I Am The Coolest


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Itallion guido douche is Gage Nev*l*. This guy is a spoiled little rich kid who wastes all his parents money trying to fit in. This guy is 18 and gets anything he wants, he buys cars, guns and friends..I wonder what his parents would think if he was spreadin all their wealth. He walks around calling himself the Itallion Stallion and by far is the cockiest guy I know. This guy has pipes dreams of becoming a music producer, he is trying to get his one group big time by spending sh*t loads of money on them..too bad they suck. Dude needs to get a real job and stop being a spoiled lil b*tch.
Who the hell thinks it is cool to take pictures in front of an Acura?- nik

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56 Responses to “I Am The Coolest”
WTF, that is like a 1991 Acura.
(A Real) Vegas Guy Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Spoken like an idiot who knows nothing about cars. Thats an NSX, and I’ll bet it smashes whatever you have dork
Anonymous Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 8:37 am
I would still be embarrassed if some guy showed up in that to take me out. Dork.
(A Real) Vegas Guy Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Nobody would pick u up in anything like that; you’re a fatty
Anon Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
NSX is an Acura dumbass.
If you are going to be a keyboard warrior at least have your facts straight retard.
He can’t be that well off. Check out the cheap crib!
Look at that kitchen this fat guido took a picture in>????? That microwave is 30 years old, along with the decoration…..hahahah 30k milli
ARES Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 8:43 am
agreed, that’s the first thing i noticed, nice wallpaper d!ckhead
i cant tell if hes tryin to do the shocker sign or west coast
He looks like he needs to be on high alert with all that expensive crap in his house.
This fatty needs to buy himself some lipo and replace that 70s era linoleum flooring. Is it me or are his fingers jacked, too. What a ‘tard!
i never understood why rich kids want to be gangsta. gangstas are poor.
His place does look like crap. Looks like in the 70’s, similar to Rocky, nice nickname too dork.
ISNT IHIS NAME ADAM NEZIRO*KI? OH SOME SH*T LIKE THAT .. I THINK HE HAS A SISTER NAME JENNY SHE IS A SKANK AND A SKUT SOMEBODY SLAP THIS KIDS FOR ME
Yeah the guy is a dbag, but that is an acura NSX…a classic that is going to topple all the 3 series-driving dbags who read this website.
(A Real) Vegas Guy Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 1:29 am
AMEN! Anybody who knows cars has respect for an NSX
no Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 8:51 am
you can buy a used nsx for about 25k. so… no respect here.
(A Real) Vegas Guy Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 11:39 am
And your mom gives blowies for 10 bucks; Its a recession loser. BTW the ones for 25Gs are all pre-1996. A pre-1996 3 series runs you what? 2-3 gs? Exactly, I call FAIL on your life
Anonymous Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
HA! Real Vegas Guy seems to be a little obsessed with defending that piece- I’m sure you are quite the catch! Get a life and a car that someone would actually want to ride in.
HAAAA! They probably took a pic in front of some random car in a parking lot! Lame
Kitchen sucks, but NSX’s are sweet cars. sorry.
a chain on an Italian I would have never guessed, and he almost knows how to hold that shotty.
Texans have it way to good. Out here in Cali, we salivate at the thought of legal pistol grip semi-auto shottys.
On a side note, just when I was almost ready to declare the fat Italian a stereotype, I see this.
NSX IS A SWEET CAR? IT HAS 300HP!! SORRY GRASSHOPPER BUT YOU DON’T KNOW SH*T.
(A Real) Vegas Guy Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Oh please, people who just look at horsepower and not the myriad of other factors involved in making a car fast DONT KNOW SH*T! An NSX is way out of your league. PS- On another note, DALLAS SUCKS
i would never never never screw him, who cares how rich he is? he is nastyyyyyy
That’s a nice SPAS-12 he’s got. That’s what it looks like. You can’t import them to the US anymore (legally anyway), but the ones that are already here can be pricey if they’re in good shape. They’re pretty heavy and a little unwieldy, but not a bad choice if you have one for home defense. Not a good choice if you’re going to try and bump someone off though.
dont hate on this kid. who ever posted it is a dbag im italian and we are the sh*t so f*ck you who ever you are…..dosnt look like this kid is rich you guys are dumb
All i see is a fat wop. Daddy’s little italian prince. Stick that toy in your mouth and pull the trigger tough guy.
Nice 70’s floor and cabinets. Even better wall paper and formica counters. Friggin dego douche.
thats an nsx. they’re gold anyday. that dude, however, is not.
MOM,,,,MEATLOAF,,,,,,, F*CK!!!!!!!!
Anon Says:
WTF, that is like a 1991 Acura.
You’re a dumbass, 91 nsx is hardtop, that nsx is targa, 94+ model.
Anon Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
OMG,
So it is only 15 years old, not 18 years old. lol
F*g.
Wake up it is 2009.
By the way f*g, my dad had an NSX back in the early 90’s and it only cost about $40,000 back then.
I don’t jerk off and day dream to a million year old car. Loser.
Anonymous Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
WELL SAID. This NSX obsessed guy is incredibly defensive and probably lives in his mother’s basement.
a to b Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 2:28 am
i still like my 01 ford escape…compared to him I paid less, can afford more, and still can only drive it 70mph legally regardless of what car it is. OH, it has leather and a sun roof too! fancy.
Lol what a wigger! Is that a paint gun? Fat ass needs to stop eating
dough boy needs to invest in a diet or maybe steroids…
wait a tummy tuck would be a good starter
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The funny thing is the poster keeps mispelling Itallian and its printed on his shirt
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suit Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 6:35 am
yes, but so did you… It’s “Italian” and you’re right, it is on his shirt.
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