Beautiful Blonde
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl on the right thinks shes gods gift and in real life shes a nasty nasty !!!! would you or would you throw her in the trash?
Answer: I would talk to her for a little bit… maybe feel her out. Are there any other pics of man nose?
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79 Responses to “Beautiful Blonde”
Yeah, Nik, don’t do it. She is disgusting and repulsive. But out of curiosity, where would one find her hanging out at night or on the weekends? And is she single?
Again, gross. She makes me sick.
She has a tiny wrinkle on her neck. Better let me test drive her first. I will take one for the Dirty Army…
I see a lot of attitude - haughty, conceited, arrogant. I don’t care what she looks like. This is not my style.
How many coats is she wearing? Is that Krylon dupli multi coat or is that MAC Spray Paint. Makeup is nasty. Chicks never learn.
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November 11th, 2009 at 10:36 am
It’s good in moderation, I’ve seen some girls without makeup and it is quite horrifying.
dood - u kiddin!#$@
gotta get a shot of you (gently) tongue caressing the goiter popping up side of her neck - ack!
i hate girls that look like that…vapid lost looks stupid!
She has a fake and bake tan, and she’s more than likely a bottle blonde. Everything about her screams fake, and plus i’m not too impressed with her face. Don’t do it Nik.
Man nose -or not- she’s still pretty hot!!!!!! (Especially for a Chicago girl!)
need a name.. il def facebook her, anyone got a name..?
lmfao Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
i know the real her and yes she does have a facebook page but im sure u wont find her because her settings are very private her name is Heatherlea Dell’Aquila but i dont think she uses her last name for her fb account
this is one of those pictures people use for fake myspace profiles
u guys are crazy. she might be a bitch, but she is def hot as hell. at least in this pic. i would in a second…granted she doesnt have an std 
anybody know her name? shes gorgeous!!!
she just FARTED LOOK @ THAT LEAN AND PUSH UO BRA,SHE IS FUGAZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
who the hell posted this? She is badass hot, but not sure what the submitter is trying to prove…that girl isn’t from Chicago. Her pictures are all over teh in’ernet tubes.
every guy on here that just posted something bad about her would definitely do her. C’mon its one thing to talk trash but lets get real here, you would all atleast do her, maybe not try to date but you’d bang
She looks o.k. in this pic…I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating fruit loops…but I would like to see more..
there’s something very Madame Tussauds about here…
Hello hot blond. Nik is very busy so he asked me to take you for a test drive this weekend, New Orleans or Miami ok with you. Nik needs a very detailed report so be prepared for EVERYTHING. Pay no attention to the trolls who posted bad things about you. We’ll sort it all out this weekend and get back to Nik Monday, or Tuesday, Wednesday at the latest. Look forward to meeting you.
Call me.
Is that Jillian? The one who used to be with douchetard Dulio?
that is not jillian trust me, coming from someone who knows her and dulio personally..
shes pretty
Joey
is wrong with u people!!!! im a girl and shes smoking hottt!!!!!
i know this girl and shes actually really nice to everyone…not stuck up or bitchy at all
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November 10th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I agree. She’s a very sweet girl. Far from the assumptions ppl are making about her on here.
her nam is sabrina …. and every guy has hit it …
That’s Amanda.
She goes by Miss Boobular on myspace. I only know her by acquaintance. She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she’s a sweet girl, which is more than can be said for most of the girls in south FL.
armyboi Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
yea that miss boobular is a total fake page thats not the real girl! trust me i know her and ive had the pleasure of meeting her many many times!
Jason Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:37 am
And I met Hercules. See how that works?
“Heatherlea” = fake.
Now shut up.
aranch wats her name..
dom Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
her name is heather i know who she is i see her up at the hardrock every now and then,shes actually a down ass chick real down to earth
LOL Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Quit trying, “Heatherlea.” It’s hilarious watching your past 50 fake accounts get deleted.
i know this girl personally she doesnt even live in miami! shes actually one of the coolest chicks i ever met. so before u go runnin off at the mouth about people u dont even know u should get ur facts straight first! that girls a good person and i know she would flip the hell out if she saw this post!
LOL Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 12:03 am
I agree. Well, she already saw this and doesn’t care. Another example of how level headed she is since she doesn’t engage in this high school gossip shit.
armyboi Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
i know her as well i went to school with her brother nick! her name is heather dellaquila and if u know her than u know that her family isnt really one to mess with! her father would have everyones head if he saw this! thats a fact
oh brother Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
lol no. shut up you fake idiot. kill yourself already.
i actually know this girl personally she doesnt even live in miami and shes not a stuck up bitch shes actually one of the coolest chicks i ever met.hop off her sh*t shes a good person,you should really get ur facts straight before u go talkin sh*t about people u dont even know!
u guys are retarded that girls name is NOT AMANDA that miss boobular page is a fake i know this girl personally i used to go to school with her brother nick and as a matter of fact i see him about 4 times a week! her real name is heather and as far as i know she doesnt even have a myspace! its pretty sad that this girl cant even have a webpage beacause people stalk the shit out of her and steal her pictures! whereever ur getting ur info from is wrong!
#1 thats chix name is not amanda #2 that pic is old as hell #3 i went to high school with her and although shes sexy as hell shes a total bitch!
Fakerslayer Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:58 am
JD = armyboi = every other name “Heatherlea” is using to bullshit about her fake account.
Real girl is Amanda. Enough said. =)
bradpitt Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
thats not amanda no one knows who this girl is i see fake pages of her all over the internet 50 amandas 50 jessicas 50 rachels yada yada yada if u find her send her my way shes hot!
ohgreatmorefukkinretards Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
whoever this girl really is ,she looks like a total c*mdumpster and i wouldn’t hit that with a 20 ft pole! nuff said
wats her whole name jd..
Fakerslayer Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
jd is one of this girl’s fakers. he/she/it won’t tell you Amanda’s real name since that would blow his/her/its cover as this fake persona called heather.
whoever this girl really is,she looks like a total c*mdumpster!
i met this chick on halloween night in downtown ft lauderdale at a club called shooters she was there with 2 other blondes and some guidos she was dressed like an army chick,i honestly dont remember what she said her name was but i do know personaly one of the girls she was with and that girls name is janine but as for the girl in this pic im sorry i wish i woulda caught her name
i know the dark haired chick and her name is chloe i have her on my facebook and myspace page! im not sure who or what the blondes real identity is but i seen pics of her in chloes albums and she doesnt have any caption saying what her name is! i will msg chloe and ask her what the real deal is and i will come back and set everyone straight!
her name is amanda shes from parkland she livies off of holmberg your all idiots get your facts straight i hit it in her mazda 3 ; )anyone that really knows her knows im right
Fakerslayer Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 6:27 am
Yes. It’s amusing seeing one of Amanda’s fakers trying to spin this around. What is he/she/it thinking? It can’t be pulled off with how popular the real girl is. 
“Heatherlea”, jump off a cliff, you bridge troll.
THIS IS TO EVERYONE u people are like a rabid pack of wolves! first of all that “miss boobular” myspace is not the real girls page i know this because i was fooled by her/him whoever runs that page! i had a crush on the girl in the pictures and i was lead to believe that “miss boobular” was legit until things didnt start adding up! she claimed she lived local to me and yet ive never seen her at the places she claimed she was at in her status’s she would post i even gave this person my number but surprise she never called or texted! so me being the person i am i decided to do a little recon mission and i found out that the fat slob that runs the “miss boobular” myspace page is actually a fat chick named ashley brown thats from tennesee!!!!! i actually accidently ended up running into “the real girl” at the gym,i scared her and she seemed annoyed until i explained everything to her and she even invited me out with her and her friends! very cool chick ive since then had the pleasure of hanging out with them a few times! i know the real girl and i know the links to her 2 and only 2 real pages! Im not even going to bother posting them or her “real” identity up here because this girl has way to many haters and stalkers so if u would like to have her “real” webpages u can feel free to email me @ antdddd@gmail.com i will give u her real identity as well as the links to her real pages it’ll be up to her if she decides to speak to u or not! again nik im talking to u as well antdddd@gmail.com! thank you and if ur just some loser fake trying to get at her page to steal her pictures dont bother emailing u you should get off line and kill yourselves! seriously
all of u people are stupid i know who this is her name is rachel landretti she has alot of fakes
The girl’s name is Rachel Wils*n. She add me on facebook a while ago tryin to get with me. That girl is suchh a Hoe.
Have fun with it though
SO we have amanda , rachel , rachel, heatherlea , heather , & a host of others
WOULD SOMEONE FROM THE DIRTY ARMY PLEASE POST SOMETHING THAT IS THE REAL HER TO SQUASH ALL RUMORS OF HER BEING 932 DIFFERENT PEOPLE & OTHERS IMPERSONATING
someone even went as far to say that she did blow
i know she is a dirty little trick so someone whoever hooked up with the real her out there come & clear the air & post a link to where she can be found so it can be brought to light & the faker destroyed
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30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
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Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
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Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
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Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
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Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
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Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
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Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
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Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
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Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
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Helmet Special: retard
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Hoemerican: an American hoe
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Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
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Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
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Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
She has buck teeth… but, still beautiful
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dork Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I wanna give her the Angry Pirate.
Nut in her eye, then kick her in the shin so she hops on one leg, covers her eye, and says Argggggg.
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evil monkey Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 6:18 am
that joke was MAYBE funny in highschool..not so much now.
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