I Am The Coolest

Posted in Dallas, Texas, The Dirty | November 4th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Itallion guido douche is Gage Nev*l*.  This guy is a spoiled little rich kid who wastes all his parents money trying to fit in.  This guy is 18 and gets anything he wants, he buys cars, guns and friends..I wonder what his parents would think if he was spreadin all their wealth.  He walks around calling himself the Itallion Stallion and by far is the cockiest guy I know.  This guy has pipes dreams of becoming a music producer, he is trying to get his one group big time by spending sh*t loads of money on them..too bad they suck.  Dude needs to get a real job and stop being a spoiled lil b*tch.

Who the hell thinks it is cool to take pictures in front of an Acura?- nik

Tags: Dallas, Spoiled, Texas



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I Am The Coolest
  1. November 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    RoadRage says:

    The funny thing is the poster keeps mispelling Itallian and its printed on his shirt

    Reply to RoadRage
  2. November 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Anon says:

    WTF, that is like a 1991 Acura.

    Reply to Anon
  3. November 4, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    nosferatina says:

    He can’t be that well off. Check out the cheap crib!

    Reply to nosferatina
  4. November 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Detroit Playa says:

    Look at that kitchen this fat guido took a picture in>????? That microwave is 30 years old, along with the decoration…..hahahah 30k milli

    Reply to Detroit Playa
  5. November 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    THE HARPOONS!!! says:

    NSX>BOXTER faggot

    Reply to THE HARPOONS!!!
  6. November 4, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    shizzle my wizzle bizzle says:

    i cant tell if hes tryin to do the shocker sign or west coast

    Reply to shizzle my wizzle bizzle
  7. November 4, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Son of Man says:

    He looks like he needs to be on high alert with all that expensive crap in his house.

    Reply to Son of Man
  8. November 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    OCTrout says:

    This fatty needs to buy himself some lipo and replace that 70s era linoleum flooring. Is it me or are his fingers jacked, too. What a ‘tard!

    Reply to OCTrout
  9. November 4, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    peanut says:

    i never understood why rich kids want to be gangsta. gangstas are poor.

    Reply to peanut
  10. November 4, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    ppc says:

    His place does look like crap. Looks like in the 70’s, similar to Rocky, nice nickname too dork.

    Reply to ppc
  11. November 4, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    504 says:

    nigga would neva have the heart to use it!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to 504
  12. November 4, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    PIZZA YOLLO says:

    ISNT IHIS NAME ADAM NEZIRO*KI? OH SOME SH*T LIKE THAT .. I THINK HE HAS A SISTER NAME JENNY SHE IS A SKANK AND A SKUT SOMEBODY SLAP THIS KIDS FOR ME

    Reply to PIZZA YOLLO
  13. November 4, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    susanna says:

    HAAAA! They probably took a pic in front of some random car in a parking lot! Lame

    Reply to susanna
  14. November 4, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Turk says:

    Touch of the Downs

    Reply to Turk
  15. November 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Grasshopper says:

    Kitchen sucks, but NSX’s are sweet cars. sorry.

    Reply to Grasshopper
  16. November 4, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    brownbaglunch says:

    a chain on an Italian I would have never guessed, and he almost knows how to hold that shotty.

    Reply to brownbaglunch
  17. November 4, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    loneranger says:

    who is this coolio?

    Reply to loneranger
  18. November 4, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    Texans have it way to good. Out here in Cali, we salivate at the thought of legal pistol grip semi-auto shottys.

    On a side note, just when I was almost ready to declare the fat Italian a stereotype, I see this.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD
  19. November 4, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    DALLAS DALLAS says:

    NSX IS A SWEET CAR? IT HAS 300HP!! SORRY GRASSHOPPER BUT YOU DON’T KNOW SH*T.

    Reply to DALLAS DALLAS
    • November 5, 2009 at 11:46 am

      (A Real) Vegas Guy says:

      Oh please, people who just look at horsepower and not the myriad of other factors involved in making a car fast DONT KNOW SH*T! An NSX is way out of your league. PS- On another note, DALLAS SUCKS

      Reply to (A Real) Vegas Guy
  20. November 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    JB says:

    i would never never never screw him, who cares how rich he is? he is nastyyyyyy

    Reply to JB
  21. November 5, 2009 at 12:15 am

    punk says:

    f*ggot

    Reply to punk
  22. November 5, 2009 at 12:53 am

    JD says:

    That’s a nice SPAS-12 he’s got. That’s what it looks like. You can’t import them to the US anymore (legally anyway), but the ones that are already here can be pricey if they’re in good shape. They’re pretty heavy and a little unwieldy, but not a bad choice if you have one for home defense. Not a good choice if you’re going to try and bump someone off though.

    Reply to JD
  23. November 5, 2009 at 1:05 am

    hos and blows says:

    dont hate on this kid. who ever posted it is a dbag im italian and we are the sh*t so f*ck you who ever you are…..dosnt look like this kid is rich you guys are dumb

    Reply to hos and blows
  24. November 5, 2009 at 1:29 am

    (A Real) Vegas Guy says:

    AMEN! Anybody who knows cars has respect for an NSX

    Reply to (A Real) Vegas Guy
    • November 5, 2009 at 8:51 am

      no says:

      you can buy a used nsx for about 25k. so… no respect here.

      Reply to no
      • November 5, 2009 at 11:39 am

        (A Real) Vegas Guy says:

        And your mom gives blowies for 10 bucks; Its a recession loser. BTW the ones for 25Gs are all pre-1996. A pre-1996 3 series runs you what? 2-3 gs? Exactly, I call FAIL on your life

        Reply to (A Real) Vegas Guy
  25. November 5, 2009 at 2:13 am

    Droppin Loads says:

    nice linoleum flooring fag!

    Reply to Droppin Loads
  26. November 5, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Maryland with Pride says:

    All i see is a fat wop. Daddy’s little italian prince. Stick that toy in your mouth and pull the trigger tough guy.

    Reply to Maryland with Pride
  27. November 5, 2009 at 7:41 am

    kas says:

    Nice 70’s floor and cabinets. Even better wall paper and formica counters. Friggin dego douche.

    Reply to kas
  28. November 5, 2009 at 9:01 am

    go away says:

    thats an nsx. they’re gold anyday. that dude, however, is not.

    Reply to go away
  29. November 5, 2009 at 9:24 am

    emjay says:

    I think it’s cool..because it’s a f*cken NSX!!!

    Reply to emjay
  30. November 5, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Tyler Durdan says:

    MOM,,,,MEATLOAF,,,,,,, F*CK!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Tyler Durdan
  31. November 5, 2009 at 9:57 am

    dude8 says:

    Anon Says:
    WTF, that is like a 1991 Acura.

    You’re a dumbass, 91 nsx is hardtop, that nsx is targa, 94+ model.

    Reply to dude8
    • November 5, 2009 at 12:44 pm

      Anon says:

      OMG,

      So it is only 15 years old, not 18 years old. lol
      F*g.
      Wake up it is 2009.
      By the way f*g, my dad had an NSX back in the early 90’s and it only cost about $40,000 back then.

      I don’t jerk off and day dream to a million year old car. Loser.

      Reply to Anon
      • November 5, 2009 at 3:44 pm

        Anonymous says:

        WELL SAID. This NSX obsessed guy is incredibly defensive and probably lives in his mother’s basement.

        Reply to Anonymous
  32. November 5, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    THISguy says:

    doesn’t look like money to me

    Reply to THISguy
  33. November 5, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Mike says:

    Lol what a wigger! Is that a paint gun? Fat ass needs to stop eating

    Reply to Mike
  34. November 5, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Anonymous says:

    what a faggot…

    Reply to Anonymous
  35. November 7, 2009 at 10:58 am

    choo says:

    this guy looks like he was blessed with “downs’

    Reply to choo
  36. November 7, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    okay says:

    banana fast car

    Reply to okay
  37. November 8, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    bustin my nutts says:

    dough boy needs to invest in a diet or maybe steroids…
    wait a tummy tuck would be a good starter

    Reply to bustin my nutts
  38. November 15, 2009 at 9:42 am

    hahaha says:

    I saw that car on the highway the other day

    Reply to hahaha
  39. December 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Yikes says:

    He’s a fat wannabe italian dork driving a 15 year old YELLOW riceburner. Personally, I’d kill myself.

    Reply to Yikes
  40. December 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Yikes says:

    Oh, and only true gangsters have vines on their curtains & wallpaper. DOH!

    Reply to Yikes
  41. December 31, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    ha...! says:

    Vegas guy, would the hell would you brag about spending 15k for a 15yr old car? that has 300hp? I’d put money on my 2000 8k lb truck out running that pos.

    Reply to ha...!
  42. November 5, 2009 at 11:37 am

    (A Real) Vegas Guy says:

    Nobody would pick u up in anything like that; you’re a fatty

    Reply to (A Real) Vegas Guy
  43. November 5, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Anonymous says:

    HA! Real Vegas Guy seems to be a little obsessed with defending that piece- I’m sure you are quite the catch! Get a life and a car that someone would actually want to ride in.

    Reply to Anonymous
  44. November 5, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    shes fat says:

    okay so 28,000.00 … much respect here… *fart*

    Reply to shes fat
  45. November 9, 2009 at 2:28 am

    a to b says:

    i still like my 01 ford escape…compared to him I paid less, can afford more, and still can only drive it 70mph legally regardless of what car it is. OH, it has leather and a sun roof too! fancy.

    Reply to a to b

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