Join Our Table

Posted in Miami, The Dirty | November 4th, 2009

Join our table

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, next time your in Miami come sit at our table and buy a bottle for us you wont regret it.

Wow, it looks like the golddiggin’ bottle rat all star team of Miami!!  Sorry ladies I don’t hate my money.- nik

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Join Our Table
  1. November 4, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Carrie in Dublin says:

    What the H-E-double hockey sticks is that blond thing in the middle???

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    • November 4, 2009 at 11:10 am

      LBreezy says:

      Lmao! What is that? All of these phony b*tches hate everyone in the picture. And so do I. Buy your own f*ckin bottle!

      Reply to LBreezy
      • November 4, 2009 at 1:18 pm

        Carrie in Dublin says:

        She looks like she should be on the next Flintstones movie with that necklace and mongoloid brow bone.

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  2. November 4, 2009 at 8:47 am

    RawD0g says:

    haha, Nik told those skeezers wuts up. Sorry ladies, gonna have to prey on the trouts swimming up stream nearing the end of their life cycle for your bottles.

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  3. November 4, 2009 at 8:51 am

    RawD0g says:

    and wtf is up with the alien in the blue on the right? looks like she hasn’t shat in a week.

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  4. November 4, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Dahlia says:

    Behold the Skankbot Parade!

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  5. November 4, 2009 at 8:58 am

    yes says:

    thats lke a 25k night waiting to happen. I shiver with fear.

    Reply to yes
  6. November 4, 2009 at 8:59 am

    mike says:

    I’d hit all dat in da same nite

    Reply to mike
  7. November 4, 2009 at 8:59 am

    Pimpin' says:

    This must be pre game huddle, notice no bottle on the table yet!

    Reply to Pimpin'
  8. November 4, 2009 at 9:02 am

    ? says:

    SAME GIRLS SAME OWNER OF TABLE (SHY) SO NOT MUCH OF BOTTLE RATS JUST SHY RATS

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  9. November 4, 2009 at 9:25 am

    haha...fat girls are miserable says:

    So CLEARY someone is JEALOUS of this crew and keeps posting pictures of them….I see them out in Miami all the time, living the life whether they are paying their own way or someone else is……WHO CARES….

    Good job ladies!!! Theres a FAT GIRL somewhere mad at all of you….

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    • November 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm

      haha back says:

      you are a real class act. the funny thing is, you are probably as ugly as the shims that he hangs out with and probably carry the same herpes. Your mother should be so proud of all of your weight loses and then implemented with +2’s to make you all feel healthy. Well fat girls would lose weight like gayviators girls too if they were walking around with the package.

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  10. November 4, 2009 at 9:31 am

    OU812 says:

    Where’s Al Sharpton when you need him? The Mexican and N3gro are left on the outskirts of that village. O Wait! Sharpton doesn’t give a shEEt about Mexicans, just moon-crickets.

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  11. November 4, 2009 at 9:46 am

    darius says:

    6 months ago, half of these girls were walking around barefoot most likely in columbia or peru. They arrive in Miami and think their shit doesnt stink.

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  12. November 4, 2009 at 9:47 am

    ChoCho says:

    Fake Louie on the table…hamburger

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  13. November 4, 2009 at 9:50 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    AS LONG AS I GET TO DOUBLE BUST ON EACH ONE ILL BUY 3 BOTTLES.. AND SPEND MY LIFES SAVINGS BUYING THEM BOTTLES.

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  14. November 4, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Vegas Insider.... says:

    LOL…its Dirty Vegas slut Kristen Gorano again.

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  15. November 4, 2009 at 10:20 am

    buttalegs says:

    hahahaha priceless nik…thank you for that…beware the bottle rats in cleveland…complete skuzz..

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  16. November 4, 2009 at 10:27 am

    BuffaloAjax says:

    C’mon Nik. It could be Nik and his Technicolor Dreamcoat of Beat Slags.

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  17. November 4, 2009 at 10:36 am

    ? says:

    These are the same girls night after night in the Miami clubs searching for free bottles, vip entrance and a glimmer of attention. They are all just wanna-be, average looking girls compared to the real beautiful models of Miami Beach. The asian noodle in the middle with the black dress dropped out of college after only one year to become a constant club rat in Miami and she hunts for old rich dirty desperate men to pay her bills.

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  18. November 4, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Wojo says:

    Buy a bottle for them? Are you f*cking kidding me? How about every one of you little hookers do an extra lap dance the night prior and kitty up your money and buy him one….

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  19. November 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Mischa says:

    90% of these rats are hiding a greg! for sure!

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  20. November 4, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    CHINCHILLA says:

    DO TABLES NOT HAVE A MAXIMUM CAPACITY IN BROKE A## MIAMI? YOU COULD EACH JUST CHIP IN 10 DOLLARS…OR 100 PESOS AS YOU ARE PROBABLY MORE ACCUSTOMED. OR THE PREGGERS ONE IN THE BLUE COULD HIT UP THE THIRTY GUYS SHES BANGED IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS FOR “CHILD SUPPORT”

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  21. November 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    mista says:

    It seems as if this group is the only group we have here in Miami. LMAO!
    every where you turn its like Alfred Hit*hcock “The Birds”.
    They will attack your bottles from all corners. I cant wait to see them on the dirty in about 2 years or better yet when gayviator is either broke or done with them. LMAO

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  22. November 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Lori says:

    YOU KNOW WHAT It actually is boring to sit at a table with a bunch of women like this who are not fun and just sit around looking pretty…gosh! have some drinks and chill!!

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  23. November 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    stinky foot says:

    Stephine on the far left is such a bottle rat but she is so ugly, no one in Miami scene likes her

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  24. November 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Luddite says:

    They will drain your wallet, but not your balls.

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  25. November 4, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Doorman D says:

    had enough of these hooker skanks already!

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  26. November 4, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    Mr. Obvious says:

    “Buy a bottle for us”

    The Hoe-ore mating call

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  27. November 5, 2009 at 5:50 am

    miami says:

    Seems to be full of hooker bottle rats, that drain bottles and wallets, THEY DO drain balls but for a little extra

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  28. November 5, 2009 at 6:32 am

    Ricky says:

    WTF?!?! So this is where all my maids went with my sl*tty sisters clothes!!

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  29. November 5, 2009 at 9:39 am

    MoneyShot says:

    Tape an 8ball to a soccer ball and roll it down the street watch these bitches start a stampede.

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  30. November 5, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    KC says:

    These girls are actually hot and are classy compared to the real rats i see on Miami Beach

    Reply to KC
    • November 6, 2009 at 10:11 pm

      Rat Raider says:

      If you think that they are hot and classy than you have been hanging out in the Ghetto far too long. They look like they are wearing space suits and sleep with any man that can supply a bottle of booze. If you find that classy then you really are selling yourself short. These girls are straight up call girls. its a well known in the area as well.

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  31. November 6, 2009 at 9:27 am

    squirrel says:

    i love you girls !!!! see u at liv !! woo hoo …

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  32. November 9, 2009 at 6:31 am

    anonymous says:

    haha, true. he is both.

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