What The Hell Is Up With Sosa
THE DIRTY ARMY: The top pick was 6 months ago. I guess the roids will make your skin turn all jacked up too. By the bottom pick I would say it will also make you hook up with a chick that has a touch of the downs. Whats with her eyes? Goonies much?
I noticed this last month, but now I am wondering why nobody is talking about it? Sosa obviously has some sort of health issue going on here… it has to be a side effect of all the needles in the butt.- nik
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“I’ll just bite my lip and hope nobody realizes I’m starting to look a little MJ”
Oh, and now Nik, poltical expert, is also a doctor,
I think this guy is bleaching his skin like Michael Jackson did. What a shame. Why the self-hate, Sammy?
stealing stories from the dlisted are we? …
nosferatina Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:33 am
EXACTLY! I have noticed that a lot of Nik’s celeb material appears right after MK posts it. Thank God Nik has MK to steal from!
I read he’s going through some sort of skin rejuvination, whatever it is it’s nasty looking
Really? You noticed this a month ago or you noticed MichaelK talking about it on dlisted yesterday?
i wonder if he has vitiligo like Michael Jackson had…
personally, having seen it many times in the afro-latino community, i think hes sick of always being associated with purple crayons and hed rather be thought of as a (non-grilled) burrito…
“he’s in the process of going through a laser treatment to his skin after spending years playing in the sun.” That’s what his “friend”is telling people…
ok first of all hes doing this on purpose. he wants to be caucasion now. and hes wearing green contacts. dudes ridiculous.
I saw this on espn…supposedly it is a skin rejuvenation that he was/is doing. Nice cover up. This explains why all those roid heads get spray tanned.
dont be such an ignorant hater ~ FYI there are light skinned Latinos that tan that dark (like me) when not in the sun the skin pigmentation reverts back to a much lighter color.
This is strange. His eyes are lighter too. Trying to be white??
lots of ppl are talking about it nik. i found about twenty articles over it (all from the past week or so, so you were still ahead of the curve). anyways it looks like vitiligo could be cause by steroids and other lifestyle choices. they are saying it is just a “skin rejuvanation” thing he is going through and that he didn’t expect to be this light. he is also wearing GREEN contacts.
Twilight: Night at the ball game???
He looks like he may have fell victim to a thirsty vampire!
No one is talking about it, because it’s not news, Nik. Duh! The man has been playing ball for years in the sun, and received skin rejuvenation treatments to better his skin. A possible side effect is discoloration of the skin.
You dumb pakastinian camel jockey. What is your obsession with needles in the butt. Is this a dirty pun meaning nik likes a needle in his ass at vegas nightclubs.
Your an ignorant douchebag, steroids don’t kill stupidity does and I fear nik licky dies an early death
Hepatitis causes yellowing of the skin and can be contracted with dirty needles. That would be my guess.
His rep issued this statement:
“He’s not trying to be Michael Jackson. He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin. Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting. He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, ‘If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture.’ People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can’t believe it is such a big deal. He has always been concerned with the way he looks. Probably just bad timing going to an awards show.”
C’mon nik, if your going to show this, at least show the full picture. that chicks right tit is bigger then his Left. he just went with a cheap plastic surgeon like Kanye did
the issue is mental. he’s doing it to himself. look at his eyes those are contacts and he chemically straightened his hair.
looks like he’s got M.J. disease, wanting to be white.
his eyes used to be brown and i would know because i’m a fag
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November 8th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
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He looks like he has a touch of the michaels…..
and she looks like that wrestler Chyna…
Maybe he is honoring Michael Jackson. What a weirdo.
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dude f*ck off, this stuff happens. i’m mexican and can get dark as eddy murphy, then when there’s less sun out, i can be as white as frasier. it’s just a hispanic thing
Dong Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 5:38 am
The term hispanic is a cultural identity not a racial identity. Sammy Sosa is hispanic of African descent, and you are, more than likely, a Mestizo of Spanish and Indigeneous blood.
This was on TMZ yesterday. There is even a follow-up on TMZ today…
Maybe he’s one of the Visitors that have been here for years. If he’s been having reptilian sex with Anna I’m going to be pissed (and jealous).
One of his “friends”, Rebecca Polihronis, I think she’s a flack for the Cubs in Chicago, is quoted in the Tribune saying it’s the result of some skin rejuvenation treatments he’s had, and it’s no big deal, and not a medical issue, and that he was surprised his skin has turned white, although in real life he’s not that much lighter,and the lighting in the photos are exaggerating things, blah blah blah. Look– Sammy’s a f*cking liar, and a real self-centered jerk. I’m going with the obvious: He’s trying to look white, like the ladies he likes. Anyone disagree?
Like the late great Michael Jackson, maybe ol’ Sammy caught a case of the Vitiligo. Seems to be going around.
Skin pigment discoloring due to liver failure, caused by steroids… true story!
look at his teeth in the last pic, they are kind of yellow too
Can we even call him a Purple Crayon anymore?
Looks like Sosa couldn’t decide between Vamps and Zombies. It’s pretty obvious he’s got Edward posters up in his bedroom. Poor Sammy 
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white people what to be black, that’s who. keep enlarging your dicks, getting your tans, getting your ass implants, getting your lips plumped, and lying to yourselves.
and if given a choice by god almighty himself, i would give any and everything to be black again rather than anything like you all: PATHETIC, WEAK, JEALOUS, AFRAID OF EVEYTHING, HEADED FOR FAILURE, HAVING YOUR EMPTINESS EXPOSED TO THE WORLD. i could never be white knowing the type of slithering, underhanded, cowardly creep I’d have to become
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November 9th, 2009 at 10:49 am
But yet white people rule the world and you will always be a n*gger. PS blacks are the biggest, softest, weakest race on this planet. You have never won a single war against white people. Sorry you were born black my condolences, I hate myself also if I had the misfortune of being an animal slave like you.
Not hating on whites but don’t flatter yourself thinking everyone wants to be like you. No offense but you guys age like shit, turn orange not tan, and have no flavor. If you want to brag about running the world go right on ahead but the only reason thats true is because you’re heartless beyond belief and would kill your own mom to advance in life. Not something to brag about.
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November 9th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Black on Black m*rder is the number one cause of death among black males aged 16-40 in the United States my man. You are your own biggest enemy, white people no longer have to k*ll you, you do it for us. Your skin color is not the problem, it is the low IQ’s and your backwards “culture”. The most horrendous acts of violence in the world happen in places such as Haiti, Somalia, Sierra Lione, Rwanda etc, this is all blacks killing other blacks in the most disgusting, savage way imaginable. The rate of r*pe and mutil*tion on the continent of Africa is 500 times that of Western Europe. Blacks are the scum of the Earth. White people are just good up at cleaning up that mess when we deam it necessary. We will ALWAYS be superior to you bc of our culture.
blacks would STILL be slaves if whiteshad not set them free they are too lazy to do anything for themselves, they have ten times the hiv/aids of any other race and most can speak, read. or write. they seem to be a pathetic mistake that just can’t get it right.
all porch monkeys would love to be white.
The most powerful man in the world is black you dumb f-ck
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November 12th, 2009 at 11:17 am
You are an idiot Obama is HALF black. In case you have not been paying attention he works at the complete behest of white owned corporations. You are a dumb f*ck to think for a second Obama is not a bunch of wealthy white mens puppet.
Half black…all Black….does it really matter you f-cking tool….He still is the most powerful man on this Planet…..its morans like yourself that make the “white” race look like total clowns…..you are the definition of a n-gger…a ignorant moran……what happen did you get your teeth kicked in by a black guy for running your mouth or are you just a little b-tch that hides behind keys on a keyboard? thats ok dont answer I already know
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what a scary lookin ma fugga. sosa for halloween 10′
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Chris Hunter- drinkfour Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 6:55 am
he looks like stephen hawking in the first photo. like a weirdo
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OK Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
he is Michael Jackoff times Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask
and she is a nobody golddigger who has to take a sh*t -
ANY QUESTIONS?
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