..
i am going to puke out my rice krispies now
to the reason is you.steve says:
hahahahah dude, whoever sent in those photos get at me, I will PAY to have more. hell, ill even pay just to have the info to where these photos are posted.
to steveJew Hater says:
Max B is such a f*g, you can tell he posted this too! What a d-bag, 18-21 dances more like 15-18 partys, what a f*cking tool
to Jew Haterew says:
what a joke. this doesn’t represent portland though. there’s so much more than this sh*t.
to ewgross says:
i went to high school with max b, and he’s just as lame as his parties are. he sells a bunch of tickets to desperate high school kids that want to feel cool. never been to one of these “dances,” but i’ve seen pictures and all it looks like is a nasty prepubescent orgy.
to grossnot worth the time or money. diisguussttinngg and trashy. bad representation of portland.
wow guys. says:
this is a high school dance, just some kids having fun for one night. this shouldn’t be on the dirty.
to wow guys.