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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on facebook ealier and this guy popped up claiming to be the official ASU party guy. He’s like a younger gayer Durkee. He even has a photo album just for pictures of girls kissing him, I believe to prove to himself he isn’t gay. Someone needs to help him out b4 its too late and hes an official mass texting lame club promoter in scottsdale.

I bet you this guy gets so much ass at ASU.  The girls that go to that school are such idiots… they would sleep with this douche just to borrow his Claire’s earrings for a day.- nik


Nik Richie