
TMZ Reports: Carrie Prejean nets a big fat zero in her settlement with the folks at Miss California USA, sources tell TMZ. Carrie and the Pageant officials have settled their lawsuits against each other and the terms were confidential … until now. We’ve learned the Pageant will fork over around $100,000 for Carrie’s lawyers and publicists connected with the public battle royale. That money goes directly to her flacks and not into her bank account. We’re told Carrie personally gets zilch.
So basically Carrie paid 100K to be a nobody. You and Balloon Boy should hang out sometime.- nik
**Update TMZ Reports: Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork. The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career. We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.
My Bad. And everyone asked me why I called you Miss Good Finger?- nik

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36 Responses to “**Update** Miss Good Finger Carrie Prejean Proves Why She Is An Idiot”
Why is she an idiot again? She’s attacked for answering a “set up to fail” question…answered it honestly, and all this? She’s 22 . You’re an idiot I think Nik. I live in San Diego and she’s got huge support here.
Diggs Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 11:23 am
She would have support from rich, white, republicans. Shocker. Everyone else hates her. She is a liar and has no class or character whatsoever, thats why we don’t want her representing California.
Seattle Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
That is very comforting that she has some support in San Diego….Because every other place on earth wants her dead. sorry anon.
I totally wondered why nik called her the good finger….
LEASURE Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
No, moron… she was attacked because part of her agreement with the pageant was that she had done no nude photos or semi-nude photos. When she started all the controversy suddenly not only do1 or 2 photo shoots show up but 5 or 6 Now there there is a XXX video as well…. SHE IS A LIAR. That’s why miss “holier than thou” is being attacked. Why does everybody avoid that fact. Oh, I know, because it doesn’t support the argument. Stick to the facts. All of the “real” controversy has nothing to do with the stupid question. It has to do with the fact that she is a LIAR!!!!!
Post the Sex Vid Nik!
I can’t way to hardcore.- nik
20K-MILLIONAIRE Reply:
November 4th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
nik,
thats how i like my porn.. do it douche!!!
TMZ is reporting that there is now a Prejean masterbation video.
I wonder if it is pre-boob job or post-boob job.
Nik, you missed the biggest point of the TMZ story—the reason why she settled. Apparently the Pageant’s lawyers have a XXX sex tape(that TMZ has also seen), so the liar and hypocrite had to settle.
She didn’t pay a dime? Read the report, Nik??? She got free +2’s out of it, and the Pageant pays the bills………….
I also live in San Diego and from what I see and hear people do think of her an as idiot who should just shut up and go away..
Also, TMZ is saying that she agreed to such a settlement because the Pageant lawyers showed her the racy sex tape she made basically black mailing her haha. Serves her right for her self proclaimed righteousness
C’mon Nik, the real story is why she settled - there was a sex tape involved. Get on it and get that poop posted!
DUDE DONT BE A DOUCHE BAG!!!!
and post the vid.. girls masturbating is hot.. ive decided.
She is a horrible person. I’m glad that good prevailed and she was taken down! We need to eliminate losers like this from society, or at least send them all to work at Fox News.
Ha.
Dude she is hot, i would love to see that video
BOOOOOOOOOOO Nik! Give us details! At least something!! Did that good finger land somewhere uber naughty?? How dirty is she??? THE DIRTY ARMY WANTS TO KNOW IF SHE GAVE HERSELF THE SHOCKER!!!
I live in San Diego too and no she doesn’t have huge support here. Anyone with a brain realizes she did this for fame and fortune and it blew up in her face. You can’t be one thing and then tell people you are something else because it will catch up to you. It wasn’t a set up to fail question. It was a slam dunk easy question for any pageant contestant and she failed. Thank goodness as we don’t need someone like that representing the young women of today.
HUGE Nik fan and wish you could have released this information about the video earlier as it would have saved the Cali organization thousands of dollars. Thankfully, Carrie gets nothing.
He is a freaking Ho bag!!! I cant stand this stubip bitch!!! He use God a cructh, but in reality she is a freakin whore. Please kill yourself and go away!!!!
Hello! If she wants her $ million dollars she just needs to quietly hire a company and sell the video as “leaked”. Every guy on this site (me included) would pay for this.
nik! the DA is counting on you to find and post this video!
miss california hypocrits!
how do people think she got so far in the modeling business- its dirty work people!!!! nude photos and porn are the bread and butter and how these girls get ahead!
that video was probably made for miss california - it was a rehearsal tape- thats how they choose the girls- porn and nude photos! only way to get ahead in hollywood!
nik, i know you have that tape….come on man, post that shiz…dont be a puss puss…
I’d sniff her finger! Come on Carrie, let me sniff that finger!
If you aren’t gonna post it, feel free to email it to me!
It does not surprise me. San Diego hates this Bimbo.
They are going to release it anyway someday. She should have held out.
San Diego likes her?!?! What city are you living in buddy? She is a greedy lying slut! Go make some more home movies ho
typical bimbo..sounds like my ex…nothing upstairs…
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Well you prove every day why you are an idiot too, so that makes you two pretty even Nik.
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