Jersey 5 Head- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”

Posted in Jersey, The Dirty, Would You? | November 9th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jessica…whoever says jersey never has any good looking chicks is a moron.  I would with this girl no matter what color hair she had or if she hadn’t bathed in a month..Nik would you?

Answer:  No, people I need you to be ready to see more virus than you have ever seen in your lives.  This week I am declaring as “Douche Bag Awareness Week”,  it has never been done in the history of Mankind.  The world needs to help me find and kill the host from Jersey that is causing the collapse in our society.  I will be going to the Jungle this weekend- Atlantic City to find and kill agent Orange.

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11 Dirty Comments

Jersey 5 Head- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”
  1. November 9, 2009 at 8:52 am

    nosferatina says:

    Jersey has never had any good looking chicks!

    I’d rather be a moron than look like that! Ugh!

    Reply to nosferatina
  2. November 9, 2009 at 9:18 am

    junior says:

    What the hell, I’d do her…

    Reply to junior
  3. November 9, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Shooggy says:

    Well with the Tramp Stamp at least you know she fu*ks.

    Reply to Shooggy
  4. November 9, 2009 at 10:17 am

    DYLLA says:

    Good call Shooggy, haha.

    Reply to DYLLA
  5. November 9, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Ares says:

    i would

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  6. November 9, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Brittany says:

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO her face sucks and that tramp stamp is gross.

    Reply to Brittany
  7. November 9, 2009 at 10:56 am

    The Man says:

    If you look close her tramp stamp says “HOOMAN”

    Reply to The Man
    • November 9, 2009 at 11:32 am

      Creamofsomeguy says:

      THIS GIRL WORKS AS A COCKTAIL WAITRESS AT BORGATA SHE ALSO THINKS SHE SOME SORT OF SUPER MODEL, BUT THE ONLY THING SHE WINS ARE WHITE TRASH BIKINI CONTESTS. THE GIRL IS NOT GREAT IN THE FACE, HAS A FLAT ASS, UGLY TATS, AND A SHITTY BOOB JOB. FROM WHAT I HEAR SHE DABBLES IN PROSTITUTION AND MAKES 5000 A WEEK FROM ONE GUY. THIS PIG ALSO CLAIMS SHE DATES RYAN HOWARD HAHAHAAH RYAN HOWARD PROBABLY JUST NUTTED IN HER MOUTH ONCE OR TWICE. PUT THIS BITCH ON BLAST NIK

      Reply to Creamofsomeguy
    • November 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm

      nosferatina says:

      Hahahahahahaha!

      Reply to nosferatina
  8. November 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    ilovenik says:

    This girl calls herself an “adorable little cutie” more like gross little pig!!!!! lol

    Reply to ilovenik
  9. December 9, 2009 at 12:12 am

    haterade says:

    sounds like you sweat this girl damn

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