The Real Bullet of Orange County
The Real Housewives of Orange County premieres tonight on Bravo. Make sure you tune in because Gretchen Rossi is going to explain her vibrating actions. I wish Slade Slimey would explain why he owes $80K in child support to his ill side scratch.
**Tamra is DIRTY ARMY Strong. I decided. I moved this to the top because I know everyone is typing in “Gretchen Rossi Vibrator Cord” in Google.
Also See: The Gretchen Chronicles
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105 Responses to “The Real Bullet of Orange County”
6 full pages of the dirty devoted to GR, wow, she MUST be important! Aren’t there more interesting people on this entire planet that you can devote 6 full pages too? Guess not : (
k Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
if you are looking for more important things to worry about, might i suggest msn.com
dont come on this website suggesting something like that when you know what you are getting yourself into. DONT YOU have more important things to do in life besides skimming this website? there is something to ponder ummm….
Yeah, Slade’s son has a brain tumor and the bastard won’t see him or pay his back support! POS!
Shuffle Demon Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I agree with you totally…Yet if you ever heard the ” Dad Of The Year ” on the show he always waxes on how he is all about his kids and family… what a f*cking scumbag…if that was my kid…I would be there every minute…kids love for their parents is un-conditional…but Slade Scumbags love only seems to be only for appearances
Well everyone that knows Gretchen probobaly has seen her in her usual position..this one…must be time to find another guy to take care of…got to get that pay cheque…right Gretchen?
Are they going to explain why Vicki’s still a WH@RE ???
this stupid ass bitch should of never went on TV and made a complete fool of her self
“Are they going to explain why Vicki’s still a WH@RE???”
Only when you do Gretchen!!!
Why is she still on the show? Her gold mine died!
Just ran all the pictures of gretchen from the dirty on the season premiere
Everyone always hating on that woman, Have a baby by me baby be a millionaire!
Slade. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. U f’n golddigger
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Hey Nik, I have pictures of Gretchan doing coke! I will be sending them to you via e-mail keep on the look out!
i LOOOOOVE TAMRA!!!!!!!
tamra needs to worry about her marraige Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Tamra is a hater, she is not the hottest housewive, so she is hating on Gretchen
k Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
gretchen looks like a wilderbeast. look at her bone structure in her face, it resembles a caveman
GRETCHEN IS MISUNDERSTOOD.
I love her. Shes an amazing person. Everyone has taken photos like this. Chill out eveyrone
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November 6th, 2009 at 8:18 am
“Everyone has taken photos like this.”
Are you serious??? There are women out here with class who would never allow photos like this to be taken of them.
Hey, all you guys know you’d love to bang that sweet butt Grechen has, I’d love to stroke the pants off her. She is one of the best on the show. As far as the vibrator cord, she got it and others from victoriasvibrators.com
dude….lighten up….she’s will slade now and we all know they will bring each other to pure death
everyone and i mean everyone has done something that they regret! be it nationally known or a dark secret…. she just got caught doing her dirty work and being too trusting of people!! GET OVER IT!!
you guys are way to into housewifes of oc, i decided
p.s. cool pic
I have photos of Vicki nude…. after she f*cked my boy in vegas
Why cant she just say the truth. i’m young he had cancer i needed some action. If she has a v w/ a cord someone needs 2 send her a catalog.
does anyone besides me thing Tamara’s hair looks overprocessed, dry and brittle. I think she is WAYYYYYYYYYYYY, jealous of Gretch.. I like gretch and don’t think she’s an angel. christ sake she is the youngest on the show she’s 30 years old.. have fun whatever you do at any age!! Hell to the yeAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
FunkYou.. Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Ha ha… i thought the same of Tamara’s hair…. Gretch’s hair looked silky and fab…
Tamra is Dirty Army Strong! Never has there been a better compliment bestowed! Gretchen’s The Dirty Housewife Troll Licker! ha
I CANT BELIEVE EVERYONE IS BEING SO JUDGEMENTAL ABOUT GRETCHEN. SHE WENT THROUGH A HORRIBLE DEAL WITH LOSING JEFF AND NOW SHE HAS ALL THIS BAD PRESS. SHES LIVING HER LIFE JUST AS EVERYONE IS WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST STAND DOWN AND LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE SHES BEEN TRU ENOUGH, AND AS FOR SLADE IF HE MAKES HER HAPPY THEN WTF LET HER BE HAPPY SHE NEEDS TO BE. I THINK TAMARA IS THE CRAZY ONE!!!! SHES JUST JEALOUS OF GRETCHEN IM MEAN COME ON GRETCHEN IS THE BOMB AND TAMRA COULD NEVER BE A BOMB EVEN IF SHE TRIED REALLY HARD. I THINK TAMRAS HUSBAND IS A PRICK WHO MAKES HER LIFE HELL SO SHE HAS TO VENT AND SHE TAKES IT ALL OUT ON GRETCHY ……….DAMN TAMRA BACK OFF WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN F*CKED UP LIFE. DONT HATE ON HER JUST CAUSE SHES HAPPY. AS FOR VICKI SHES SO FAKE IT ISNT EVEN FUNNY….I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER FAMILY CAUSE ITS OBVIOUS SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT HERSELF.. TRUE FRIENDS DONT EVEN MATTER TO HER AS WE SEEN ON TONIGHTS SHOW….JEANA NEEDED HER BEST FRIENDS HELP AND SHE TURNED HER BACK ON HER WTF IS THAT ABOUT. VICKI SUX………………………
DUH Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
We won’t leave Gretchen alone until she addresses her honey’s deadbeat dad issues. Seriously, there is a very sick little boy not getting the financial support he deserves and Gretchen is enabling that to happen.
holy shit tonight premiere was hilarious Tamara is my new favorite person GRETCHEN will do anything for a buck hahaha
me and 4 of my boys rain a train on Gretchen after a night out at sutra where we meet her and blew it all over her face.. looking for pics of the night to send in.. Gretchen and her fat ass is a cum sucking whore
thought they might blur the local on national television? Wrong, the dirty logo was seen at least 3 times i think for millions to see. NIK is rich eeeeeeeeeeeee
Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?
i love how tamra was just like a vibrator WITH A CORD, i thought everyone had a rabbit these days. i hope tamra gets a divorce.
What the hell is the BIG friggin deal?So, she may have used a man to get the things she wanted in life-he used her too my friends-he wanted a beautiful peice of ass and he got it-she wanted a good life if only for awhile and she got it-win win.What she does now is her own god damn business.Plus,look at ALL the hollywood starlets doing playboy,porn, sex videos,drugs and alcohal! Shes letting loose and someone caught it on tape and cameras-its only because people WANT to see the worst from people-not them doing better or good things.WE are the sick and disturbed ones WANTING to see it!
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you are all just jealous of her and many of you don’t know her personally. we have no reson to judge anyone. she’s drop dead gorgeous and looks to have an amazing personality. leave her alone and let her live her life.
love you girl!!!
My god… there is a lot of ignorant people on here that live in a glass house. Bunch of judgemental jerks. May god help us all… What the hell is this world coming too?
What are costs for scoring state tests? Do schools bear them?
tamras just jealous that she dosent look as good as gretchen now or even when she was 20! and wtf is up with tamras eyebrows?? and honey plz that eyeliner!!! it just intensifies how old u reallllly look!
TAMRA IS DIRTY ARMY STRONG BECAUSE NIK IS FRIENDS WITH TAMRA’S RAPIST SON, HAHAHAHA. NICE TRY, RETARD NIK.
matt Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 7:53 am
no, tamra is just honest and real…gretchen is a biotch supreme
a question without an answer is a paradox or a rhetorical question, so thats just not funny…..but yea
gretchen is HOOOOT! I would give my left nutlet to do coke off those sweet thighs!!!
wow still peeps r at it… whatever i think people are just jeleous thats all.. ( i probably spelled stuff wrong since i have bee drinking) but seriously she is the one with the last laugh…
it’s clear to anyone who watched tonight’s episode that Gretch is a woman in grief…she’s young and yummy so she’s coping the only way a woman like that can in L.A. Tamara, if you were 40 years younger and you’d suffered similar obstacles you’d certainly be doing what she’s doing…your phuck trophy Ryan is proof of that…although I think considering the circumstances you were just a teen whoore whereas gretchen is just being a sensual young hottie- smart enough to double bag it or at least use the pill so she could avoid prematurely balding offspring which might cramp the possibility of a future Mr. Gretchen. Simon must be really pathetic or really lacking to take on a whoe like you with that kind of worthless baggage! Rock on Gretchen!!
Gretchen is a freak acne faced wh*re who has no class, no brains and her parents obviously did a terrible job with her. JOKE
why don’t you get a REAL JOB instead of censoring postings about that crusty bitch Tamara?! You call this a gossip site…seems more like a shi* site to me…that is shit you wanna publish!!! Ever heard of the right of freedom of press douche bags?! You f*cking suck and i hope Tamara’s husband Simon gang rapes all of you on Grape Street in Compton while you’re filming “Real Housewives of Orange County…The Bloopers” f*ckin f*gs!
‘Everyone has taken photos like this’?!?!?!
what world are you living in?
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Why is veryone triping out on this picks just let her do wat she wants is her life..
Nobody gave a sh!t back when you first posted all of this and that is true even today.
Leave her Alone! Who know’s what ya’ll do and no one knows about. Why is everyone so worried about her and what she does with her life. It’s her life to live. Worry about your life and stop judging people off of pictures, and he say she say! We will never know the real truth and even if we did, what difference does it make. Like everybody havent lied or used somebody or got wild at one point or another in their own lives. Ya’ll are so sad, ya’ll have no life to live of your own. DOnt hate because she doing her own thang.
Ok Gretchen just killed me with her ‘who has a vibrator with a cord, I thought everyone has a rabbit’. I find it hard to believe that Gretchen has never heard of the bullet. Come on! Tamara has been jealous of Tamara from the start. Gretchen is so much younger and hotter than Tamara and why doesn’t she worry about being associated with the wh*re, VICKI!!! puhleeze, she is jealous of Tamara!
tamra needs to worry about her marraige Reply:
November 7th, 2009 at 11:41 am
ok Tamra, she use the same exact line. use your own words, no tamra is jealous of GRETCHEN
Tamra is one of the hottest milfs around. I would love to very hard.
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Hey Nik by the looks of things last night you might have ti give Tamara a job after her hubby kicks here to the curb. That show just goes to show you might have money but that doesn’t mean you have any class.
tamara is just jealous of gretchen. she has always been jealous. getting her drunk at the dinner party. etc she fights with her husband all day and acts like a witch. she is jealous. also tamaras hair is so frizzy and fried. she just cant get her youth back and cant stand to see gretchen because she is young and her hair is pretty.
i was t-bagged by a priest when i was young…..just sayin
Gretchen is young and still trying to find her place in the world. No, it’s not good to take pictures of this nature. Especially when they could end up in the wrong hands and then plastered on the net for ev1 to judge! But come on!, live and let live. She isn’t really hurting anyone. And, so what, Jeff left her alot of money. He’s a grown man and I’m quite sure he wasn’t a stupid man. He knew what the deal was when he accepted her into his life. If no one likes her or the things she does, then simply don’t watch the show, or google her name, or track her down any other way!! I mean, do you chase random people down the street and try to find out their secrets so you can b*tch about them in blogs? I didn’t think so. So what is it about this lady that’s so different? You don’t know her any better than a stranger walking down the street. What gives you the right to tear her down for her mistakes? I like Gretchen. She is beautiful, full of life, funny, and has a great smile that lights up the room. She will eventually find her way. And I wish her all the happiness in the world. Actually, I wish everyone in the world happiness!
Man is this girl rolling her balls off in this pick or what ? What were they triple stack Mitsubishi’s ?
You guys I know for a fact that she tried engaging in a 3 some with my son and one of his friends, I have video and I will be sending to Nick today, Keep and eye out!
"NEWS FLASH" Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 10:56 am
The “New” House Wife SMOKES them all!!!!!!!!!! she’s hotter than any of those hags…..
P.S. Vicki is such Chicago trash lmao…..did you grow up in Berwyn?? lmao
tamra needs to worry about her marraige Reply:
November 7th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Tamra so what, and why is it your business to throw her on blast, you have to go out of your way, stop hating and why are you on this website? must be right your rapist son is freinds with nik
hate tamara and vicki.. they are so weird looking.. tamara with her creepy forehead and vicki with her loooong face and jacked teeth..
gretchen is ugly she has weird bumps all over her face and tries to hide it with tons of makeup
Tamera, thought you didn’t talk to the press? You & Vickie are so jealous it’s sick. Get a life…and a house. Loseing yours aren’t ya. LMAO
I think Gretchen is HUMAN!! and everyone needs to get over what she is doing!! I think Gretchen is sweet and is very beautiful, Tamara and Vicki are very unhappy people that love talking about others! Makes me sick, Tamara is a jealous evil person and Vicki Man, where do I start Mean Evil wintch!! Everyone always hates the pretty happy one! I think Tamara needs to stop trying to keep the Gretchen thing going!! Get a life Tamara and put your energy into your failing marriage and children, instead of talking crap about Gretchen. You are not the hottest housewive!!
Can’t stand Tamara she’s a vile wicked beeotch!! She’s so nasty and rude to everyone… I guess that’s why her husband is so nasty and rude to her, and her son is a LOSER (putyour energy into his sorry ass maybe he’ll be a real man one day) Tamara’s got her panties all bunched up her flat a*s over Gretchen… Get a life and a job beeotch and maybe you’ll be able to avoid getting evicted!
God the Bellinos are ugly. I was at the party last weekend looking at all the styling when I made the mistake of seeing Fred Flintstone aka Jimmy Bellino dressed as a pirate. LOL. Did this fat slob think he was that fine Johnny Depp? Oh, that’s right. Takes lots of coke from old “I’ve found Jesus” Jimbo to make him look good or maybe just a few bucks. Right Alex? Even you girl looked bad in that wench thingy.
GRETCHEN iS ABSOLUTELY HUMAN AND HAS BEEN THROUGH SOME SERiOUSLY TOUGH TiMES TO BE ONLY iN HER 30s… SHE LOST THE LOVE OF HER LiFE AND THAT WOULD DRiVE ANY NORMAL PERSON TO DO THiNGS THAT THEY WiLL REGRET LATER iN LiFE–iT DOES NOT MAKE HER A BAD PERSON!!!!!! TAMARA–>YOU NEED TO BACK THE F*CK OFF FOR REAL! AND GET YOUR OWN DAMN LiFE OR TRY N SALVAGE THE ONE YOU HAVE LEFT!! YOU HAVE MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DEAL WiTH!! YOU’RE SO CONSUMED WiTH OTHER PEOPLES LiVES THAT CAN’T EVEN TELL WHEN YOU’RE CHiLDREN ARE ENGAGiNG iN MORE HORRiFiC ACTiViTiES THAN THiS!! RYAN iS A TOTAL F*CK UP AND YOU THiNKS iTS PERFECTLY OKAY!! YOU SHOULD’VE NEVER HAD MORE KiDS BECAUSE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THE ONE YOU HAD iN HiGH SCHOOL!! AND SEEiN HOW YOU DON’T WORK OR NEVER HAVE, YOU HAVE A LOT OF BALLS TO CALL GRETCHEN A GOLD DiGGER! GET A JOB B*TCH AND MAYB THE BANKS WON’T TAKE YOUR HOUSE AWAY!! i FEEL BAD FOR SiMON–HE’S NOT THE CONTROLLiNG ONE.. YOU ARE!!!!!
TEAM GRETCHEN Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
OH AND ONE MORE THiNG…. WHAT FEMALE DOESN’T HAVE A “VIBRATOR WiTH A CORD”?!?!?!?!?!?! iT’S CALLED A BULLET YOU DUMB ASS B*TCH AND MAYB YOU SHOULD iNVEST iN ONE!!!!!!
Tamra is UGLY OLD HER MAN DONT WANT HER, she is super JELOUS of gretchen, Gretchen is way hotter than her. i think Gretchen should get with Tamaras Hubby!!!!! That would be Awesome…..hahahahaha
I Love how half of them are going BROKE… TAMARA- Money problems… Jeanna-Foreclosure… Lynne- Evicted…. WOW nice work ladies… blew all your money thinking you were famous and now look at you… SHOULD CALL YOU: “OC’S BROKE ASS HOUSEWIVES!!”
It’s not even close, Tamara is the finest piece of A$$ on that show hands down!
Vicki & Gretchen..Not So Much!
At least tamra keeps it real. Gretchen is a gold digging wh*re. Deal with it honey.
Pffft Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Tamra keeps what real? Gretchens life? Tamra needs to keep her marriage real…..and maybe her body parts..
Pretty sad when you have some low life that would send in a picture like this. Big deal about the cord. Come on people. This type of vibrator allows for multiple settings, speed, rolls, that is the reason for the cord. You can find them at any place that sells vibrators. No biggie. Shame on you. Gretchen is a beautiful girl having fun. This is a jealousy issue and nothing else. Get a Life.
Vicky is a fat psycho and her son is lazy and retarded. Her daughter must be mortified. Time to get Vic off the show and make room for a real MILF.
Tamara is nasty jealous beyatch. That son of hers is a full goon molester. All taxpayers should demand he be rendered sterile, otherwise it will be a life of food stamps for him and his kids because he is clearly too stupid to ever be gainfully employed. We all dodged a bullet when Nugget died. Tamara is losing what looks she had and it is obvious that is why she hates Gretchen. Looks like Simon is finally clueing in and will soon dump her ass.
Dude man Kenny Rogers was stoked to have Gretchen’s hot ass working him out, part time or whatever, in his final days. Who cares ? If I was old and dying I would be forever grateful to her for the fine servicing.
Gretchen is beat, Viki is horribly ugly, and Tamara is too freckly and fast becoming beat. Who cares about these life losers?
Tamra sees in gretchen a person she will never be and it kills her,,i like the ones with a cord,you get all the power of 4 batteries and they arnt bulked into the fun parts of the toy,,the cord allows more power without the bulk,Viki ,omg get over yourself,what she did to gina was enough for me to hate the site of her,
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Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
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PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
She’s pretty thick in the thighs.
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POWRIGHTINTHEKISSER Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 12:10 am
ID HAVE TO SAY ANYONE WHO SUGGESTS WATCHING HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY TAKES IN IN THE POOPER
JUST ALLUDING
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dirtmerchant Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 8:32 am
easy everybody when my significant other is rotting away from cancer that has riddled his organs and body, I like to catch a heavy buzz and pleasure myself on film so I feel better doesnt everybody?
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