THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is a music video made by Don Serpe who also calls himself “The Don of Scottsdale” lol You have had this douch bag up on the dirty before. What makes this really funny is that his dad Dan Serpe and mother are also in the video partying it up with there son at PCL. Dan Serpe is a real peice of work as he just put 80 people out of work because he was scamming money out of the company. But now he is out partying it up bragging about spending money, getting hookers and buying Iced out Superman chains. Dan is now helping his douch bag son make a reality TV show called “The Don of Scottsdale” using all borrowed cars and locations because they are currently broke. He is doing this so his poor son Donny doesn’t have to get a real job!! This family is a joke!! Post this and you will see what I’m taking about.
Sir Serpe is seriously so delusional. He has failed at every project his parents start for him and every club hates him because he only tips 1%. His show should be called “Poser of Scottsdale”. Dude nobody cares about you. Tell your mother to stop feeding your ego.- nik
**Update Email: Ok, I probably should not be doing this but your post inspired me sooo much I am going against my better judgment and sending it in anyways. Without giving away who I am too much let’s just say I was a part of the Don Serpe video you posted. Here is the story, Don’s parents paid a few people to follow them around with cameras to show how cool their family is especially Don thinking it will end up getting them a reality deal. The problem is it ended up making them look like total idiots and they are now totally embarrassed and doing major damage control. It is the ultimate backfire. The worst part is I keep over hearing them tell people they have a “reality show”. They have a crew of people they pay to film them and post it online for constant ridicule. They have no reality show or reality deal. Sorry Serpe’s but the truth must be told.
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173 Responses to “**Update** Sir Serpe Is The Biggest Joke In Scottsdale”
wowowowowow! that was AMAZINGly pathetic. I thought this was a joke…i kinda still think it is and I’m hoping desperetly for all those involved that it’s a spoof of something…anything!
On another note. These old dudes really make this vid BIG TIME…nothing like a buncha old dudes in shiny bling, dancing to the oldies to make your video POP!
LOL and the girl in the pink corset needs to stop doing the air hump dance move…but on a prectical note, she does seem to be the only one who gets what a JOKE this whole thing is.
Keep doing your thing PLAYA!
susan Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 6:09 am
nothing worse than people trying to act cool for the camera
Im showing this video to all my friends who never been to scottsdale before. What a joke.
This can’t be real. What kind of fool puts his parents on a video, dancing like a couple sloths, and plugs in other silly people that appear to be paid to come to this party.
Good lord
Even the black guys dance horribly.
Hey I have an idea.. I’m going to film a group of club-going retards, throw in my parents, put a horrible song over it, show nothing but horrible dancing, and make it 4 MINUTES LONG.
That should make me cool, right?
cal worthington Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
was thinking the same thing about the black guy
man!! i just waisted 4 and half minutes of my life watching that “music video”, thanks a lot
how can there not be even 1 person with rhythm in that whole place?
I lived in Scottsdale 4 years ago, and that was not Scottsdale. Average chicks with cheap clothes and jewlery, sans plastic surgery and no blondes. The only thing that kind of fits are the two old dudes, trouts for life! If that’s what the scene is like now, I’m glad I’m gone
This Faaag tried to throw and MMA event and the Rage in the cage guy got it shut down! Hes a LOSER
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I think that this is probably one of the most pathetic videos I’ve ever seen. It reminds me of this 40+ yo couple up the street..all of the sudden they open a bar called Rockstarz (lol) and now they are gone every night leaving their teenagers to terrorize the neighborhood. They wear over-the-top douche clothing, dance on their bartops and call themselves Slick Rick and Rockin’ Robin. Their “club” is patronized by all of their old, fat, tattooed, Ed Hardy wearing douchebag friends…I should drop by with a video camera, perfect fodder for The Dirty.
this looks like a horrible mad tv spin off of the gotti’s gone horribly wrong. sigh*
I’ve never posted to this site before but couldn’t resist on this one. that’s the most awesome display of douchbaggery EVER. lol. Being a personal trainer, I really enjoyed watching their energy level drop drastically minute by minute. When the camera called action they were moving, jumping, swaying arms. 4 minutes in, dead. lol. that made my day, thanks!
this has to be a joke…is this reallt what scottsdale has become?
thank god i got out of there.
That video is everything that is wrong with the world.
this and all the people in it make me seriously embarassed to be from scottsdale.
Dom & Don serpe are the biggest joke on the face of the earth… Dom runs around slutting herself out and talking sh*t like she is actually somebody. you are UGLY. This family is the joke of ahwatukee and now Scottsdale… Congrats S*rpes, you are the first family to make it onto the dirty. Ps, Mrs. S*rpe, please get your teeth bleeched.
F*ckin unreal. Sctts really f*ckin blows these days.
That entire family is wonderful. They wouldn’t wipe their ass with you, people. Jealousy breeds obsession.
this is really embarrassing. its delusional folks like this that make Scottsdale the new Baghdad…
it was like southpark came to life and had a sweet sixteen party.
i dont know who this man is or what he looks like, and i still don’t know after watching his music video
That was the gayest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
I’m so disappointed with Scottsdale right now it’s not even funny. It makes me not want to go back knowing that these idiots live there.
what is truly wrong with our country as a whole these days? it’s like we have NO substance anymore, I think Thomas Jefferson and the rest would roll over in their graves to see what we have become, ahhhh!
I cant even watch it….I am so grossed out…are you kidding me….why do all the girls in there look like they just crossed the border….
let’s talk about how many ‘businesses’ these clowns have failed at. Don Serpe presents…, Don Serpe the Boxing Pro, America’s Best Chance Auto, Amfinity Finance, D&D Car Co, Pawn Shop, A2Z Magazine, ‘The Don of Scottsdale’ reality show, Mike Gotti the rapper, Game Over Records, Cin Cin resaurant, and the ’supposed purchase’ of Six Nightclub, and Celebrity Theatre, & various “OIL DEALS” etc.
These people are pathetic LOSERS!
Wow. Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I bought a car from America’s Best Chance Auto. *hangs head in shame*
I did too! Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Next time I will check the bbb before I do anything. If you go on the bbb you will see they have an F! You live and learn.Now they are closed.
what am i watching? i stopped after 45 seconds…i think i might die… whasts up with the noodle having seizures? is it like a special olympics ad?
This can’t be real…. What is even the point of this POS video? He can party @ a wack club w his parents? so what, dipsh*t… wow this guy has serious issues.
ps… if i was that broad in the pink i would jump off a cliff after this video was posted anywhere, let alone this shooting gallery
His sister is in the video! Thats Jaden solos best friend from high school!
What kind if douche wears a superman chain, get real! What’s next an S on the chest tat! This guy scams people and then he uses the funds for this crap! Quite possible the douche of the year
wtf, whats wrong with the world today. its just a video of people dancing and having fun. I dont get why thats so freaken bad. cant people have fun at peace no more? now everytime you are out you have to worry about some d-bag taking your picture. scottsdale sucks not because of those people but because of you haters
Add Smeagol and his douchebag girl beating buddy to that list of Posers of Scottsdale.
Oh that was Funny! That was the most low budget video of all time. Pole dancers looked like 12 year olds! People in the crowd can’t dance and they all look busted!!! If this is what Scottsdale is like I Never want to go kickit there!
Don’t be hating on em Nik, you know you want to make a video just like that! LOL!!!!!
Let’s talk about how many businesses these CLOWNS have failed at……..Don Serpe Presents, Don Serpe the professional Boxer, America’s Best Chance Auto, Amfinity Finance, D&D Car Co, Camelback Pawn Shop, Mike Gotti the ‘rapper’ & Game Over Records, The Don of Scottsdale reality show, A2Z Magazine (what a joke), the supposed purchase of Six Nightclub, and the Celebrity Theatre, and several “OIL DEALS”. Delusional doesn’t even scratch the surface with these people.
OK..for starters I want the last 4.42 minutes of my life back. I would like to thank the participants for keeping clothed.Now does anyone have any second hand gas chambers i could borrow?? I will be hanging a disco ball inside……
Annoyed by watching that video Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Lol, that was pretty dang funny.
That was f*cking PATHETIC
But at least the shirts those guys were wearing made them look cool….. right?
I really got into it when that old man was dancing and looking at the camera, that totally set the tone for how unbelievably sh*tty the rest of the video would be.
What a f*ckin GOOF!!
If your making a music video you would think to put at least one person in the video that can dance. I hate this kid and I dont even know who he is.
First of all this video represents everything that is wrong with the douchebags in Scottsdale. Secondly “The Don” used to come into the salon I worked at and I’m pretty sure he would of rather had a bunch of guys shakin their asses behind him in this video because I’m 95% sure he’s gay.
ya um are the girls in the pink top & blue dress alright? were they dancing of having little strokes?
waitttt….why does his mom dance better than any of the other nasty thai wives he’s trying to pass off as his groupies?
weird.
What a f*cking joke- I live here and am a trout and I am embarassed for the ‘Dale- please god move to SoCal
100% Class Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Can we leave So Cal out of this? Thanx. Hang onto them Scottsdale. LA’s already hit our douche quota.
I have seen both these guys around all they talk about is there next big scam…all they do is try to get money from other people. I guess the old mans partner shut him down while he was out trying to do oil deals and stealing from his partner. Your right Nik they are POSERS nothing more. The apple does’nt fall far from the tree they are both a big JOKE!!!
scottsdale must be sad if these r the ppl in the clubs
There is no way i could watch that whole video….Somebody please tell me he dies in the END!!
OMG haters!!! lol. People, honestly, can’t anyone just have fun anymore? what’s wrong with going out for your birthday with friends and family and having a little innocent fun? Oh and Donnie definitely isn’t gay. Go play in traffic, pests.
Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Are you gay too?
Chris Hunter- drinkfour Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
LOL, “pests”…uh oh, someone thinks they are upper class. you have no idea what upper class is moron f*ggot. just cuz ur daddy might have made a couple mil doesn’t make you rich anymore turd. need more than that friend
Did anybody have any flashbacks from that movie “She’s All That?” His mom looked better than anybody in that video, and I really wanted to toss that b***h in the pink top…somewhere! That was ebarassing for me to watch.
first of all.. i know donny first hand! his such a good person and i love his parents. i think you guys are just jealous. really? who put this post up!? why do people always have to bring other peopel down just so they can feel better about themselves!? dont you guys have anythng better to do!
stop crying! Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
you are sad…why are you sticking up for this family? If you know Donny first hand like I do and everyone else that “Really” knows him you wouldn’t be calling him a good person. You know “first hand” that, that sh*t is a LIE!
HI guys my name is Victor and don serpe Senior gives the best reach around.
any body that has anything bad to say about the serpe’s should grow a pair of nuts and say it to there faces. u lame sorry excuses of people really need to get life and stop hatin on people that have ambitions and goals in life. go back to your dvr re-runs of heroes and your frozen dinners…
Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
And here comes the self-defending posts. Pathetic.
LOL Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
What is your address? I ive in Scottsdale I will say it directly to you and your father. I could spit in your mothers face and you would do NOTHING. I know soft when I see it and you and your father are both soft as babt sh*t, you are a poodle.
Their money man, the guy that owed ABC ROOFING died and his wife cut the serpes off. they have no money. His dad walks around trying to suck d_____ for money . their mom should do us all a favor a die. also their daughter got picked up for prostution. please do scottsdale a favor and leave
ok with all jokes put aside and putting on my seriouse face now.. the beat and the lyrics go pretty well together and same goes for the backround singer.. pretty good mix all together.. i can see it getting some radio play time.. if talked to the right people.. and the video gets redone and spends some time advertising himself.
ps
used to work in radio,… just sayin.
ok now back to 20k-milli time’
the MILF LOOKS HOT id take a sniff of her bacon strips..
are you kidding me?! that’s horrible!! all the chicks are beat. nobody knows how to dance or has any rhythm and birthdoy boy, could you be any stiffer than a piece of plywood?! dude, that place probably stunk like Eternity for men and flavored lipgloss!! Can’t all you douches move away?!
Who posted this? More like who spent time making this . Yes I’m a Hater why can’t I be in a cool video like this?!!! And Mom and Dad WHY won’t you come to the clubs with me DAMIT I’m so jealous I wanna be a( wanna be like the Serpe’s)! You got caught me I’m a Hater!
Well if the Serpes are low on cash, I’d help out by scheduling his hot sister for an outcall to my house…loved the hot brunettes dancing on the bar, other than that the video failed.
That was the most painful video I have ever seen. The fat parents is fine, but trying to pull the sweet dance moves is NOT. What about the little asian chick in the hot pink bustier dancing way off rhythm, making constipated faces? priceless…these people are effing insane. Having a great time dancing is cool. thnking you are slick rick and keyshia coles is not sweet. This ghetto fabulous family is not sweet, and really awkward. I sat hear blushing cuz I was so embarrassed. Embarrassed to the be same specie….That was awful. Nik, please throw up a disclaimer warning your viewers how rough the content is.
Im so happy there are not ppl like this in Miami. I cant even blv this is real.
LOL Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Are you joking? This video is a direct representation of 93% of Cubans. Get real.
“This is the coolest video ever”. Christian Audigier
k first off, the music in the video is obviously not the same music going in the club, so stop saying that people are dancing off rhythm. I bet half of the people who commented on this look even more ridiculous when they’re dancing, you just don’t know it. As pathetic as this video may be, its more pathetic that people sit here and talk shit about someone you don’t know. Take a step back and re-assess your own life before you talk shit about other people to make yourself feel better. This video prob was made out of a joke and for fun, I dont think this was his attempt to show everyone how tight he is. Scottsdale has its reputation not because of the Serpes, but because of douchebags who tell themselves in the mirror that they are better than other people.
mark Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I’ll tell you what’s more pathetic than that ridiculous video. The fact that that family has been living a millionaire’s lifestyle with no income. When the credit cards are maxed and the banks take back their cars and houses then what do you do? Maybe instead of chasing people and begging them for money for your stupid business ideas, you should all go get JOBS!
And, 80% of the people posting on this obviously know this family. Maybe you ought to use this as a REALITY check.
yes! Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Amen, and thank you! You nailed it right on the nose…mr.powers sucks at life!
the girl in pink is annoying as hell. i would have dumped my drink on her head just to make her cry and go away.
Serpes are awesome. All these idiots need to be ended.
Russian Princess I love you! I agree Don is such a great guy! His family is amazing and so much fun to be around! He wouldn’t hesitate to do something nice for anyone! I think his reality show will do great and good luck Don I love you!
Freud's Roids Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
My Balls itch, will Big D scratch them for me for $4.00? That would be doing something nice for someone! This family looks like a major tool shed. If a group of in breds sit around long enough and tell each other how they are , I guess they start to believe it. How sad .
Christina and D Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Maybe you should get to know them and realize that then you would want to eat your words….
I am so upset that people found out im into prostitution! I would just like to say thank you to all our fans on here!!! You all seem to know so much about my family and im glad we could share it with everyone!! The truth is out. Your right it is the end for the serpes. Our lives are over now, you found us out!!! Shit balls :(.
Wow that was horrible. I love how when the cameras on them they try to dance. If your old in the club in a ” music video ” , if thats what this is really supposed to be. Sit in a corner with some broads and smoke a Stoge. These guys should be kings of “DoucheBag Awareness Week”….
i heard this is what nik’s immunity parties look like.. way to go hooman!
im eating skittles and they are so fcken bomb.. i forgot how goood they are.. mmmmmmm
Hahaha! What a bunch of tards - clud tards!
My God this is embarassing to say the least!
Ok, this has gone on far enough. Nik, time to take this down before I sue you…AGAIN! And my reality show is going to be amazing and yours is going to suck balls Nik! F*CK YOU!
mark Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Wow! Don can form a sentence. Actually, it’s probably his mom doing the writing for him. Don, your show will be amazing. Too bad you’re the only one who’ll ever see it. Get a clue D-Bag!
Hahaha thank you for brightening up my afternoon with this “music video”. Oh my god I couldn’t stop laughing.
I never leave comments on The Dirty, but I couldn’t resist today.
WTF - I just don’t understand what people are thinking anymore. This family is the biggest bunch of douches I’ve ever seen. Who the hell would want to be on a reality show these days, they always end bad and make the family members look like idiots.
Nice marketing ploy you bunch of losers. Wich one was DOn Serpe though? They all look like losers.
And to add to the completely ridiculous douchebaggery… this was held at THE biggest DB club in Old Town. PCL makes me wanna staple my c*nt shut.
So, What amazes me is that they are hurting so bad for money yet Dom ( their daughter ) is getting a boob job in 9 days.. ( because they are all about apparences ).. Hey Dom, Why don’t you stop switching out these pyscho boyfriends of yours every 2 weeks, Find a guy that actually can stand looking at your face and listening to your obnoxious voice!
Don’t you think its about time to take your ” I love Jack ” box out from underneath your bed? He replaced you with something far better, get over it !!!!!!!!
boobs Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
They will charge it to a credit card then sue the Doctor afterwards. Are they for her brothers new reality show? hahahahaha
Christina Rawl Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
This is lame why is Dom being brought in to this post. Everyone knows Dom is sexy and the nicest girl ever. Her and her brother are amazing people that everyone would be blessed to be around! I seriously wish YOU people would say these things to her face and her friends because I dont think things would go down very nicely. COWARDS!
boobs Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
if dominique is so “sexy” why is she getting a boob job………she must not be sexy or has some serious insecurities
YouTube “Gino the ginny”
THIS IS DON SERPE AS A CHILD… HE HAS BEEN A GUIDO SINCE HE WAS A KID!!!!!!!
i saw your post don serpe…. you say that nik should take this post down but in all reality…
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE NIKS TOP EARNERS… THIS WEBSITE THRIVES OFF MAKING FUN OF “BROS” LIKE YOU!
hahahahahahahahaha
LOL @ this Don Herpe clown, should start a reailty show like biggest loser and star his mom.
Is that tall brunett Lauren P*atterson? Haven’t seen her in forever and now she shows up here, lol
Yo don, fact check time…. You have to have money and actually PAY an attorney to sue someone!!!! Your pops is going to have to sell that bs superman chain or wh*re out your sister to pay since your family is broke! Now that I think about it, I’d be willing to bet that chain is a fake! Guess it is time to get your sister to get those new t*ts and make your broke asses some money!!!
If reality ever sets in and they gain any sense of self awareness i’ll actually feel bad for them, because they’ll probably want to kill themselves. Thats the most inane bunch of idiots I’ve ever seen in one place at one time and I am now dumber for having watched it
Seriously Guys, Did we all watch the same video? Because that was seriously the best video ever made by humans in this world, EVER! CRAZY GOOD! He makes Justin Timberlake look like corn filled dog poop. HAND HIM A MOON MAN ALREADY!
THIS VIDEO HAS RAISED THE BAR! R. KELLY’S TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET SERIES LOOKS LIKE A HOT TURD ON HOOMANS CHEST COMPARED TO THIS. HE USED REAL PISS AND REAL MINORS! TALENT! TALENT OOOZING OUTTA HIS MOTHER’S MOUTH AND DRIPPING ONTO HER CHIN.
You guys are funny. This site should be called cowards.com because thats what you all are. I would tell you to put your real full names on here but you will just put fake names anyways like the biggest coward of all Hooman aka Nik richie. I warned you not to put me on this site. I will see you soon buddy, and thats not a threat thats a promise. I cant wait to make an example out of you and for all the other haters on here who I’m sure will talk some more after I post this. (not leaving their real names of coarse) I wish you would come up to me in person and tell me what you think about me and my family and then we will see what happens to you. Until then have fun making false comments while hiding your identidy. Pathetic.
tony Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Really don? what would you do in person? Steal money from someone, then pay someone else to rough him up? Get real, a wanna be is all you:ll ever be.
Hole in the desert is already dug. Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Please note that if you are going to continue to comment on here please grow a pair and list your FULL name so we know who you are….at least if you really have a pair you will…unlike Tony.
Jack Mehoff Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Is my name…NOW what b*tchballs
Hunter Brown Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 10:08 am
My birth name is HUNTER BROWN. I live in North Scottsdale DC Ranch. I will gladly beat your front row of teeth out of your head for a free dirty army t-shirt. I have Blond hair, I am 6 foot 3, I weigh 233 pounds and i will come talk to your face tough guy. I did not grow up a little pussy like you and your father. I will come by myself and beat you and your dad up at the same time. Want to meet? P.S. Nik I really will go meet this duecebag for you in front of thedirty.com offices you can film me beating him and his father up on the agreement that 1) You black out my face when you put it up 2) You give me a dirt Army t-shirt to wear while I beat him like hes Rhianna.
hmm Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
coarse…mmmm like hair? or did you mean you mean “of course”?????
Billy Bob Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 2:49 am
If we are going to start using real names lets start with Goergeann because I know this is not you Donny its your mommy stroking your EGO again trying to make you look tough…its not working your a big Pussy…your mommy has already blown off all her relatives for your daddy the original DB…Obviosly you guys have no friends because they are all slaming you…probably good therapy for all the haters….LETS KEEP IT REAL…. YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SHOULD MOVE ON AGAIN WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR PUSSYS…..
REAL NAME Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Josh! that’s my real name Don pick a time and a place and i’ll meet up with u. To tell u what a Fag i think u are to your face!!
It’s obvious that a lot of the time they are just joking around while they’re dancing! Unlike some of the people on here, I don’t mind watching people have a good time which is exactly what they’re doing. I have no reason to hate.
susan Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 6:20 am
“good time?” that looked as fake as Mapquest’s boobs
I know Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 8:51 am
I took my hooker loving DB Daddy out last weekend but at least I didn’t make my Mommy grind my Greasy Daddy while being filmed. Hey I know post on here where you and your family will be clubbing so we can all bring our families out! Be sure to bring your film crew! I
yall haters! im laughing at how much time you are all putting into this
yall haters! im laughing at how much time you are all putting into this
Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
So are you, tool
Actually.. Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
MORE. You posted the same thing twice dumbhole. Under 2 different names and then claim to laugh at us for wasting time. Also, learn how to use you’re. Did you mean “You are worst nighmare” or do you just ra’domly pla’ce tho’se? I am laughing at how much time you put into double posting as opposed to learning the English language. bu-bye
You people are f*cktards. Donnie, Dom, let’s thank these idiots for making you famous.
Anonymous Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:29 am
famous for what? i dont get it…oh yeah, everyone with a facebook or myspace is famous these days, thank you reality tv
Oh my God! A family enjoying a night out together! This is the worst Apocalypse ever, Scottsdale!!
gluck and durkey are getting a run for their money now! For the biggest retard in scottsdale award
you guys are retards, they dubbed the music over there so of course everyone is gonna be dancing off beat
What morons, notice the you tube tag is not even spelled right! Morons, it is birthday not birhday.
who’s the chick in the all black dress? She’s average for the ‘dale, but is way too hot for this douchebag..
This is Dan Serpe. nik, are you such a wimp that you refuse to put what I wrote yesterday on here? That’s what I thought. I took a picture of the screen, because by you editing and not allowing all submissions that is not allowing freedom of speech. You are a dumb ass, and your site’s days are numbered.
McFly Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Wow, dan. I’m sure that’s what they had in mind when the first ammendment was written. Let some of the air out of that fat head of yours and face facts. You guys are phonies. The best thing you could do is move to a small town where you can still hope to be the big fish. good luck.
joe Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
The funny thing is they lived in Wisconsin before moving to AZ. They hated them there too!
i bet this will be the intro to there incest porn video coming out soon
I personally want to thank the serpes for wasting the last 4minutes and 41 seconds of my life…..BWAHAHAHAH
justin bobby was invited and is glad he didn’t show up for this “event”
Hey don. HOW’S THAT MOB WORKIN FOR YA NOW? THAT’S REAL GANGSTER HAVING NO JOB AND MOMMY AND DADDY PAYING YOUR BILLS!
This is so appropriate for D-bag awarness week. I think the Serpe Family needs to win an award for being a whole family of douchbags. Man when your mom is even a douchbag that’s pretty bad. Does anybody know if Don has a sister I can make give me B-job in the club? We can call her slurrpy Serpe. Hey mom will even work. What days do they go out?
mon-thrus is family circle jerk nights fri-sun club nights followed up with family circle jerk after hours
I know Donny was rockin’ a Bimmer 325i convertible (chick car) in high school b4 pops stepped him up to the official D-Bag whip…..the H2……’Nuff said….
My favorite part is when they zoom in on pink corset’s 11 year old boy boobs
Just watched posted party video…..I am fu%&ing speechless. Quite literally was unable to breathe at a couple points. That is phenomenal on so many levels I am dumbfounded. And this was going to GET them a show? Wow.
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- Kyle Boller Falls For Miss Good Finger's Lies
- Big Time Wanna Be
- Brina Brina Brina
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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SUICIDE WATCH!!! PERSON CLOSE TO KANYE WEST FEARS THAT HE MAY HURT HIMSELF!!!
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Douche-Bag-Mafia
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Vuhjynah?
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The BAR Girls In Charlotte Want To Jump You Nik
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Infamous Horse Mouth At ASU
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Gold Teeth, SGM?
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Lamar Odom Dating Khloe Kardashian?
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**Update** Big Brother Bimbo
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Obama Calls Kanye West A Jack Ass
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Caption of the Day
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Great Jam- "Lookin Bro"
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Nickel Is Looking Frail
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Pastor Manning Calls Obama The Devil
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Alpha Phi's Newest!
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The Hills Is A Dk
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Tom Brady Real SGM?
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They Didn't Get the Memo
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9/11 Comedian Chad Brown Loves Celebrity Deaths Too
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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The Youth Is Our Future
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9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party
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Kanye West Apologizes For His VMA Actions
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Dirty Girls Of Stl
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Baby Mama Drama
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Kayne West- He Could've Just Said "I'm A Douche"
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OC Trouts Bring Tijuana To Vegas
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Caption of the Day
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Dirty Pastor Steve Anderson
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Bustdown Barbie A.K.A Same Face Strikes Aagin
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VMA Video That Viacom Is Taking Down
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Caption of the Day
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Nik Richie's Fantasy Football Squad
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Everyday Westbank Citizen
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Caption of the Day
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Leper Moving To LA
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DIRTY BRIA
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Leper, Has Not Changed
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The Eyelash Monster
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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Message From RR to Pucker
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**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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RichieRexic
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MySpace Or Yours?
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
NIK that was agood reply to this post BUT he can’t reject his moms attention or he would have to do without sex completely.
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Nik's Greg Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Is that from an epilepsy convention?
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anon Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
That is the perfect description haha it is horrible
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