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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Phil Mont*lbano the biggest guido I know.  I could go on for days about everything this guy does but I’ll just give you a brief summary of this guy.  First off that girl he is with is his biggest accomplishment in life, he tells everyone about the girl with huge boobs that he did he rants on about this as long as people are interested, giving specific details as to what happened.  Funny thing is it never actually happened, not even close and she is hideous.  Drinking jagerbombs is this guys life its the only drink he will have, everything else is out of the question.  Ofcourse with a guy like this be without an old leased out mercedes which are a few payments overdue.  Nik this guy has probably had a table one night in his life, he goes in early to avoid cover and then tries to get every girl to do jagerbombs with him.  they dont make guys more douchey then this.

Is she really wearing purple shark skin make-up?  I bet you Phil isn’t even Italian… he probably  just says it to fit in.  He is not even Orange enough.- nik


Nik Richie