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Posted in Kansas City | November 6th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessie Ro*d and Young Steph **Sl*ts of KC 2009** J.Hood has slept with or sucked off all the black men in Blue Valley and working her way through Lawrence, KS currently. She is known for starting fights and “winning” because she can tackle someone like she is apart of the Chicago Bears defense, looks a lot like Lance Briggs to me but white.. Between her front tooth that falls out in public(literally) her backne, and her “fat”ass the black men let her touch them with a bag over her head. Young Steph isn’t that bad she just acts like she will sleep with everyone to get free things like into the bars, to get a dog, to make her bf jealous that club rats want her. You may think she is jail bait, don’t worry she gets that alot. Steph “grew boobs” to ensure guys that they aren’t on “To catch a predator” She has messed with the same group of guys since high school and has worked her way to the top. She has landed the best dealer to be caught in OP, by her father. When they break up she sleeps with his friends to make him jealous. She works at two bars and sloots it up dancing for money and sells bottles of liquor…sounds like a stripper to me. She tries to act like her boyfriend’s ex…she bought the same car, stalked her, and would call privately for hours. Even showed up at her work and where she lived by following her. They are both barely over 5ft tall and fake tan soo much Willy Wonka would hire them.

They sound classy.- nik

Tags: KC, Sl*ts



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Umpa-Lumpa-Doopity-Do
  1. December 20, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    haha says:

    Alex Str*tz

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  2. December 23, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Dane

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  3. December 27, 2009 at 10:51 am

    Anonymous says:

    Chris Grafton

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  4. December 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    slut says:

    jon b

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  5. December 29, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Dumb b*tch says:

    joe m. what thats like 10 already listed?

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  6. December 29, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    wow says:

    joe m.

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  7. December 31, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Yeah .. says:

    Yeah she screwed JOE MUHAMMAD when her and Lo were fighting. Nasty ass hoe

    Reply to Yeah ..
  8. February 1, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    duh says:

    Chris Bi*d

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  9. February 3, 2010 at 8:54 am

    MISS IMBER says:

    F*CK STEPHANIE IM*R!!!! I wana see someone hit this bitch to make her shut her ugly ass up. This bitch walks around power n light like shes the sh*t, NAH BItch- we all know of you, nobodody wants to touch that nasty s*it! Go get ANOTHER DUI , but this time….smash into a tree first. Dumb Bitch

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    • February 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm

      You Know. says:

      wow steph,
      I cant imagine what it would feel like to be known as the KC bicycle.. everyone has had a ride, or two.. Why dont you do yourself a favor and leave town, start over.. You have ruined any chance of being thought of as a respectful human being here in KC.. You did this to yourself.. Take the hint, no one likes you.. some might pretend, and to those few individuals: you have issues of your own. Stephanie, I could and WOULD beat the f*ck out of you but time in jail is not worth messing up you’re already messed up face. Get a real job, an education, and stop acting like such a wh*re. You have no self respect and no future. These 90 some posts should prove to you that you are NOTHING, you are NOBODY, and you sh*t stinks just as much as anyone elses. I dont get you, I dont like you, and I never want to have to look at your ugly face, hear your ugly voice, or even know I am somewhere you have been. I cant count how many restroom walls throughout KC have bad sh*t written on them about YOU. Crawl in a corner and die, do yourself and KC that favor.

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    • February 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm

      You Know. says:

      wow steph,
      I cant imagine what it would feel like to be known as the KC bicycle.. everyone has had a ride, or two.. Why dont you do yourself a favor and leave town, start over.. You have ruined any chance of being thought of as a respectful human being here in KC.. You did this to yourself.. Take the hint, no one likes you.. some might pretend, and to those few individuals: you have issues of your own. Stephanie, I could and WOULD beat the f*ck out of you but time in jail is not worth messing up you’re already messed up face. Get a real job, an education, and stop acting like such a wh*re. You have no self respect and no future. These 90 some posts should prove to you that you are NOTHING, you are NOBODY, and your sh*t stinks just as much as anyone elses. I dont get you, I dont like you, and I never want to have to look at your ugly face, hear your ugly voice, or even know I am somewhere you have been. I cant count how many restroom walls throughout KC have bad sh*t written on them about YOU. Crawl in a corner and die, do yourself and KC that favor.

      Reply to You Know.
  10. February 5, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Anonymous says:

    I love how Stephanie and Heather Taylor are now working together at that trashy lil pub… lol… birds of a feather right. too bad steph f*cked her bf.. Dont know Heather that well but my only advice is run… or puke…

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  11. February 5, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Anonymous says:

    stephanie is the biggest wh*re in kc. my boyz and i have all hit it..

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