The Next Brian Durkee
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on facebook ealier and this guy popped up claiming to be the official ASU party guy. He’s like a younger gayer Durkee. He even has a photo album just for pictures of girls kissing him, I believe to prove to himself he isn’t gay. Someone needs to help him out b4 its too late and hes an official mass texting lame club promoter in scottsdale.
I bet you this guy gets so much ass at ASU. The girls that go to that school are such idiots… they would sleep with this douche just to borrow his Claire’s earrings for a day.- nik

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64 Responses to “The Next Brian Durkee”
A rapper from Scottsdale???
Doesn’t exactly validate your street cred like being from Compton/NY/Long Beach does it Robbie Van Winkle?
Dj Bello is a well known douchebag. He needs to be put to sleep.
Tipz,
Please tell me you’re an ugly gay male….hamburger
Thats Bobby B he sends out annoying ass messages to everyone at ASU on facebook and is part of some vacation package scheme called WorldVentures. Total Douche
what kind of promoter cant people in for free?? The next brian durkee”i can get you a 5 dollar discount”
This guy is such an @sshole. He is the most annoying person I’ve ever met.
When was the last time he had a purple crayon in his mouth?
hahahah Bobby is a total douche, I’m shocked he hasn’t been on here sooner. Dude has nooo game and thinks he’s some big time promoter cuz he “promotes” at 18+ clubs. TOOL!
this kid is the biggest douche at asu. i am from new york and he makes new york look TERRIBLE because he thinks hes the hottest thing that came out of new york, then why the f*ck are you in Tempe? honestly…
iv seen this guy around asu. heard his from the hard streets of new york but i always see him getting punked. has anyone ever seen his ballerrific car??? i think its a 1981 honda accord yall should see it! lol
bobby b is gay and dosnt know of any parties. Iknow this girl that texted him and he never told her of one party. He told her to come over to his place what a f*ckin creeper. And the clubs are gay. How are we supposed to get f*cked up. fagg*t ass
hey everyone its bobby b for real haha i love haters you guys really think you do damage but in the end i will still make money and i will still get girls. the ONLY reason why i am writing this is because a girl texted me and said i was on this AGAIN haha so for all of you that wrote comments tryin to play me…TAKE A SECOND AND THINK HOW COOL ARE YOU BY GOING ON THIS AND TALKIN D I R T Y ABOUT ME so ne ways say im gay say im this and im that but in the end i will be successful and i will have a gorgeous girl by me thanks for everything HATERS : )
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Looking @ your pics of your room @ mom’s house, you’re far from successful guido.
pornfed Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Trust me, there will be much more than just talk, your a queer and you contribute nothing but spam. No one wants to hear about your sizzla’s 18+ parties. Watch ur back little guy
Dog you don’t have sh*t. Didn’t you used to work at the airport? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Any promoter that can’t get people in for free is a low life. You never have hot girls by the way. Hot doesn’t equal fat and orange. One last thing, i saw someone dressed like a complete douche on Halloweem, he had the CA shirt, the douchy sunglasses, etc. When I asked who he was, he said “Bobby B! I’m a douche”. No lie.
dude seriously you give all long islanders a bad rep. typical doucher thinking you can get any girl you want. you’re an attention whore who obviously cant even do your job right if you cant get people in for free. yes you’re from ny but you have legitmately NO STREET CRED. and you’re calling out people for going on this site and talking sh*t about you? HELLO YOU’RE JUST AS BAD BY RESPONDING!?!?!? what do you think you’re gonna get by calling people out? they’re only gonna come back with more ..complete dumba*s, no class what so ever… keeping f*cking your fat, orange guido sluts, girls never touch this kid even with a 10ft pole. thats just nasty…. just sayin
he dosnt even know of any parties this kid is lame. Ladies he has herpes stay back thats what I heard from on girl
His lip synching and dancing video made him a star………….. on
HI HATERS AGAIN KEEP POSTING STUFF I LOVE IT HAHA I LOVE THE PART WHERE PPL ARE SAYIN I GET WITH “FAT ORANGE GIRLS” THATS CLASSIC AND THE PART WHERE I CANT GET PPL IN FREE HAHA ANOTHER CLASSIC ONE I DONT GET LOSERS LIKE YOURSELF IN FOR FREE ASK ANY PROMOTER THAT WORKS FOR A CLUB YOU ONLY GET IN CLOSE FRIENDS AND HOT GIRLS BUT KEEP MAKING MORE STUFF UP I WILL JUST CORRECT YA EACH TIME
OH BTW THE NY JOKES ARE GOOD TOO KEEP EM COMING
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I heard this dude DJ’s @ some club called “Ain’t Nobodys Buizzz” His top fave’s are:
Macho Man
Let’s here it for the boys
It’s raining Men
Do you really want to hurt me
This dude aint got sh*t. If he did, he wouldnt be sleeping on the floor on some used matress he got on Craigslist.
Don’t get upset, Bobby! I like you’re awesome just the way you are. Everybody that’s well-known and popular pops up on here every once in a while. Everybody knows who you are, so be flattered! And thanks for letting me suck your d*ck when you were dating what’s her face. Our little secret
And this website is a joke and all the losers that check up on this website daily need to GET A LIFE.
Sux2bU Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
“and thanks for letting me suck your d*ck when you were DATING WHATS HER FACE” hahahahaha pretty much confirmed everything people were saying about you getting with nasty guido girls hahahah classssy.
I have been a club promoter for 3 years now as a side job because its not as good as a real job. Dont get me wrong the petty cash is good to have. But any good promoter knows you can get up to 5 people in for free if you want and a few close friends too.
He is actually a pretty cool kid I have to say… he might come off a lil eh but ive never ever seen him disrespect a women and he has dated a few people i know and been nothing but nice.. act like a hoe treated like a hoe ya know
this kid is a huge fag and tried to steal a laptop from us
Thats a nice pink hat he’s wearing. Why does he keep coming on here and calling himself hot?
He has stds lol if you girls want to get herpes go ahead. He likes the black crayon!!!!!!
check out his videos on facebook! SOOOOO SEXxXxXxXi!!!!!!
lol bobby b is a gay promoter is what I have heard. lol I did hear he has stds too lol
EVERYONE I am bisexual so don’t hate. And I dont have stds
this f*ggot used to hang out at the gateway pool everyday last summer. didnt live there. lived outa his car. but begged everyone to hang out with him while playing his MEGA HOT remixes from his ihome and claim to be a DJ.
BUUhahahahaha im not going to say who i am but lets just say i know B….. and what “Tiffany B” wrote was bullsh*t since “Tiffany B” is bobby
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Bobby is obviously writing all the good comments. He is a total flammer and likes ATM. I can stand DB’s like him. I like how he says he’s successful, he don’t own sh*t but the herpes on his mouth.
You guys are all wrong about Bobby. He HAS game. One time he sent my friend a text that said, ” Hey, wanna f*ck?” So romantic. hahaha he’d be cute if it weren’t for the teeth… Bobby get braces!
Anonymous Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
yet sooo many girls sleep with him!! he gets a$$ when he wants it
LOVE BOBBY B. YOU GUYSARE HATERS. but for real haha u guys are rude. i hang out with him and im f*cking hot and so are my girls. so get ur facts stright before u start talkin sh*t.LOVE YOU BOBBYYY!
dumbass Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 1:42 am
Callin yourself hot? That’s a pretty clear cut sign you’re a fat ass c*nt.
you guys are all haters. and for the record this is not bobby this is one of his friends. u guys need to get ur fats stright sayin he hangs out with ugly girls. thats so far off its rediclous considing he hangs out with me and my hot ass friends. and about the promo sh*t gotts start somewhere at least hes trying to reach his goals not just sitting on ur ass looking at the dirty talkin sh*t about people u dont even no. all u fuks get a life and get off ur computers stop talkin sh*t. i dont no if it makes u feel better about ut self but at the end of the day it gets u nowhere!..LOVE YOU BOBBY
I’m tired of this bull sh*t quit hating on me. Arizona people are f*ckin p*ssies they don’t know how hard New York is. FYI I don’t have herpes it was a rash people get your facts straight.
Sux2bU Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
“It was a rash” AHHAHAHAHAHA
Sux2bU Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Kid i dont know you but when your name is Bobby AKA bobby B, like…i dont know if you think its cool to go around saying that or whatever but you come off mad douchie…just letting you know.
since bobby weak’ keeps sending his lame promo events we should send everyone the link on facebook… lets gett this party poppin with real diamond earring 10g’s a piece…
never met him but he’s pretty hot and let’s us know of all the sh8t going down near campus, quit hatin
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I’m sure they’re tons of underage things to do… e’fen lil kids…
love the hater
I maybe small but ill still whoop your ass
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 18th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I guarantee you, I WOULD POUND YOUR FACE IN lil dude. You are nothing more than some punk Tempe kid who would get K.O’ed in 10 seconds. E’f you and every other wanabe tough guy.
BOBBY JENSEN AKA BOBBY B Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 12:43 am
do somthin then b*tch talk is all cheap f*ggot! You’ll be a waste of time. Arizona kids are pussies lol try me im from NY b*tch
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Im not from AZ pu$$ie. I’ll remember your face and show it some LA love next time I see you. (fuck NY and all you guidos) FYI… When you wake up from your ass kickin, look for the 6′2 230lb Mexican standing over you lil b!tch.
Have you people nothing better to do with your lives than have little bitchy temper tantrums on the DIRTY? If you really want to fight someone, say it to their face, don’t hide behind your stupid username and verbally assault them on the F*CKING DIRTY. This website is a joke.
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WNBA: a tall female who is manly
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This guy is a QUEEN.. See him around ASU with teh fattest Ho’s. Next time I see him on campaus I will introduce myself by [replaced] him to the [replaced]!
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