THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the Vegas dirty duo hitting club Liv in Miami for Halloween, Nik is that guy with mapquest her new Greg, and why did Aim dress up and mapquest didnt?
They are too good for Halloween… that is probably why they skipped out on Vegas. Sometimes I feel like MapQuest’s belly button is evaporating.- nik

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44 Responses to “Mapquest & Aim Celebrate Halloween In Miami”
It’s such a shame that pretty girls feel they have to buy huge chest balloons to improve their looks. Well, the good news is when she grows up, gets a real self esteem, she can always have those freakballs removed.
Lbreezy your just a jealous bitch I bet your just a troll
looks like mapquest is gonna need another belt hole soon.
does mapquest even have a thought in her head. always looks like she’s trying to remember “breathe in, breathe out”.
all u gay a$$ men out there ill take it who wants to $ex a girl whos built like a boy they both can get it
Holy…blondie better star buying jeans that aren’t low riders…. that ass is getting huge…and the low rider look ain’t going to hide that
mapquest is to thick only a blk man would want all that azz
MAPQUEST DIDNT HAVE HER PLAYED OUT PAINTED HALLOWEEN OUTFIT..WUT A SURPRISE! SHES STILL SPORTING THE SAME OL OUTFIT SHES WEARS. POOR GIRL NEEDS 2 GET A WARDROBE. AS FAR AS AIM HOLY SH*T SHE LOOKS F*KN HOT.
i guess we r back to stalking aim an mapquest agin. wow i guess we r the cool ones on blog on the internet. cant wait for another pic to come out.. so we have more to talk about!!!!!!
we dont stalk mapquest or aim. aim is someone girls are envious of and mapquest is just a lost cause. she hangs on to aim for dear life cuz without aim by her side nobody would give two sh*ts about her a$$. mapquest your FUGLY and nobody is envious of your a$$ we just enjoy making fun of you.
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November 5th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
SOOOO WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN HER A$$ THEN? IF SHES NO BODY THEN GET OVER IT. ITS QUITE CLEAR THAT YOU PERSONALY HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH HER, MAKE LOVE NOT WAR.
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November 5th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
It’s funny how your on here acting like a random person when u no your not u should take your clothes off and look n the mirror and when your done crying become an atheist because god didn’t bless u….Send your pic n nik probly won’t even post it because no 1 will even comment on u because u make girls glad they don’t have your body problems and u make dudes dicks small when u undress
Is that aim new boyfriend? Damnn this girl only dates big dudes…
Is it me or is her ass getting larger and larger?
I just realized that mapquest is seriously hideous. Why she always wearing jeans>
I’d hit both of them real fast I like meat I’m coming to Vegas forget l.a.
I’ve seen alot of girls spend a whole lot of money and have risky procedures to get figures like these and they still can’t compete they fu*k they’re bodies up 4 life and have to try to cover there lumps and bumps and disfigurements it’s hard to find soft round not square or disfigured and lumpy booties on a woman , so in other words flat booty no hip girls don’t try this at home.
ive seen both these girls an both are to big. big azz big tits jus gross only a purple crayon would it them
i love mapquest she looks like a big blow up doll i would take it for a ride
mapquest never stole a boyfriend we just like making fun of you! we enjoy the laughs and you always up on this site defending your a$$ saying you stole someones bf. nope honey your just ugly! but i’m sure you’ll be up aim’s a$$ soon you better hold on for dear life.lol
lol mapquest sells pu$$y for a living,hangs on to aim for dear life,and the only thing natural on her is ugliness. yes we all know you strip and durning the day her a$$ is on the dirty. so tell me whos the one with no life? keep defending yourself and your the only one who compliments on your own pics. hurry,hurry puppy dog its time to go run to your owner,aim!
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November 6th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Who is this girl she’s going hard if she had a knife I think shed use it thisis definitely personal
Anonymous Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
not bitter,you never stole anyones bf,nor am i hating cuz i give aim hella props! mapquest is just a ugly mug whos so up aim’s a$$.
we love aim but that mapquest is a train wreck. aim dump your sidekick. you’ll look better without that thing hanging on you.
i second that! mapquest is nothing without aim. mapquest you are one ugly chick. good thing she bought her self a pair of boobs cuz thats the only thing attractive on her. and no you didnt steal my boyfriend your jusy way ugly.
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November 6th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Gees y is it the same girl posting all these comments. Man she’s mad tell us info what happen? We want the dirt!
seems to me sum one as a personal issue with mapquest. i love stripper drama. it is kinda pathetic that they keep logging on an commenting but i guess strippers have no day job
mapquest needs to stop taking pictures with aim. we want pics of only aim. mapquest ruins each pic with her ugly face.
Y r u b’tches all arguing over some pics over the Internet……..useless b’tches….I wanta squirt on the blonde them some big ole tittays
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6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
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Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
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Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
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Gills: side fat; love-handles
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Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
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Hoemerican: an American hoe
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Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
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Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
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WNBA: a tall female who is manly
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WTF is that blonde thing? That’s one of the ugliest, weird shaped chicks that I have ever seen.. And she, thinks she’s hot! Lol That’s absolutely fantastic!!!!
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November 5th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
its called a hour glass figure. big on top waist goes in then hips go back out. look it up
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