Just Turned 18

Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | November 1st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica V*nhuss from Plano. Only 18 and already a known as the town phone around the dtown party scene. do you see her following in Lepers steps in life?

I have come to the conclusion that all chicks who reach the age of 24 in the Dallas club scene are over the hill.- nik

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Just Turned 18
  1. November 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    nope says:

    no way is she 18. i met her at a friend’s house last april and she was 16 i thought. i remember because everyone was wondering why someone in high school was over there. pretty girl though…hope she doesn’t turn out like leper!!

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  2. November 1, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    STR8UP says:

    she looks older than 18 but she’s pretty and from plano which means she’s prolly stuck up and in no time will be on the purple crayon

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  3. November 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Maynard says:

    I’d sit on her face

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  4. November 1, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Ben Dover says:

    I don’t like them illegal, but I like them barely legal

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  5. November 1, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Ew says:

    Kind of like how all guys over the age of 30, WHO GO TO CLUBS, are over the hill?

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  6. November 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    nik likes to delete posts so I'll just repost says:

    and on that note,……”I have come to the conclusion that all bloggers who reach the age of 30+, and who still operate in the blogosphere scene, are over the hill…. and need to get a real job. Preferably one that does not involve twittering or having a myspace page.” -Keen Observer

    Reply to nik likes to delete posts so I'll just repost
  7. November 1, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this girl is a straight up hooker, and needless to say plano guys really like vanhauss. hope they like std’s too ;)

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  8. November 1, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Anonymous says:

    vanhuss*

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  9. November 1, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Anonymous says:

    she is hot

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  10. November 1, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    . says:

    pretty girl

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  11. November 1, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    need more pics

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  12. November 2, 2009 at 1:02 am

    eww. says:

    shes pretty!

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  13. November 2, 2009 at 1:10 am

    borat says:

    i’d bone

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  14. November 2, 2009 at 4:23 am

    Anonymous says:

    She is 17 till may

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  15. November 2, 2009 at 9:05 am

    jomama says:

    pretty…but hoe in the making..she will graduate with honors

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  16. November 2, 2009 at 9:19 am

    DALLAS DALLAS says:

    THAT BITCH GAVE ME A ZJ OUTSIDE OF WISH!!!

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  17. November 2, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Crew Jones says:

    ill bang her the day after she graduates from high school…until then she is too young

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  18. November 2, 2009 at 10:17 am

    JT says:

    I’d like to pee in her mouth!

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  19. November 2, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Banger says:

    I’ll wreck havok on her vagina.

    Reply to Banger
  20. November 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    whoaaa!!! says:

    she told me she was 19 i need to start cardin these hoes

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  21. November 4, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Stacy says:

    saggy labhia. I HEARD!

    Reply to Stacy
  22. November 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    brandon h says:

    had sex with her n shes 17

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  23. November 5, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Anonymous says:

    yall are rude

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  24. November 5, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    good friend. says:

    I’m Jessica’s good friend and I’m going to state some facts.

    1.) she doesn’t do drugs.
    2.) she has NO diseases and you would be surprised how few of guys she has hooked up with
    3.) she is BARELY in the club scene
    4.) she has never been to wish so, Dallas Dallas, that would be impossible.
    5.) this web site is PATHETIC

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  25. November 5, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    vanslut says:

    Jessica is 17!! she won’t be 18 till may. she has been lieing about her age since she was 15. I used to be good friends with her and then she became a slut and got hardcore into drugs. she has had 3 curfew tickets 2 DUI and 3 MIP and got caught stealing and shes really rich… dumb b*tch. She is from plano and is a dumb hoe. She is ALWAYS at clubs and ALWAYS partying and getting in trouble. Look out this girl probably has so many diseases!!! Not to mention has like 20 piercings now

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    • November 16, 2009 at 9:34 pm

      funny says:

      get your shit straight. you look like a retard to all the people who know her for acting like you know her when you post information that isn’t true. it’s actually pretty funny. thanks for being my entertainment for tonight.

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    • November 16, 2009 at 9:39 pm

      funny says:

      get your shit straight. you look like a retard to all the people that know her. see you act like you know her but post false information. it’s actually funny. that’s for being my entertainment for the night.

      Reply to funny
  26. November 6, 2009 at 9:42 am

    hahahahaah says:

    i know this girl and know a lot of guys who’ve had sex with her

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  27. November 7, 2009 at 11:01 am

    patrick says:

    brandon h is right 17 maybe 18 now, he was porking at her some pool party i was at

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  28. November 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    love you jess by gg says:

    ‘all are jelous that vanhuss is a bad ass and you guys prob sit at home and jack off to het pictures,
    she is a badass chick and I love her.
    Shake it off baby haters will hate because all they really want is your love

    Reply to love you jess by gg
  29. November 9, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    liar says:

    maybe she should quit lieing about her age because shes going to end up getting someone in trouble. This b*tch is not 18 till may and needs to get a life. No one would hate on an ugly b*tch who has probably gained 10 pounds the past few months and cut her hair and looks disgushting. shes a skank, liar, troublemaking slut so do us all some good and keep your legs closed vanhussla

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  30. November 11, 2009 at 9:08 am

    i agree with gg says:

    jess is a great girl. so all of yall f*ck off and get a life and stop f*cking with hers. thanks

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  31. November 16, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    idiots says:

    none of you obviously know jessica. she has the biggest heart. jessica doesn’t even lie about her age, she really doesn’t care. and how can someone be hardcore into drugs when they don’t do drugs? idiots. her legs are closed so close your mouths.

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  32. November 18, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    mc. says:

    I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

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  33. December 12, 2009 at 10:39 am

    damnnn says:

    this girl is sexy as hell

    let em hate there jealous b*tches. the more haters the better. hahhaa

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  34. January 4, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Sweetest girl ever! Drugs? Honestly you can hate all you want but does that honestly look like someone who does drugs, so stupid. Lets listen to the person who says “OMg she has like 20 piercing’s too” really? 20? I barely know this girl and couldnt care either way but shes gorgeous and was so down to earth and sweet.

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  35. February 5, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I hit that sh*t last week!!!

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  36. March 8, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Her ex bf gave head for drugs. That’s a fact and that’s why they broke up

    Reply to Anonymous

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