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Posted in Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty | November 9th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it me or are Elvira’s nips a little off center and his her refund gap getting larger? She looks so happy in this pic, but i wonder what her reaction will be when she realizes she had a little nip slip and karmaloop sucks at editing their photo’s…more proof that they really are pimping out this chick.
I can’t stop looking at her fat knees… I know I usually place a heart over a situation like this, but since she broke mine I don’t think she deserves one.- nik
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Dahlia says:
That is a beautiful dress! She looks quite lovely in this photo.
to Dahliasusan says:
oh I was just thinking the opposite. totally unflattering everything
to susanphilly blows says:
thank you for showing us this nik! thank you!
to philly blowsDerek says:
Is it just me or are her nipples pointing out to the sides? And yes you can see them
to DerekCupcakes says:
That is gross! One is pointing to the side line and the other one is looking down. That is freaky. She belongs in a freak show!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
to Cupcakesfat vag says:
Nik, stop being a little girl.
to fat vagJust because some skinny tramp didnt stay with you, don’t get all butt hurt over it. Now, post some more naked pics of her!
Hmm says:
What’s with the weird lump above her knee?
to HmmHAHAHA says:
NIK, you are our “Prince of Persia”, and one must have a heart for it to be broken. Not trying to dis at all though, if you had a heart at all this site would suck. Be proud Sir.
to HAHAHAjunior says:
I think her head is getting bigger and her body smaller…this chick looks like she may be making friends w/ Anna.
to juniorNik's Greg says:
Naaa, she needs to pay. More naked pics.
to Nik's GregMaryland with Pride says:
I want to see Elvira dressed up like a slutty,…..well……………….Elvira.
to Maryland with PrideDD4929 says:
This chick is BEAT. Fat knees, saggy neck, lopsided tits, manly jaw line, and why does she look like hell when her face is photographed from the front? Face it, she’s a one trick pony…mac forcefield, no smile, and the 3/4 profile shot is the only way this chick looks good. NEXT.
to DD4929Ur a jackass buddy says:
you would donate every bit of your unemployment check to her willingly
to Ur a jackass buddyI hear Ya says:
Hell Yeah good looking out bud Nik was starting to lose his cool help bring him back to reality. you have to thank him Nik she’s just a chick that can clean her unibrow well
to I hear Yawidebuffalo says:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Great dress for the holidays.
to widebuffaloRicky Bobby says:
Walleyed.
to Ricky Bobbybombchelle says:
Beautiful girl! Kinda looks like Megan Fox a bit.
to bombchelleBarney says:
She is hot…and there is nothing wrong with her knee…Elivra for Life! Nik, your panties are in a bunch…move on little man…say would nik get into the octagon with Elivra’ little Napoleon for a death match? I would pay to see that one!!
to BarneyD says:
where can one find that dress?
to DBrittany says:
Hummmmmmm Target or perhaps Kmart
to BrittanyFreud's Roids says:
Not in a ball on Nik’s floor!!!
to Freud's RoidsStraight Up J says:
A little off center? Her right nipple is looking over her right shoulder. Thank god, she’s human after all.
to Straight Up J20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
her nipples are pointing the same way as her knee caps.. in all different directions.. i need to suck them back straight into the right place…
to 20K-MILLIONAIREhonolulu says:
why are her legs the same size as her arms, minus the fatknee?
to honoluluSmarmy says:
I thought she was hot until I saw how off her nipple is. Stick to looking hot with clothes on please…
to Smarmyjojo says:
if u cant tell thats photo shopped ur an amateur nic. but i already knew that
to jojokooga says:
she broke ur heart? she was never with you in the first place. keep dreaming
to kooganeil rackers says:
In my business, it’s bad news to be WIDE RIGHT…..
to neil rackersknobby says:
I noticed her nasty knees right away, too. gross.
to knobbyShuffle Demon says:
Her nipples are out of whack…like her knees…hmm…maybe they sucked the fat from her knees and used them in her +2’s … That would explain why the knnes and nips are going in two different directions…
to Shuffle DemonPFC Grimenfilth says:
How can you claim that your heart was “broken” when you were never with her…did she dump you in your dreams???
to PFC GrimenfilthThe Anti-Douche says:
As the Anti-Douche this photo just screams lazy to me…Its as if she has no idea that gyms even exist…In my professional opinion, I believe her left knee/leg should be broken and reset…And her implants need to be taken out and feed to hungry lions in Africa…After she does all this, I believe she just may have a future in radio…
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