West Sider Balling

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creeper last night was trying to get me to send naked pictures to him through text. He kept telling me how loaded he was and how he would buy me things. He lives in peoria, az not even scottsdale. Anyway checkout the picture he texted me to prove he is rich.
That Trout is ballin’… he must have 10k deep in that hat. I am guessing he gets tons of naked pictures from smart girls.- nik

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I am going to take a guess. He has exactly 158.00 in that hat. Probably 2 bucks in his wallet. Send him nude pics ladies and he can show where hides his PBR cans.
Better get that money back in your checking account b4 your rent check bounces fool.
Seriously? How can there be this many crash test dummies in our world? He has so much money, yet doesn’t even have a hundy to sport in the front of his low rent section 8 wad.
Only drug dealers keep their big stacks in their hat.
bahaha ^^ i noticted that too. only the first layer of bills have a green outer edge.
only broke losers pose with 20’s where r the hundreds?????????
What he needs to do is to take some of that cash buy a bar of soap and a razor and use both. He needs to quit acting like a12 year old negroid and to grow up. That is how he will get his promotions at Taco Bell.
real ballers don’t carry cash……we carry an amex black card.
Who honestly takes a picture like that and thinks its cool?
its all bout the benjamins?? no.. its all about the andrew jacksons. 20s are the new 100s???
you can’t buy class
Guy is a douche but for the record - the highest concentration of wealth in AZ is in 85308 - Glendale. The highest percentage of bankruptcy and forclosure is in Scottsdale. Scottsdale is just a town pretend to be wealthy in. The ones who claim to have it… never do.
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November 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Really…that would be why it has a avg income of 61K per year?
7 of the 10 Scottsdale zip codes have income averages of 120K-275K.
Nice try but your “record” is wrong…by a lot…..tard
7 out of 10 Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 12:24 am
so what, 120-275
thats 70-130 after taxes–No wonder no one from Scottsdale can make it in a real city like LA or NY.
AZ should be wiped off the map. Honestly what industry does Phoenix povide? Meth, Mexicans?
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Produces Mexicans like me. And it if it wasnt for m,e your sister WOULD talk with her mouth full you e’fen hick. Go fiddle your mom/sister…and try not to like it.
beaner Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 10:52 am
YOU CAN TELL A BEANER WROTE THAT REPLY. HE CHOSE GRAFFITI FONT.
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Really you could tell? What gave it away sister-f*cker? Could it have been that I started the sentence with “I’m a Mexican.” You’re so quick!! You e’ftard, let me guess, white dude still living @ mom’s? Turn off the Nick Jr. and get a real job e’fen pedophile. by the way…FYI… just cause there is grass on the field doesnt make them “legal.” Chicken e’fer/ butt-wrestler for sure…
haha the real one Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Mexicans are a resilient and hard-working people.
PIIHB Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Who would want to live in Bankrupt Kalifornia or very soon-to-be Bankrupt New York?
his dudeness Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 10:13 am
derek is right on and 85310- glendale. as well as 85383 and 85382- peoria.
where are the 100’s?? what a tool
He needs to just go ahead and cover up the rest of that face. I would much rather NOT see any of his face!
Dude, that wouldn’t be 10k even if were benjamins…..and those are 20s
both cities are white trash
anybody from Scottsdale or Glendale, (whatever the avg income is) is a “nobody” who cant make it in real cities like LA or NY.
The whole state of AZ should be wiped off the map.
It will be the last state that ever recovers from the “recession”. AZ has no industry, no culture. Its the dessert of Douches. What did you expect would happen there?
Can anybody tell me what Phoenix is known for industrial wise? Meth,? Mexicans?
I hear Ya Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Dude sorry your girl ran off to scottsdale now lives with some meth head in glendale
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
You know that guys a fake 30k-mili in LA. He proabbly rides the city bus everywhere. I was born and use to live in LA, it smells like piss except in rich areas and it’s the hobo mecca of the US. By the way fake a$$ mili, there is a reason CA leads in forclosures, NONE OF YOU FA99S CAN AFFORD TO LIVE THERE!!!!
BEANER Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 10:54 am
THE REASON WHY YOU KNEW IT SMELLED LIKE PISS IS BECAUSE YOUR BEANER FAMILY LIVED IN COMPTON, DAD COULD NOT SELL ENOUGH ORANGES SO HE MOVED YOUR FAMILY TO PHOENIX.
AND TELL YOUR MOM SHE DIDNT CLEAN MY BATHROOM RIGHT.
AZ IS FOR MEXICANS METH AND DOUCHEBAGS WHO CANT MAKE IT IN THE REAL CITIES.
AMERICA IS NY, LA MIAMI, CHICAGO. THATS IT.
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Let me guess your a white pride fa99 who lives in a 1 bedroom trailer and sleeps between your 2 dad’s. I guarantee I’m more successful than you will ever be. I CAN TELL YOU PROB HAVE A GED TYPING LIKE THIS. BTW, I lived in East LA, and you would have lasted just long enough to get your ass beat like every other cracker.
BEANER Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
LA MIGRA LA MIGRA
GO BACK TO MEXICO IF YOU ARE SO PROUD OF BEING A BURRITO
BEANER Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I HOPE SHERRIFF JOE BECOMES THE NEXT PRESIDENT
NO ONE CARES IF YOU ARE SUCCESSFULL, THE FIRST THING THEY WILL SEE IS THE COCKAROACH IN YOU
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I’m not going anywhere. I’m just going to stay here and e’f all of your white women. They love the burrito ask your wife, she’s had plenty of sour cream.
CeeZee!! Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
One more thing, you would never say that to my face or any other minority for that matter. I guarantee you’re 5′5 120lbs soaking wet & and I would pound your face in lil pecker.
also that appears to be four 20’s, one 10, and the rest are 1’s.
he might have anywhere between $50-60 in there.
go spend it on a new fancy hat.
Anyone can scrape together a little cash to take a photo with.
A true baller would put up his deeds to his paid off properties and his titles to his paid off vehicles. Maybe even W-2s.
This sh!t means nothing.
nightripper Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
good call. i’ll remember that if i ever make it.
LMAO…..What a retard…must have to use cash to get chicks since he has no self esteem and a little wee wee I’d assume…You know this guy is taking his girl out for a good time and then back to his place…as soon as he can get that air leak she has fixed!
This DB probably works for one of those vending companies and took a minute from collecting profits to take a picture in the restroom. What a fake a$$ bizee!!
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Ha, funny. You know if he has the 20’s up front that it’s a bunch of a 1’s hidden in the back. What a loser….
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nosferatina Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
EXACTLY!
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danielle p Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 6:59 am
THAT’S LUKE ULM*R, THE BIGGEST SCUMBAG IN TOLDEO. HIS DADDY IS IN PRISON NOW FOR DEFRAUDING INVESTORS, HIS DIPSH*T BROTHER TOO. WHY ISN’T LUKE IN PRISON TOO? I BET ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. MINI-MADOFF WANNABE’S. THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE RICH AFTER STEALING LIKE 15MIL. LOL, YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT TO BE RICH TODAY YOU PEONS….IT AINT 1975 ANYMORE
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danielle p Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 7:02 am
THAT’S LUKE ULM*R, THE BIGGEST SC*MBAG IN TOLEDO. HIS DADDY IS IN PRISON NOW FOR DEFRAUDING INVESTORS, HIS DIPSH*T BROTHER TOO. WHY ISN’T LUKE IN PRISON TOO? I BET ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. MINI-MADOFF WANNABE’S. THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE RICH AFTER STEALING LIKE 15MIL. LOL, YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT TO BE RICH TODAY YOU PEONS….IT AINT 1975 ANYMORE
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STR8UP Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
yup, that’s called dummy money, but hey, maybe now he can go buy a shirt and a razor
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Forgy23 Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 6:48 am
I would ride that like a carnival ride
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All Mormons SUCK Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Peoria IS the New Scottsdale! There is no difference anymore!
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