West Sider Balling

Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | November 9th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creeper last night was trying to get me to send naked pictures to him through text.  He kept telling me how loaded he was and how he would buy me things.  He lives in peoria, az not even scottsdale.  Anyway checkout the picture he texted me to prove he is rich.

That Trout is ballin’… he must have 10k deep in that hat.  I am guessing he gets tons of naked pictures from smart girls.- nik

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West Sider Balling
  1. November 9, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    so legit its ridic says:

    Ha, funny. You know if he has the 20’s up front that it’s a bunch of a 1’s hidden in the back. What a loser….

    Reply to so legit its ridic
    • November 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm

      nosferatina says:

      EXACTLY!

      Reply to nosferatina
      • November 11, 2009 at 6:59 am

        danielle p says:

        THAT’S LUKE ULM*R, THE BIGGEST SCUMBAG IN TOLDEO. HIS DADDY IS IN PRISON NOW FOR DEFRAUDING INVESTORS, HIS DIPSH*T BROTHER TOO. WHY ISN’T LUKE IN PRISON TOO? I BET ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. MINI-MADOFF WANNABE’S. THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE RICH AFTER STEALING LIKE 15MIL. LOL, YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT TO BE RICH TODAY YOU PEONS….IT AINT 1975 ANYMORE

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      • November 11, 2009 at 7:02 am

        danielle p says:

        THAT’S LUKE ULM*R, THE BIGGEST SC*MBAG IN TOLEDO. HIS DADDY IS IN PRISON NOW FOR DEFRAUDING INVESTORS, HIS DIPSH*T BROTHER TOO. WHY ISN’T LUKE IN PRISON TOO? I BET ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. MINI-MADOFF WANNABE’S. THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE RICH AFTER STEALING LIKE 15MIL. LOL, YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT TO BE RICH TODAY YOU PEONS….IT AINT 1975 ANYMORE

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    • November 9, 2009 at 7:27 pm

      STR8UP says:

      yup, that’s called dummy money, but hey, maybe now he can go buy a shirt and a razor

      Reply to STR8UP
    • November 10, 2009 at 6:48 am

      Forgy23 says:

      I would ride that like a carnival ride

      Reply to Forgy23
    • November 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm

      All Mormons SUCK says:

      Peoria IS the New Scottsdale! There is no difference anymore!

      Reply to All Mormons SUCK
  2. November 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Fred Farkel says:

    I enjoy this website to remind me everyday that we dwell among idiots.

    Thank you

    Reply to Fred Farkel
  3. November 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    The Freshmaker says:

    I am going to take a guess. He has exactly 158.00 in that hat. Probably 2 bucks in his wallet. Send him nude pics ladies and he can show where hides his PBR cans.

    Reply to The Freshmaker
  4. November 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Frank says:

    Better get that money back in your checking account b4 your rent check bounces fool.

    Reply to Frank
  5. November 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    some dude says:

    That’s Nik! Lol

    Reply to some dude
  6. November 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Theresa says:

    LOL Is that you nik?

    Reply to Theresa
  7. November 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Keepin It Real says:

    Seriously? How can there be this many crash test dummies in our world? He has so much money, yet doesn’t even have a hundy to sport in the front of his low rent section 8 wad.

    Reply to Keepin It Real
  8. November 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    The Truth says:

    Only drug dealers keep their big stacks in their hat.

    Reply to The Truth
  9. November 9, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    baller yall says:

    bahaha ^^ i noticted that too. only the first layer of bills have a green outer edge.

    Reply to baller yall
  10. November 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    hotter then u says:

    only broke losers pose with 20’s where r the hundreds?????????

    Reply to hotter then u
  11. November 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    HeNoCoon says:

    What he needs to do is to take some of that cash buy a bar of soap and a razor and use both. He needs to quit acting like a12 year old negroid and to grow up. That is how he will get his promotions at Taco Bell.

    Reply to HeNoCoon
  12. November 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    john doe says:

    real ballers don’t carry cash……we carry an amex black card.

    Reply to john doe
  13. November 9, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Derek says:

    Who honestly takes a picture like that and thinks its cool?

    Reply to Derek
  14. November 9, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    its all bout the benjamins?? no.. its all about the andrew jacksons. 20s are the new 100s???

    Reply to Anonymous
  15. November 9, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Mr. Obvious says:

    you can’t buy class

    Reply to Mr. Obvious
  16. November 9, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Anonymous says:

    great night a chili’s huh bub?

    Reply to Anonymous
  17. November 9, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Derek says:

    Guy is a douche but for the record – the highest concentration of wealth in AZ is in 85308 – Glendale. The highest percentage of bankruptcy and forclosure is in Scottsdale. Scottsdale is just a town pretend to be wealthy in. The ones who claim to have it… never do.

    Reply to Derek
    • November 9, 2009 at 9:05 pm

      HollaCopter says:

      Uhm, pretty sure you got it backwards tard..

      Reply to HollaCopter
    • November 9, 2009 at 9:31 pm

      OK... says:

      Really…that would be why it has a avg income of 61K per year?

      7 of the 10 Scottsdale zip codes have income averages of 120K-275K.

      Nice try but your “record” is wrong…by a lot…..tard

      Reply to OK...
      • November 10, 2009 at 12:24 am

        7 out of 10 says:

        so what, 120-275
        thats 70-130 after taxes–No wonder no one from Scottsdale can make it in a real city like LA or NY.
        AZ should be wiped off the map. Honestly what industry does Phoenix povide? Meth, Mexicans?

        Reply to 7 out of 10
    • November 10, 2009 at 10:13 am

      his dudeness says:

      derek is right on and 85310- glendale. as well as 85383 and 85382- peoria.

      Reply to his dudeness
  18. November 9, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    reignking says:

    damn who found my picture…

    Reply to reignking
  19. November 9, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Einstein says:

    Peoria + Cash = Drug Dealer. Just saying.

    Reply to Einstein
  20. November 9, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    this is all just to funny says:

    where are the 100’s?? what a tool

    Reply to this is all just to funny
  21. November 9, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    susanna says:

    He needs to just go ahead and cover up the rest of that face. I would much rather NOT see any of his face!

    Reply to susanna
  22. November 9, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    420420420420420 says:

    your aFUGAZZZIII,YOU FIGGA

    Reply to 420420420420420
  23. November 9, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    asamimicaca says:

    Dude, that wouldn’t be 10k even if were benjamins…..and those are 20s

    Reply to asamimicaca
  24. November 10, 2009 at 12:18 am

    f glendale and scottsdale says:

    both cities are white trash
    anybody from Scottsdale or Glendale, (whatever the avg income is) is a “nobody” who cant make it in real cities like LA or NY.
    The whole state of AZ should be wiped off the map.
    It will be the last state that ever recovers from the “recession”. AZ has no industry, no culture. Its the dessert of Douches. What did you expect would happen there?
    Can anybody tell me what Phoenix is known for industrial wise? Meth,? Mexicans?

    Reply to f glendale and scottsdale
    • November 10, 2009 at 8:30 am

      I hear Ya says:

      Dude sorry your girl ran off to scottsdale now lives with some meth head in glendale

      Reply to I hear Ya
      • November 10, 2009 at 8:30 am

        I hear Ya says:

        It happens

        Reply to I hear Ya
      • November 10, 2009 at 10:44 am

        CeeZee!! says:

        You know that guys a fake 30k-mili in LA. He proabbly rides the city bus everywhere. I was born and use to live in LA, it smells like piss except in rich areas and it’s the hobo mecca of the US. By the way fake a$$ mili, there is a reason CA leads in forclosures, NONE OF YOU FA99S CAN AFFORD TO LIVE THERE!!!!

        Reply to CeeZee!!
  25. November 10, 2009 at 12:43 am

    bobby b says:

    look me up im a gay club promoter

    Reply to bobby b
  26. November 10, 2009 at 1:52 am

    balls says:

    what a terrible place to keep your money.

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  27. November 10, 2009 at 1:56 am

    balls says:

    also that appears to be four 20’s, one 10, and the rest are 1’s.
    he might have anywhere between $50-60 in there.
    go spend it on a new fancy hat.

    Reply to balls
  28. November 10, 2009 at 6:04 am

    Anon says:

    Anyone can scrape together a little cash to take a photo with.

    A true baller would put up his deeds to his paid off properties and his titles to his paid off vehicles. Maybe even W-2s.

    This sh!t means nothing.

    Reply to Anon
  29. November 10, 2009 at 8:01 am

    Shuffle Demon says:

    LMAO…..What a retard…must have to use cash to get chicks since he has no self esteem and a little wee wee I’d assume…You know this guy is taking his girl out for a good time and then back to his place…as soon as he can get that air leak she has fixed!

    Reply to Shuffle Demon
  30. November 10, 2009 at 10:50 am

    CeeZee!! says:

    This DB probably works for one of those vending companies and took a minute from collecting profits to take a picture in the restroom. What a fake a$$ bizee!!

    Reply to CeeZee!!
  31. November 10, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    grlnextdr900 says:

    Is this picture Mike B????

    Reply to grlnextdr900
  32. November 21, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Love Ya! says:

    Wow thats Devin Kelly he sure went down hill or wait he was never anything in life. Haha Eww

    Reply to Love Ya!
  33. December 16, 2009 at 2:22 am

    Anonymous says:

    this made me laugh soo hard haha

    Reply to Anonymous
  34. December 16, 2009 at 2:23 am

    . says:

    this made me laugh soo hard haha

    Reply to .
  35. December 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    hahaha says:

    omg thats my neighbor!

    Reply to hahaha
  36. November 10, 2009 at 10:47 am

    CeeZee!! says:

    Produces Mexicans like me. And it if it wasnt for m,e your sister WOULD talk with her mouth full you e’fen hick. Go fiddle your mom/sister…and try not to like it.

    Reply to CeeZee!!
  37. November 10, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    PIIHB says:

    Who would want to live in Bankrupt Kalifornia or very soon-to-be Bankrupt New York?

    Reply to PIIHB
  38. November 10, 2009 at 10:52 am

    beaner says:

    YOU CAN TELL A BEANER WROTE THAT REPLY. HE CHOSE GRAFFITI FONT.

    Reply to beaner
  39. November 10, 2009 at 10:54 am

    BEANER says:

    THE REASON WHY YOU KNEW IT SMELLED LIKE PISS IS BECAUSE YOUR BEANER FAMILY LIVED IN COMPTON, DAD COULD NOT SELL ENOUGH ORANGES SO HE MOVED YOUR FAMILY TO PHOENIX.
    AND TELL YOUR MOM SHE DIDNT CLEAN MY BATHROOM RIGHT.
    AZ IS FOR MEXICANS METH AND DOUCHEBAGS WHO CANT MAKE IT IN THE REAL CITIES.
    AMERICA IS NY, LA MIAMI, CHICAGO. THATS IT.

    Reply to BEANER
  40. November 10, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    CeeZee!! says:

    Let me guess your a white pride fa99 who lives in a 1 bedroom trailer and sleeps between your 2 dad’s. I guarantee I’m more successful than you will ever be. I CAN TELL YOU PROB HAVE A GED TYPING LIKE THIS. BTW, I lived in East LA, and you would have lasted just long enough to get your ass beat like every other cracker.

    Reply to CeeZee!!
  41. November 10, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    CeeZee!! says:

    Really you could tell? What gave it away sister-f*cker? Could it have been that I started the sentence with “I’m a Mexican.” You’re so quick!! You e’ftard, let me guess, white dude still living @ mom’s? Turn off the Nick Jr. and get a real job e’fen pedophile. by the way…FYI… just cause there is grass on the field doesnt make them “legal.” Chicken e’fer/ butt-wrestler for sure…

    Reply to CeeZee!!
  42. November 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    BEANER says:

    LA MIGRA LA MIGRA
    GO BACK TO MEXICO IF YOU ARE SO PROUD OF BEING A BURRITO

    Reply to BEANER
  43. November 10, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    BEANER says:

    I HOPE SHERRIFF JOE BECOMES THE NEXT PRESIDENT
    NO ONE CARES IF YOU ARE SUCCESSFULL, THE FIRST THING THEY WILL SEE IS THE COCKAROACH IN YOU

    Reply to BEANER
  44. November 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    CeeZee!! says:

    I’m not going anywhere. I’m just going to stay here and e’f all of your white women. They love the burrito ask your wife, she’s had plenty of sour cream.

    Reply to CeeZee!!
  45. November 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    CeeZee!! says:

    One more thing, you would never say that to my face or any other minority for that matter. I guarantee you’re 5′5 120lbs soaking wet & and I would pound your face in lil pecker.

    Reply to CeeZee!!
  46. November 10, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    haha the real one says:

    Mexicans are a resilient and hard-working people.

    Reply to haha the real one

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