Elvira Wardrobe Malfunction

Posted in Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty | November 9th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it me or are Elvira’s nips a little off center and his her refund gap getting larger? She looks so happy in this pic, but i wonder what her reaction will be when she realizes she had a little nip slip and karmaloop sucks at editing their photo’s…more proof that they really are pimping out this chick.

I can’t stop looking at her fat knees… I know I usually place a heart over a situation like this, but since she broke mine I don’t think she deserves one.- nik

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Elvira Wardrobe Malfunction
  1. November 9, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Dahlia says:

    That is a beautiful dress! She looks quite lovely in this photo.

    Reply to Dahlia
  2. November 9, 2009 at 11:59 am

    philly blows says:

    thank you for showing us this nik! thank you!

    Reply to philly blows
  3. November 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Derek says:

    Is it just me or are her nipples pointing out to the sides? And yes you can see them :)

    Reply to Derek
    • November 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm

      Cupcakes says:

      That is gross! One is pointing to the side line and the other one is looking down. That is freaky. She belongs in a freak show!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply to Cupcakes
  4. November 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    fat vag says:

    Nik, stop being a little girl.
    Just because some skinny tramp didnt stay with you, don’t get all butt hurt over it. Now, post some more naked pics of her!

    Reply to fat vag
  5. November 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Hmm says:

    What’s with the weird lump above her knee?

    Reply to Hmm
  6. November 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    HAHAHA says:

    NIK, you are our “Prince of Persia”, and one must have a heart for it to be broken. Not trying to dis at all though, if you had a heart at all this site would suck. Be proud Sir.

    Reply to HAHAHA
  7. November 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    junior says:

    I think her head is getting bigger and her body smaller…this chick looks like she may be making friends w/ Anna.

    Reply to junior
  8. November 9, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Nik's Greg says:

    Naaa, she needs to pay. More naked pics.

    Reply to Nik's Greg
  9. November 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Maryland with Pride says:

    I want to see Elvira dressed up like a slutty,…..well……………….Elvira.

    Reply to Maryland with Pride
  10. November 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    DD4929 says:

    This chick is BEAT. Fat knees, saggy neck, lopsided tits, manly jaw line, and why does she look like hell when her face is photographed from the front? Face it, she’s a one trick pony…mac forcefield, no smile, and the 3/4 profile shot is the only way this chick looks good. NEXT.

    Reply to DD4929
    • November 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm

      Ur a jackass buddy says:

      you would donate every bit of your unemployment check to her willingly

      Reply to Ur a jackass buddy
    • November 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm

      I hear Ya says:

      Hell Yeah good looking out bud Nik was starting to lose his cool help bring him back to reality. you have to thank him Nik she’s just a chick that can clean her unibrow well

      Reply to I hear Ya
  11. November 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    widebuffalo says:

    Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

    Great dress for the holidays.

    Reply to widebuffalo
  12. November 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Ricky Bobby says:

    Walleyed.

    Reply to Ricky Bobby
  13. November 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    bombchelle says:

    Beautiful girl! Kinda looks like Megan Fox a bit.

    Reply to bombchelle
  14. November 9, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Barney says:

    She is hot…and there is nothing wrong with her knee…Elivra for Life! Nik, your panties are in a bunch…move on little man…say would nik get into the octagon with Elivra’ little Napoleon for a death match? I would pay to see that one!!

    Reply to Barney
  15. November 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    D says:

    where can one find that dress?

    Reply to D
  16. November 9, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Straight Up J says:

    A little off center? Her right nipple is looking over her right shoulder. Thank god, she’s human after all.

    Reply to Straight Up J
  17. November 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    her nipples are pointing the same way as her knee caps.. in all different directions.. i need to suck them back straight into the right place… :D

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  18. November 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    honolulu says:

    why are her legs the same size as her arms, minus the fatknee?

    Reply to honolulu
  19. November 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Smarmy says:

    I thought she was hot until I saw how off her nipple is. Stick to looking hot with clothes on please…

    Reply to Smarmy
  20. November 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    jojo says:

    if u cant tell thats photo shopped ur an amateur nic. but i already knew that

    Reply to jojo
  21. November 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    kooga says:

    she broke ur heart? she was never with you in the first place. keep dreaming

    Reply to kooga
  22. November 9, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    neil rackers says:

    In my business, it’s bad news to be WIDE RIGHT…..

    Reply to neil rackers
  23. November 9, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    knobby says:

    I noticed her nasty knees right away, too. gross.

    Reply to knobby
  24. November 10, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Shuffle Demon says:

    Her nipples are out of whack…like her knees…hmm…maybe they sucked the fat from her knees and used them in her +2’s … That would explain why the knnes and nips are going in two different directions…

    Reply to Shuffle Demon
  25. November 10, 2009 at 9:21 am

    PFC Grimenfilth says:

    How can you claim that your heart was “broken” when you were never with her…did she dump you in your dreams???

    Reply to PFC Grimenfilth
  26. November 10, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    The Anti-Douche says:

    As the Anti-Douche this photo just screams lazy to me…Its as if she has no idea that gyms even exist…In my professional opinion, I believe her left knee/leg should be broken and reset…And her implants need to be taken out and feed to hungry lions in Africa…After she does all this, I believe she just may have a future in radio…

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